Wierdest thought ever?

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well speaking of jesus's evil brother ive got a vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

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I never said that! You're taking everything I said out of context! I am not a crook!

...Wuh? I didn't say the things you say I said...

You said what I said you said that I said which I never said. How would you feel if I took one of your sentences and turned it into one irrelevant word?

P.S. I didn't do what you did, I just cut out the unimportant parts of your sentence.

I'm still incredibly confused and haven't a clue what you're taking about. Time to look through the page then...

edit: Nope, still no clue.

 

[Brandon237]

My friend and I often have such thoughts, which devolve into:

friend: Which country would you fire the nuke at first?
Me: Somewhere of low damage but that had mostly innocents, to tell the world there's nothin' we won't do...
friend: I say we launch it at Quebec...

it gets worse however to put it here would incur mod wrath.

 

[_Janny_]

When I was a kid I used to always make up scenarios concerning why my parents were late home. Like they were abducted by a serial killer, murdered with an axe, kept inside an industrial building for ransom. Seeing as I was just a 7 year old, I think that counts as weird.

One day I was just sitting around school with my friends when all of a sudden I thought
"Wow, everyone around me is made of meat."

*ding ding* Winnah!

 

[Archindar]

What is the top speed of a swallow carrying a coconut? (obvious Monty python reference)

Weird thoughts are never a bad thing because they may lead to great ideas.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Wouldn't it be nice if there was a Fuzion Frenzy 3, no just kidding.

My thoughts are to weird to post here so ...........

The thought that goes through my head everytime I post on /b/.

Why you aren't on the Escapist

Furries. Never Google VG Cats images, ever, not even with safe search on. It haunted me for days.

Oh no... it's happening again! Ahhhhhh

I fixed your errors and the word you are looking for is furverts, they are the reason behind VG cats porn *shudders*

 

[Piorn]

I often get weird ideas about "enhancing" surgeries on humans, such as splitting the forearm and hand into two seperate limbs. I know it's not possible, but sometimes, it just springs to my mind.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Is there a difference between "people who have the hots for Tali" and "furries"?

Because I don't think there is.

 

[Mikaze]

Me and one of my friends catch the train to school in the morning and between me being slightly crazy and both of us being fairly tired at that ridiculous hour of the morning we come up with some pretty wierd shit. Like weaponised Weetbix, because when they're dry they're reasonably hard, and you could stab people in the eye with them.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

"Why do I feel emotionally dead inside?"

Which was later followed by:

"How I can I think I'm feeling emotionally dead if I'm actually emotionally dead? This means that I'm not, and that means it's all in my head."

Which was in turn followed by:

"Is it normal to think things like that?"

My mind...is weird. Tis both a blessing and a curse, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[rabidmidget]

I convince people that waterboarding (form of torture) is an extreme sport.

It is depressingly easy to do so.

 

[Mr. Grey]

"Lemons were invented by God with the purpose to be thrown at chickens."

"I will find two hobos, train them to play oboes and have dueling hobos with oboes."

"I can juggle squirrels... so long as they aren't rabid."

"I'd eat that." Basically to anything.

Spoiler: This may be a bit too controversial... ignore it if you are easily upset. I will probably take it down to anyone's request.

"The crucifix more closely resembles an X rather than a lower case T. So... if you had it and made it look like a Nazi's Swastika we can clearly admit that Jesus was a Nazi."

Furies.

I know you have already been corrected... but I can't resist. My sincerest apologies.

Spoiler: Release the Furies!

 

[RagnorakTres]

Probably the fact that, no matter my surroundings, I always have a fool-proof plan of how to survive a zombie apocalypse should it happen right-fucking-now, using only the supplies that are immediately at hand.

My youth group director does it too. He's pretty much awesome incarnate (and, fortunately, perfectly willing to debate religion with me...though we don't, we're both pretty much agnostic, which is exceptionally ironic given his occupation).

