Wierdest thought ever?

[Stone Wera]

Now, alot of my friends think I'm crazy (I'd agree too!) and most of the stuff I spout is.
I've told people that Jesus had an evil twin brother... (Beardless Jesus)
That gay people can't look up... (using only their eyes at least)
And that one guy died in Iraq and had been replaced with his twin brother! (who also happened to be preist)
Now I've got crazy things going on in there, but I want to know about YOUR psycho ramblings!

 

[delet]

Weird thoughts... Well, one would have to be insane to look into things and figure out what the Neon Genesis Evangelion is actually about (probably), but I did that... I'll go find my explanation of it...

Spoiler: Major NGE spoilers

Ok, upon staring at a picture of DNA I realized it looked a lot like the Lance of Longinus. Since The Lance is often coiled up but has been shown to have the ability to uncoil itself I took it that The Lance represents DNA.
Now, Eva 01 has been mentioned to have become a god after Ep. 19 because she consumed the S2 organ, allowing her an infinite power supply. I've decided that this means Eva 01 is now, quite literally, a God.

Now when The Lance penetrates Eva 01's S2 organ while in it's Berserk mode and with wings, this can be symbolized as sperm penetrating the egg; The Lance being DNA injecting itself into the S2 Organ which is the womb or egg. This then turns Eva 01, who is a God, into the Tree of Life from which all life comes from. Instrumentality then begins and everyone on Earth is returned to the primordial ooze ("Tang".)

Afterwards, Shinji decides to reject Instrumentality ( Possibly meaning he rejected Evolution) and so Eva 01 stops Instrumentality. Eva 01 then drifts away from Earth with The Lance of Longinus unraveled. This can symbolize God drifting away from Earth (I've often said "Even if there is a God, He's nowhere near us now".)

So Eva 01(God) drifts away from Earth leaving only Shinji and Asuka alive on an island surrounded by blood. One Male and one Female; Adam and Eve. The first 2 humans are left to create the human race anew.

And finally, with that in mind the very title of the anime makes sense.

As I thought, the word 'Neon' comes from the Greek neo which means 'new'. Genesis means creation or birth and given the above theory, Evangelion is (more or less) interchangeable with 'God'. As such, the title can mean 'God's New Creation', thus fortifying my theory. God created life anew, to start over from the beginning.

 

[S.R.S.]

The thought that goes through my head everytime I post on /b/.

 

[mcgroobber]

Now alot of my friends think I'm crazy (I'd agree too!) and most of the stuff I spout is. I've told people that Jesus had an evil twin brother, (Beardless Jesus) that gay people can't look up, (using only their eyes at least) and that one guy died in Iraq and had been replaced with his twin brother (who also happened to be preist)! Now I've got crazy things going on in there, but I want to know about YOUR psycho ramblings!

well speaking of jesus's evil brother ive got a vid

 

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well speaking of jesus's evil brother ive got a vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

ps how do you do the youtube codes [] [/]

Embedded for ya.

Edit: I'm going to add more non-anime related weirdness to make this post more worth it...

I thought up an interesting scenario to play out if I had the powers to do it. The later part of it involves dropping a whale randomly in the middle of New York randomly from out of the sky. The whale then opens its' mouth and cows in SWAT Team riot gear walk out (The gear is duct taped to 'em) and then another whale falls on them. Then, that whale splits in two and Godzilla climbs out and shoots a lazor beam out of its' mouth into the sky. A random asian guy comes out of nowhere and stereotypically yells, "Iz Gahzira!" then everyone runs away.

I think that'd be hilarious to see...

 

[TheTim]

i thought i was riding in a prison bus one time when i was high with my friends.... and was sitting on a park bench

 

[acidk44]

Now alot of my friends think I'm crazy (I'd agree too!) and most of the stuff I spout is. I've told people that Jesus had an evil twin brother, (Beardless Jesus) that gay people can't look up, (using only their eyes at least) and that one guy died in Iraq and had been replaced with his twin brother (who also happened to be preist)! Now I've got crazy things going on in there, but I want to know about YOUR psycho ramblings!

