Why'd ya do it?

[reg42]

I think a demonstration is in order:

Person 1:
You clubbed a seal. Why?

Person 2:
What can I say; I was bored

You ran along the walk. Why?

Person 3:
I'm a freakin ninja!

You X in the Y. Why?
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Get it? Let's hope so.
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I'll start:

You flew to China. Why?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I heard there were some beautiful vistas.

You threw a grenade into an orphanage. Why? D:

 

[reg42]

It looked at me funny.

You threw a green man in a grenade suit at someone. Why?

 

[brtshstel]

It was a really good grenade costume. He fooled me.

You Cincinnati-car-bombed that poor old man. why?

 

[Sleekgiant]

He looked at me funny.

You took that joke WAY TO FAR!Why?

 

[CounterAttack]

I figured it could be stretched out. Guess I was wrong.

You slapped me across the face! What the hell?

 

[Sleekgiant]

We were sharing salvia, I couldn't help it.

You praised Micheal Atkinson! WHY?

 

[CounterAttack]

He finally gave up.

You killed Saxton Hale! Why'd you do it, man? Why'd you do it?

 

[reg42]

I... I was young, I needed the money!

You did her?! Why?!

 

[Sleekgiant]

NOOO that was you remember

You tried to frame me! WHY?

 

[reg42]

I were asking for it...

You are a god amongst men. Why?

 

[GodofDisaster]

It wasn't me, it was reg, he forced me to. He also had a gun.

Why did you force me to rat on Furburt?

 

[reg42]

You were a good fall guy.

You copy/pasted Furbs post. WTF dude?

 

[Sleekgiant]

He's just such a great poster

You copy/pasted your resume! Why?

 

[NeoAC]

Cause I want to keep my EI benefits, so I'm letting everyone know how much I suck at work.

You hired me! Why?

 

[Burningsok]

because I felt like copy/pasting it. what, you wanna fight about it 0.0

There's a bunch of zerglings tearing up your backyard, why?

 

[XJ-0461]

Because I have no idea what a zerling is, and they're coming to inform me.

You killed two stones with one bird, why?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

It isn't my fault the bird ate some metal then flew too close to the Railgun... coincidentally aimed at a couple of stones.

You were exiled from your birth nation. Why?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I murder thousands with just this one sword. *Pulls out an ornate looking lonsword, coated in gold but hard as steel alloy.*

You're laughing at a national ranked criminal... Why?

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

He was wearing a silly hat.

You ate my face, why?