Wish Granted, but...

[troth]

Granted, but you are surrounded by tall, fat smelly guys who insist on talking louder than the music.

I wish I had a nice girlfriend.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but shes everything you could want but she's clingy and jealous to the extreme she freaks if she sees you with talking to your mother

I wish I had the ultimate home entertainment system

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but your house has no power.

I wish I still had that cookie I ate.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted, you vomit

I wish I had 3,000 dollars

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but it's all in pennies.

I wish I could tap Shion from Higurashi

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted, you can reach into your tv and poke her(thats it though)

I wish Myspace.com would crash fatally

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but someone made a duplicate site with everything backed up.

I wish I had a pygmy leopard.

 

[Sacman]

Granted, but it's dead...

I wish I was The Runaway Son of The Nuclear A-Bomb...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but the second I shut up you detonate

I wish 4chan ran the internet

 

[deonte9109]

Granted but there is no /b/

I wish I could go back to the future

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but Earth has been destroyed in the time that you go too

I wish I had a 3DS

 

[Dango]

Granted, but it's 2D.

I wish I had rocket boots.

 

[Sacman]

Granted... they exp[lode and you now have no legs...

I wish I had self esteem...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but they first attack you for rousing them from what ever they were doing each time

I wish thier would be no red ring-esque fatal errors for the PS3 or the Wii

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, it now only takes 11 hours.

I wish for an angry gorilla!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

what a strange wish *Snaps fingers* Granted kid but its your funeral its gonna brutally maul you the second it see's you

I wish assholes(WBC) would shut up and respect those in mourning at funerals

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted. ..But a leaf outside your house explodes and breaks a twig.

I wish Mario and Luigi were my brothers!

 

[Dango]

Granted, but they are also your mothers, fathers, uncles, aunts, cousins, pets, and obscure relatives you've never met before.

I wish I didn't have homework to do.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted. ..But a leaf outside your house explodes and breaks a twig.

I wish Mario and Luigi were my brothers!

Granted, but they drink excessively and sell drugs, using you to get them across the border

OT: granted but everyone else has aton and they believe it to be your fault so they kick your ass day in and day out

I wish Justin Bieber would turn into a hideous mutant

 

[Dango]

Granted, but he's still better looking than you.

I wish I had a hat shaped like a starfish.