THe fact that I sometimes "dream" that I rule all society like in code Geass exept I don't die. And That I become this dark character I been working on which I call "NIGHTNARE". He is a fusion of venom and carnage symboyte(mispelled I know) in one; meaning +mass + cool trasformations + colors + darkness(evil)+ the fact that I would make it look like a Hollow Grim Reaper + the sword claws from Cap't Kuro from One piece + Masamune from Sephiroth = total Owenage and badass AWESOME!!!!!!! ,)

 

[mcgroobber]

Embedded for ya.

thank you

 

[Marine Mike]

Everywhere I go I identify the best escape route, improvised weapon, and available cover.
Every bag or dead animal on the side of the road I think of how it could be an IED down to the setup, concealment of the device, and most likely triggerman location.
And probably the most creepy to people I make the mistake of mentioning this to is explaining in detail how I would make object X or object Y or any combination thereof into a bomb.

EDIT: Yes, I have been diagnosed with PTSD.

 

[Meggiepants]

I'm a fan of random strange thoughts. People have become used to them over the years.

Today I was wishing I had the feet of an orangutan. I would like to climb trees better.

Yesterday I used FB to suggest to Paul Simon that he should update his song 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover. Because he typically trawls FB for song ideas.

Or something.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Furies. Never Google VG Cats images, ever, not even with safe sreach on. It haunted me for days.

Oh no... it's happening again! Ahhhhhh

I've been walking down the street, looked at a random passer-by and thought to myself "Would they taste good if I used the right barbecue sauce?".

I've since learned to keep such thoughts to myself.

You're doing a great job so far...

 

[skitzo van]

I have LOTS of these so I'll say just a few. I once thought what if all animals except humans had developed telepathy, and were waaaaaay more advanced than us. Another one I made up to convince myself I was crazy, the thought was basically a giant flying saucer, with lobster eyes and claws, a scorpion tail, and scaly legs, I call it Charlotte.

 

[Gauntes]

Forty nights ago my dragon table made salad for me for lunch breakfast and tea time. I felt like having a burger, but the goblins in my toenail doesn't like golf club. my glasses are having fun with hair on my chest for three and forty nights and having a great time making my bubbles disappear.

Imagine saying this to your friend with complete straight face.

Now I have been marked as an mad bloke

 

[Gadzooks]

The thought that goes through my head everytime I post on /b/.

Whenever I stumble across /b/, my body gets so confused. It's always a mixture of aroused, horrified, sickened, and chuckling.

This is not an emotion that should exist.

 

[Caligulove]

last night while watching Aladdin with my niece.. I began wondering if the Genie had a sex life, especially considering that he's been around for thousands of years. Then wondered about how the Genie would have sex, or would it just be like EVERY FETISH AT ONCE, and then realized

"fuck... this is how rule34 started..."

 

[Strid]

One day I was just sitting around school with my friends when all of a sudden I thought
"Wow, everyone around me is made of meat."

 

[Stone Wera]

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well speaking of jesus's evil brother ive got a vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

ps how do you do the youtube codes [] [/]

I never said that! You're taking everything I said out of context! I am not a crook!

 

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well speaking of jesus's evil brother ive got a vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

ps how do you do the youtube codes [] [/]

I never said that! You're taking everything I said out of context! I am not a crook!

...Wuh? I didn't say the things you say I said...

 

[Latinidiot]

I have a lot of those. sadly they don't tend to linger. I have so much fun in my head

Oh, I remembered one! one of my teachers is pregnant, and she is a cold ***** who hates my guts, so my mind wandered of to the cold, moist cave, lit by green mushrooms, where she would lay her eggs in the cold rotting corpse of her mate, floating in the pitchblack water.

I never looked at her the same way. Also, I became quite nauseous, I forgot the details, that were so vivid at the moment.

 

[Stone Wera]

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well speaking of jesus's evil brother ive got a vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

ps how do you do the youtube codes [] [/]

I never said that! You're taking everything I said out of context! I am not a crook!

...Wuh? I didn't say the things you say I said...

Minus the quote stuff at the begenning of the first word, you said what I said you said that I said which I never said. How would you feel if I took one of your sentences and turned it into one irrelevant word?

P.S. I didn't do what you did, I just cut out the unimportant parts of your sentence.