The squirrel is infected with the Rage virus, you're wearing a meat suit, and the trampoline is made of rusty nails.
The phone is ringing, and it's your girlfriend!
The phone is ringing, and it's your girlfriend!
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And she sounds drunk. And there's a male voice by her...no wait, two male voices...no, 2 males voices and another female, and it's not conversation their having.
You are chained to a chair, and have to watch as your girlfriend is slowly lowered in a tub of acid.
You are chained to a chair, and have to watch as your girlfriend is slowly lowered in a tub of acid.
It's mercy, terrorists were forcing me to watch Catwoman.
Now you've done it... the blood of your girlfriend, your dog, and also, your best friend are on your hands.
Now you've done it... the blood of your girlfriend, your dog, and also, your best friend are on your hands.
but it's based on the TV show, so my life will keep dragging on till the American public get's bored.
You are being held prisoner in a camp run my cannibals.
You are being held prisoner in a camp run my cannibals.
...brings you a bowl of Frosted Flakes. You now have to pause and eat breakfast.
You are the last of your kind, and are being hunted.
You are the last of your kind, and are being hunted.
Hunted to be brought back to a special zoo just designed for you, and even though you were the last of your kind the next closests in DNA has a way hotter female population, which will now need to help you repopulate your species. Yay science!
You have been challenged by Death, the prize: Your life.
You have been challenged by Death, the prize: Your life.