Why'd ya do it?

[reg42]

*Vrooom!* Sorry, can't hear you.

There was this guy, at this place... You know anything about that?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No, but I will tell you I bumped his sister in the bumping bump bump while bumpidy her bump bump.

You bumped the bump by bumping a bumpidy...why?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Because I'm the bumpinest bumpity bump in this entire bumpity bumping bump.

You did the handstand, while travelling through Penzance, without a helmet, with a goat and without any pants. Why?

 

[Urgh76]

Why not?

You raped and murdered OVER NINE THOUUSAAAAAAAANND!!!!! babies. WHY?!

 

[reg42]

Because I love my memes to death.

You destroyed the entire country of The Czech Republic! What the hell man?

 

[Paksenarrion]

What are you talking about? All I did was play a game with the computer called GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR.

These trousers turn into jam, why?