WiiWaa is the Strangest Wii Controller Ever

[feather240]

It looks like an almost De Blob/Raving Rabids in its art form. It's a clever idea, especially the stealth part, but ultimately it's going to fail because it is. *thinking up valid excuses* When every kid has one then the toy will lose its individuality and just become a controller, bam!

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Oh wow. Only two days into the new decade and I'm already throwing out.....

FIRST ONE OF THE DECADE!

"Oh, Japan..."

 

[kevtastic]

the lyrics to the full song are
Do the D.A.N.C.E
1234, fight!
Stick to the B.E.A.T
Get ready to ignite
You were such a P.Y.T
Catching all the lights
Just easy as A.B.C
That's how we make it right (x3)

Do the D.A.N.C.E
Stick to the B.E.A.T
Just easy as A.B.C

Do the Dance (Do the Dance)
The way you move is a mystery
Do the dance
You're always there for music and me (x3)

Streaming through the radio
Dancing all around
Spread the word in stereo
At the speed of sound

Do the Dance (Do the Dance)
The way you move is a mystery
Do the dance
You're always there for music and me (x2)

Do the D.A.N.C.E (Do the Dance, Do the Dance)
Stick to the B.E.A.T (Do the Dance, Do the Dance)
You were such a P.Y.T (Do the Dance, Do the Dance)
Just easy as A.B.C (Do the Dance, Do the Dance)

Under the spotlights
Neither black nor white
It doesn't matter
Do the Dance (do the dance)

As strong as you might
Working day and night
Whatever happens
Do the DANCE (do the dance)

Under the spotlights
Neither black nor white
It doesn't matter
Do the Dance (do the dance)

As strong as you might
Working day and night
Whatever happens

Do the Dance (Do the Dance)
The way you move is a mystery
Do the Dance
You're always there for music and me (x2)

The way you move is a mystery...

 

[Slash Dementia]

Fatality at 0:30...
That's a really creepy controller thing. But I guess some kids will like it, so good for them.

 

[Mushroomfreak111]

*cough*

Wait, what are you to do with that thing?

 

[irrelevantnugget]

Seen an older trailer a few months ago... an earlier prototype of the doll (and trailer) showed the kid shoving the wiimote up its butthole. I kid you not. The rest of the trailer is pretty much identical though.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

In before Borat quote.

Seriously, how many attachments and peripherals is this thing going to have?

I'm waiting till someone at japan makes a game with the wii motion plus and a dildo cradle.

 

[GamingAwesome1]

That's......disturbing.

This will be more than likely another stupid gimmick to a console over flowing with the buggers.

 

[Souplex]

Maybe it is the weird music, and maybe it is the fact that I find stuffed animals weird, but that sent chills through my soul.

 

[JRufu]

First of all.. Looks, interesting..

Secondly, The song says:

Do the Dance (Do the Dance)
The way you move is a mystery
Do the dance
You're always there for music and me.

 

[Nukey]

That looks pretty cool, actually. But it's extremely creepy and for some reason looks almost demonic. Though they did choose one of my favorite songs for the ad, so I'm really torn on this one.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I have to say, this looks pretty cool. Definitely an interesting idea for the Wii.

Also, please tell me that I'm not the only one who's inexplicably horrified by the shot where the kid's stuffing the Wiimote down the thing's mouth.

 

[Polarix]

I have to say, this looks pretty cool. Definitely an interesting idea for the Wii.

Also, please tell me that I'm not the only one who's inexplicably horrified by the shot where the kid's stuffing the Wiimote down the thing's mouth.

I think that almost everyone who watched the video on this site was creeped out by that shot. I will admit however that it is an innovative idea that younger kids will most likely enjoy even though it is a strange idea at that. Although the one thing I don't understand about this game is why is it called WiiWaa? That is just some random jibberish combined with the name of the console.

 

[TyroSe7en]

Run, don't look back, just run far away!

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

It's not what goes over the outside of the controller but the games going into the console that count.
This is an elementary lesson that game companies seem to fail to learn consistently regarding the Wii.
Now, if only there were some learning tool for that...

 

[The Warden]

Wow.
Do I even need to say it?
I suppose I will:
MMM YOU LIEK IT WHEN I PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH, WIIWAA? TAKE IT HARD AND GOOD.
OOOH YEAAAH.
MMM.
It's pointless and a stupid idea, and is it just for the one game?
lulz?

 

[feather240]

The original video from a few months back had the wiimote inserted in the toy through its backside. I'd guess that's the quickest way to swap your guaranteed ESRB E rating for at least an M.

You just made my day. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Thank you sir, you made my day too.

Wow.
Do I even need to say it?
I suppose I will:
MMM YOU LIEK IT WHEN I PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH, WIIWAA? TAKE IT HARD AND GOOD.
OOOH YEAAAH.
MMM.
It's pointless and a stupid idea, and is it just for the one game?
lulz?

If you thought that was bad don't read the first quote.

 

[The Warden]

The original video from a few months back had the wiimote inserted in the toy through its backside. I'd guess that's the quickest way to swap your guaranteed ESRB E rating for at least an M.

You just made my day. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Thank you sir, you made my day too.

Wow.
Do I even need to say it?
I suppose I will:
MMM YOU LIEK IT WHEN I PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH, WIIWAA? TAKE IT HARD AND GOOD.
OOOH YEAAAH.
MMM.
It's pointless and a stupid idea, and is it just for the one game?
lulz?

If you thought that was bad don't read the first quote.

Okay, now there is no fuckin' way they didn't see that one while they were making it.

 

[SilentVirus]

I don't see in what way would that be fun.

 

[Wintermoot]

looks gimmicky and I think most kids in the age group already have a pluche monster