Why?

[Dr.Susse]

Because it's a cheaply produced item

Why does jelly wobble so?

 

[Ham_authority95]

Because it's dancing to music you can't hear.

Why should I change my brand of toilet paper when, even though I have a budget for the bargain deal, it's only 3 ply compared to my current 4 ply brand?

 

[Emurlahn]

Because the world economy is changing, and you have to adjust in some way, or another.

Why is alcohol so damned expensive in Norway?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because it's a conspiracy to keep you sober. It makes you more susceptible to their brainwashing techniques

Why are koreans so popular these days?

 

[Emurlahn]

Because I've got no fking idea?

Why is my internet so slow?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Cheese!

Why are my next door people fighting...again?

 

[Ochidi]

Because they can't decide where to go for dinner.

Why won't Mr. Sandman give me a dream?

 

[pyramid head grape]

He's overpriced!

Why is there a pie in the sky?

 

[Emurlahn]

Because they were out of cake.

Why do I write these absurdly long post sometimes?

 

[pyramid head grape]

The low content ban hammer is a heavy one!

Why do I like hats so much?

 

[RaNDM G]

Because you're British. And British people dig their formal headwear.

See what I mean?

Why is it that Millhouse is not a meme, but "Millhouse is not a meme" is a meme?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because nobody likes Milhouse
why is 1+1=2?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because when all the numbers were first kicking around 1 and 2 found each other so attracted to one another they decided to always be next to each other.

Why is life so short?

 

[M0rp43vs]

So we enjoy it more because it is limited. To know that it may all one day end, we try to enjoy life to it's fullest. And besides, with life, it's not how long it is, but how you use it.

That's my second post today that can be taken the wrong way, Why are my posts like that today?

 

[Emurlahn]

Because you're always like that?

Why do I continue to turn my own sleep-pattern around?

 

[s0p0g]

it doesn't, it's just the natural 25 hour rhythm fighting against the 24 hours day, and winning the fight

why are my forum badges so awesome?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because they're all quizzes.

Why is GTA4 so gritty?

 

[RaNDM G]

Well for one thing, you play as a Yugoslavian war veteran who immigrated to America to kill the man who betrayed your squad. You run around doing errands for mobsters until you decide they are no longer worth living. While doing this, you must also balance your relationships with the friends you make. It's Hell trying to micromanage every little thing that goes on in Liberty City, hence why players are so drawn into the story.

Why do people always drive ten miles under the speed limit on the freeway, but tailgate me after I pass them?

 

[s0p0g]

because drivers are freaking maniacs. watch transporter for reference. or your nearest highway.

why is Sprite from tin cans so much more awesome than bottles or glasses? (sry for prepositions, always get them mixed up in english xD)

 

[M0rp43vs]

(I always thought the opposite but whahey?)
It's because the acidity of the drink reacts with the cheap material of the can which makes the drink even tastier... and just the slightest bit more deadlier

Why do my guitar strings always get coated with grime just a week after installing them even though I clean them regularly and wash my hands before playing?