[HEADING=2][color]Wild Wastelands High School[/color][/HEADING]
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"War, War never changes..."
"Man, that is the most cliche opening ever! Can't you start it with something else? Like you start out in a bar?" Enclave Heavy Weapons Specialist #209 stated in an annoyed tone that was loud enough to wake the man slumbering in a seat just a few tables over.
The eyes that belonged to Jonathan Aristotle McKenna opened at the sound of these words. A small pool of liquid had formed under his right cheek. After a moment, he managed to lift his tired head, the Sad Sack's eyes focused on a blue haired and busty waitress, one that didn't look like one of the Sylphys or the original Sylphee, as she passed by, wiping away the small puddle of drool that had formed while the Former Enclave Weapons Designer had been asleep. The woman delivered a stunning smile before moving on to the task of ... serving drinks? Where was he? Didn't he have a meeting with the principal soon?
Shaking his head of the grogginess still coiled around his brain, he surveyed his surroundings.
He appeared to be in a Pub of some sort. From the various bottles of liquor stocked behind a weathered bar, that much was obvious. What was strange was the posters that advertised a number of exhibits at the Natural History Museum. Since when did the Natural History Museum have a Pub?
The sound of dice clattering against a wooden table caught ther Jonathan's attention as he noticed six armored figures sitting around a table. While three were clad in matte black armor, the other three were dressed in silver. Strewn across the table were a number of sheets of paper and a number of multisided dice.
"Power armor?" The man thought to himself even as his mind attempted to reconcile the fact that there were men wearing power armor, playing a role playing game in the Natural History Museum.
"Man, why are you rolling?" Asked one of the men in the Silver Power Armor.
"I'm rolling to see if I get drunk!" announced Enclave Dominator #209... Jonathan thought his name was... Ed?
The confusion was only heightened as he looked around the room, identifying the other people who were milling about. A man and a woman were dancing in time to a song. The man who towered over the woman looked like he was dressed for a funeral while the woman was dressed in a manner that suggested that she was about to take out a whole battalion of Chinese Soldiers. Again, Jonathan's mind struggled against this reality. There was a striking familiarity surrounding the two. Shouldn't the woman have been dressed in cheerleader's clothing? Why was she wearing an eye patch? Why did Thomas look so old?
More noises... more clattering... more people... more confusion...
"Sylphy." The singular name caught the dreamer's attention as he witnessed a small procession of blue haired girls passing an altar... an altar with boxes of BlamCo Mac n' Cheese on it? As the clones passed the altar, each of the identical blue haired girls dipped their fingers into a vat of orange goo and pressed the finger to their lips before making a vertical line down to their stomach, then a curve to their heart and then one back up to their lips, creating the letter B.
"The Smith...ford girl? Sylphy?" The surname came immediately to Jonathan's mind started to reject the reality that he found himself in.
Another noise, an alarm... It caught the attention of everyone in the room as they all stood up and grabbed their weapons. The Science Teacher for Springvale High School noticed a woman, at least he thought she was a woman, grabbing a large and deadly looking Light Machine Gun. Her skin had been ravaged by some sort of heat... or nuclear radiation. She grabbed a number of small Micro Fusion Cells and tossed them to a woman, her face covered by a smooth face mask that displayed a grim looking emoticon.
"Amanda Butcher? What happened to you?!" Jonathan tried ask as the two women exited the pub, leaving the Teacher alone except for the two Pub employees.
"Aren't you going to follow?" The Bartender, a man with hair the color close to pink asked. Looking at the man for a moment, Jon did as was suggested and exited the building and into the depths of hell.
This wasn't home. This wasn't home. This wasn't home. This couldn't be home... but it was.
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Tracking the course of the rockets, Jonathan Aristotle McKenna spotted a large group of airships hovering over the ruined Lincoln Memorial. Chinese characters could be seen painted on the side of the airship.
"For BlamCo!!" A woman's voice called out. Jon recognized the silhouette of Springvale Academy's Lunch Lady, Kristin. Dressed up in Leather Armor, she held a massive sword that looked like it had been made out of a car bumper. Jonathan attempted to call out to her even as a bomb fell from the skies and exploded near him.
The explosion knocked the School Teacher to the ground, bringing with it the taste of blood into his mouth. Looking down, McKenna saw the horrorible wound that the Chinese bombing run had caused. The man opened his mouth to scream even as the sound of a guitar drowned them out. A man whose skin was equally as ravaged by radiation as Amanda's played his guitar while Washington D.C. burned.
The silhouette of a woman blotted out the world. Reaching up towards Enclave Intelligence Officer #411...no... Nurse Sorrowfeld... the world disappeared as she whispered these words...
"War, War never..."
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"WAR NEVER CHANGES! ESPECIALLY IF YOU HELP KICK THOSE YELLOW SKINNED SLANTIES OUT OF ALASKA! COME TO THE NEW SPRINGVALE SIM-CADE! RELIVE THE UNITED STATES VICTORY OVER THOSE SLANTY COMMIES!!!" The commercial blared over the radio. Looking out the window, the Dreamer saw the majestically white Washington Monument in the distance.
"It was all a dream." Jonathan thought to himself as he placed his hand on his stomach, wincing at the phantom pain still felt.
Looking at the alarm clock nearby, Jonathan realized that he was late to his meeting with Principal Smithford.