Why So Serious?

[Ramthundar]

And she sounds drunk. And there's a male voice by her...no wait, two male voices...no, 2 males voices and another female, and it's not conversation their having.

You are chained to a chair, and have to watch as your girlfriend is slowly lowered in a tub of acid.

 

[RedDiablo]

But my girlfriend was a jerk.

You are tied in a straightjacket, and your eyes are stretched, and someone is injecting acid into your eyes.

 

[SerenadeDS]

It's mercy, terrorists were forcing me to watch Catwoman.

Now you've done it... the blood of your girlfriend, your dog, and also, your best friend are on your hands.

 

[Outasync]

OH, it's just Cool-Aid

You will die in 24 hours.

 

[Ramthundar]

but it's based on the TV show, so my life will keep dragging on till the American public get's bored.

You are being held prisoner in a camp run my cannibals.

 

[sirsolo]

Because you're a birthday clown, and they needed dinner entertainment.

You have to get an abortion. (Brutal)

 

[Marv21]

Because you will give birth to Satan....not funny


You run along the meadow, until a tiger goes up and...

 

[Bofus Teefus]

...brings you a bowl of Frosted Flakes. You now have to pause and eat breakfast.

You are the last of your kind, and are being hunted.

 

[Ramthundar]

Hunted to be brought back to a special zoo just designed for you, and even though you were the last of your kind the next closests in DNA has a way hotter female population, which will now need to help you repopulate your species. Yay science!

You have been challenged by Death, the prize: Your life.