wierdest vs. ever

[Morrinn]

GLaDOS versus Shodan
Who would win?

 

[Brnin8]

Dr. House vs. Dr. Mario
Who would win? I think Mario he would just throw a Vicadin pill at House and then beat him up.

 

[AvsJoe]

Steven Seagal vs. Tommy Lee Jones - Under Siege. I kinda liked the movie, but it was pretty clear from the get-go who was gonna come out on top.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Dr. House vs. Doctor Cox

Who has a better ego?

 

[Casual Shinji]

ED-209 vs Edward Cullen.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Mokap(MK) vs armfall of boy (DC)

the versus sign would win.

 

[Stoic raptor]

kratos vs samus
would samus win with all her superweapons
or kratos, with his blades of athena

 

[Diablini]

Paris Hilton vs A Jellyfish

1. Paris Hilton uses some makeup and says "That's hot!"
2. Jellyfish stings Paris Hilton
3. Paris Hilton films herself masturbating
4. Jellyfish stings her and kills her

 

[squid5580]

So i was thinking about my days back in highschool (looong ago) and me and some buddies spent a lot of lunch hours putting various match ups together, and they got pretty weird. I think one of the weirdest was Bugs Bunny vs. Cloud (of cours Bugs would cream Cloud)
So lets hear it folks, what is the weirdest/most lopsided match up you have ever seen or thought of?

Wait a second how would Bugs cream Cloud. If Bugs starts to get the upper hand Cloud will slip into his dress and make up and confuse Bugs. I think it would be a draw.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Chuck Norris vs everything else. we already know the winner.

Of course we do, Ellen Ripley owns

Yeah fuck you Chuck Norris jokes, Ripley will kill you.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I remember having an ongoing argument in high school over Neo vs. Superman.

Unfortunately, we NEVER came to a resolution.

That's kind of odd. We'd have to assume that Superman is in the Matrix. instead of pummelling an embryonic-looking battery.
And since anything is technically possible in the Matrix, they'd only be limited by imagination.
I guess Superman's costume doesn't leave a lot to the imagination, so he might win..hummm.

 

[SquirrelPants]

Chuck Norris vs everything else. we already know the winner.

Yeah, everything else, of course. Despite what the internet thinks(and I hate what the internet thinks) Chuck Norris is a *man*. He's tough, but he's really not that special.

Anyways, The Lone Wanderer from Fallout 3 vs. Chell from Portal. Initially, you'd think The Lone Wanderer, but Chell is a very even match, and with the proper materials and good enough timing could probably take the wanderer down. I suppose it would depend on the conditions, but still.

 

[HT_Black]

Muhammad Ali Vs. Steven Hawking. Go on, follow that to its logical conclusion...

 

[suhlEap]

kratos vs samus
would samus win with all her superweapons
or kratos, with his blades of athena

samus. she could just blast him before he got close enough to use his blades.

ryu hyabusa (ninja gaiden) vs dante (devil may cry)

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

ED-209 vs Edward Cullen.

Win.

 

[theonecookie]

the moogles from FFVI vs the prinny squad from afternoon of darkness

 

[SantoUno]

Mario vs. Luigi OR Peach vs. Bowser

From what I can recall this has never actually happened in Mario games (SSBB DOESN't COUNT!!)

 

[katzd314]

Muhammad Ali Vs. Steven Hawking. Go on, follow that to its logical conclusion...

Roll in a wheelchair sting like a flea?

 

[Grayjack]

Japanese Kirby [http://www.kirbysrainbowresort.net/multimedia/pictures/kirbyds/kirbysqsq_box2.jpg] vs US Kirby [http://masem.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/sqeuak_squad_cover.jpg]

Look at their eyes.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Rayman vs. Yahtzee's little animations.

No arms!
No legs!
No necks!
All fun!