 

[TheDuckbunny]

I've got weird thoughts all the time but they just linger around in my head before dissapearing again.

 

[Blue Musician]

Weird thoughts... Well, one would have to be insane to look into things and figure out what the Neon Genesis Evangelion is actually about (probably), but I did that... I'll go find my explanation of it...

Spoiler: Major NGE spoilers

Ok, upon staring at a picture of DNA I realized it looked a lot like the Lance of Longinus. Since The Lance is often coiled up but has been shown to have the ability to uncoil itself I took it that The Lance represents DNA.
Now, Eva 01 has been mentioned to have become a god after Ep. 19 because she consumed the S2 organ, allowing her an infinite power supply. I've decided that this means Eva 01 is now, quite literally, a God.

Now when The Lance penetrates Eva 01's S2 organ while in it's Berserk mode and with wings, this can be symbolized as sperm penetrating the egg; The Lance being DNA injecting itself into the S2 Organ which is the womb or egg. This then turns Eva 01, who is a God, into the Tree of Life from which all life comes from. Instrumentality then begins and everyone on Earth is returned to the primordial ooze ("Tang".)

Afterwards, Shinji decides to reject Instrumentality ( Possibly meaning he rejected Evolution) and so Eva 01 stops Instrumentality. Eva 01 then drifts away from Earth with The Lance of Longinus unraveled. This can symbolize God drifting away from Earth (I've often said "Even if there is a God, He's nowhere near us now".)

So Eva 01(God) drifts away from Earth leaving only Shinji and Asuka alive on an island surrounded by blood. One Male and one Female; Adam and Eve. The first 2 humans are left to create the human race anew.

And finally, with that in mind the very title of the anime makes sense.

As I thought, the word 'Neon' comes from the Greek neo which means 'new'. Genesis means creation or birth and given the above theory, Evangelion is (more or less) interchangeable with 'God'. As such, the title can mean 'God's New Creation', thus fortifying my theory. God created life anew, to start over from the beginning.

WOW, that was a great explanation. I liked it. I'm up to episode 23 of the series, though my brother has already seen them (he says he didn't really like the end, since it gets very fucked up, and Shinji just talks to himself for 1 hour) and basically spoiled everything for me. We are also waiting for the Rebuild. Do you have any idea when Rebuild 2.0 is going to arrive here in NA?

OT: That my Spanish professor (who is alcoholic, smoker and a very bad teacher) throws his cigarette to a pile of leaves, causing a fire which doesn't propagate (yet), then he thinks the flames are a pool of beer, then he jumps in and feels burning with alcohol, then he runs all over the school burning everything in it's path, causing that I don't have school for 6 months!

 

[delet]

Weird thoughts... Well, one would have to be insane to look into things and figure out what the Neon Genesis Evangelion is actually about (probably), but I did that... I'll go find my explanation of it...

Spoiler: Major NGE spoilers

Ok, upon staring at a picture of DNA I realized it looked a lot like the Lance of Longinus. Since The Lance is often coiled up but has been shown to have the ability to uncoil itself I took it that The Lance represents DNA.
Now, Eva 01 has been mentioned to have become a god after Ep. 19 because she consumed the S2 organ, allowing her an infinite power supply. I've decided that this means Eva 01 is now, quite literally, a God.

Now when The Lance penetrates Eva 01's S2 organ while in it's Berserk mode and with wings, this can be symbolized as sperm penetrating the egg; The Lance being DNA injecting itself into the S2 Organ which is the womb or egg. This then turns Eva 01, who is a God, into the Tree of Life from which all life comes from. Instrumentality then begins and everyone on Earth is returned to the primordial ooze ("Tang".)

Afterwards, Shinji decides to reject Instrumentality ( Possibly meaning he rejected Evolution) and so Eva 01 stops Instrumentality. Eva 01 then drifts away from Earth with The Lance of Longinus unraveled. This can symbolize God drifting away from Earth (I've often said "Even if there is a God, He's nowhere near us now".)

