Why would you do that?

[kinetix271]

Dungeons and Dragons: the movie.

Just recently saw that on SyFy
But for the dumbest thing I saw was on the news, a man took his son out hunting for turkey then shot and killed his son mistaking him for a turkey.

 

[That One Six]

Dungeons and Dragons: the movie.

Just recently saw that on SyFy
But for the dumbest thing I saw was on the news, a man took his son out hunting for turkey then shot and killed his son mistaking him for a turkey.

Was it Dick Cheney?

 

[Xojins]

Some kid thought it would be a good idea to start a barrel fire on the high school's newly built, very expensive petroleum-based turf. Someone found the giant mascot painted on the turf smoldering the next day.

 

[That One Six]

Some kid thought it would be a good idea to start a barrel fire on the high school's newly built, very expensive petroleum-based turf. Someone found the giant mascot painted on the turf smoldering the next day.

Nice... Oh, and, MORE FIRE! Isn't it fun?

 

[kinetix271]

Dungeons and Dragons: the movie.

Just recently saw that on SyFy
But for the dumbest thing I saw was on the news, a man took his son out hunting for turkey then shot and killed his son mistaking him for a turkey.

Was it Dick Cheney?

That would have made a sad story slightly funnier

 

[Gondito]

Um Christianity....No just kidding.This time.

Um Christianity....No just kidding.This time.

Dude, I agree with you wholeheartedly. I am an Aethiest, and some of the severe flaws of Christianity, especially Catholicism and Evangelicalism, make me feel like vomiting.

Don't provoke unnecessary flame wars. This is neither the time, nor the place to discuss the finer points of religion and making blanket statements like that will only incite a towering inferno, which is shortly followed by a high pressure hose of mod justice.

That is a win line

 

[That One Six]

Um Christianity....No just kidding.This time.

Um Christianity....No just kidding.This time.

Dude, I agree with you wholeheartedly. I am an Aethiest, and some of the severe flaws of Christianity, especially Catholicism and Evangelicalism, make me feel like vomiting.

Don't provoke unnecessary flame wars. This is neither the time, nor the place to discuss the finer points of religion and making blanket statements like that will only incite a towering inferno, which is shortly followed by a high pressure hose of mod justice.

That is a win line

I already apologized for that.

 

[Gondito]

Um Christianity....No just kidding.This time.

Um Christianity....No just kidding.This time.

Dude, I agree with you wholeheartedly. I am an Aethiest, and some of the severe flaws of Christianity, especially Catholicism and Evangelicalism, make me feel like vomiting.

Don't provoke unnecessary flame wars. This is neither the time, nor the place to discuss the finer points of religion and making blanket statements like that will only incite a towering inferno, which is shortly followed by a high pressure hose of mod justice.

That is a win line

I already apologized for that.

I know, and it was the right decision. Im simply stating that the bolded line is lol worthy in my mind.

EDIT: oooh 69th post!!

 

[That One Six]

Another thing.

-I once saw a PT Cruiser smashed in the middle of the road. Smashed as in totaled. It had Batman seat covers. The driver? Batman.

Batman and Robin had wrecked their car and were sitting on the side of the road, looking dejected. I think Robin was crying.

That made me laugh incredulously.

 

[silver wolf009]

My school has a relgious exstremism club...

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Well, since someone else already necro'd it...

On "1000 Ways to Die", one of the segments was on some metalheads who thought it would be hardcore to snort fire ants.

 

[TheStickman]

The time my friend was swinging a rope around in a circle and hit me in the face.

 

[TheStickman]

Well, since someone else already necro'd it...

On "1000 Ways to Die", one of the segments was on some metalheads who thought it would be hardcore to snort fire ants.

The only thing I could think while watching that was "Idiots"

 

[Zykon TheLich]

A friend of mine's little brother threw a 12 guage shotgun shell into a fire we were all sitting round. Idiot.

 

[Tattaglia]

A classmate put a metal pot scrubber in his mouth at a school camp. It was like someone had turned on a blood tap. He wasn't the brightest chap.

 

[Dorian6]

As many of us know, Stephen King has said in an interview that Stephenie Meyer, author of the twilight series, "Can't write worth a darn"

But that's not the stupid part. A 14 year old girl proceeds to tell me that King is merely jealous of Meyer's success and that she is a better writer than he ever was.