So Eva 01(God) drifts away from Earth leaving only Shinji and Asuka alive on an island surrounded by blood. One Male and one Female; Adam and Eve. The first 2 humans are left to create the human race anew.

And finally, with that in mind the very title of the anime makes sense.

As I thought, the word 'Neon' comes from the Greek neo which means 'new'. Genesis means creation or birth and given the above theory, Evangelion is (more or less) interchangeable with 'God'. As such, the title can mean 'God's New Creation', thus fortifying my theory. God created life anew, to start over from the beginning.

WOW, that was a great explanation. I liked it. I'm up to episode 23 of the series, though my brother has already seen them (he says he didn't really like the end, since it gets very fucked up, and Shinji just talks to himself for 1 hour) and basically spoiled everything for me. We are also waiting for the Rebuild. Do you have any idea when Rebuild 2.0 is going to arrive here in NA?

I would recommend finishing the series up regardless of the horribly confusing ending. Also, tell your brother to watch the movie End of Evangelion. It's basically a remake of Episode 25 and 26, both 25 minutes each. It makes much more sense than the original ending.

As for Rebuild 2.0, that'll get a DVD release in late May. I'm not sure if it'll be released everywhere on the same date, but the first DVD release is definitly in May.

 

[Blue Musician]

WOW, that was a great explanation. I liked it. I'm up to episode 23 of the series, though my brother has already seen them (he says he didn't really like the end, since it gets very fucked up, and Shinji just talks to himself for 1 hour) and basically spoiled everything for me. We are also waiting for the Rebuild. Do you have any idea when Rebuild 2.0 is going to arrive here in NA?

I would recommend finishing the series up regardless of the horribly confusing ending. Also, tell your brother to watch the movie End of Evangelion. It's basically a remake of Episode 25 and 26, both 25 minutes each. It makes much more sense than the original ending.

As for Rebuild 2.0, that'll get a DVD release in late May. I'm not sure if it'll be released everywhere on the same date, but the first DVD release is definitly in May.

He has seen everything from Evangelion, the anime, the manga, the movies, the Rebuild (except for 2.0) and basically everything. But he isn't as an addict to it like you. He's more addicted to Hellsing than to Evangelion, but yeah, as you can tell, he IS a fan, and he unfortunately spoiled most of the series to me (he actually spoils everything to me).

 

[Samurai Goomba]

I once thought you guys would ban me.

Keep that dream alive.

I have weird thoughts but my psychiatrist tells me I can't talk about them or he'll be forced to take legal action.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Furries. Never Google VG Cats images, ever, not even with safe search on. It haunted me for days.

Oh no... it's happening again! Ahhhhhh

I fixed your errors and the word you are looking for is furverts, they are the reason behind VG cats porn *shudders*

Thanks. I wouldn't have known that.

 

[Mr. Gency]

"Lemons were invented by God with the purpose to be thrown at chickens."

"I will find two hobos, train them to play oboes and have dueling hobos with oboes."

"I can juggle squirrels... so long as they aren't rabid."

"I'd eat that." Basically to anything.

Spoiler: This may be a bit too controversial... ignore it if you are easily upset. I will probably take it down to anyone's request.

"The crucifix more closely resembles an X rather than a lower case T. So... if you had it and made it look like a Nazi's Swastika we can clearly admit that Jesus was a Nazi."

Furies.

I know you have already been corrected... but I can't resist. My sincerest apologies.

Spoiler: Release the Furies!

What the hell? You took my quote out of context.

Spoiler: For anyone who wants to know what my post was

"Furries. Never Google VG Cats images, ever, not even with safe search on. It haunted me for days.

Oh no... it's happening again! Ahhhhhh"

Oh, and I'm not mad at this. You just didn't have to take my quote out of context.

 

[Foxtrotk72]

Deep fry my mate's car. It could work just need a huge fryer and a lot of oil