Good job that made me laugh.almostgold said:Holy hell, people, look for pest control if you want a hitman. I thought this was established by now. Look up pest control and ask about large mammal removal. Learn how to pay for murder right, people.
Agent 47 conveniently only kills those who have it coming >_>therandombear said:Good thing it wasn't Agent 47Greg Tito said:arranged for a man only identified as "person No. 1" to shoot a Californian woman in the head for $37,000.
True...lets just hope that the Californian woman doesn't abduct his priest friend :3hansari said:Agent 47 conveniently only kills those who have it coming >_>therandombear said:Good thing it wasn't Agent 47Greg Tito said:arranged for a man only identified as "person No. 1" to shoot a Californian woman in the head for $37,000.
Yes, attempted murder carries a 6-8 year penalty in the United States, but then we'd have to add on her other charges of the fraud which depending on the severity can garner a minimum (I think) of 20 years.deathstar2Razor said:If she would have attempted to do it herself - wouldn't she get less than 56 years?
Wait....probably. But I guess this way has a smaller chance of being caught....apart from the hitmanforhire.com part....deathstar2Razor said:If she would have attempted to do it herself - wouldn't she get less than 56 years?
Ditto. The hitman she was contracting was probably an agent sipping a latte with one hand and searching for youtube videos with the other. All we need now is for Chris Hansen to become involved and stage "hits" with Sacha Baron Cohen as the assassin.thaluikhain said:I was sorta expecting the site to have been created by law enforcement specifically for that purpose.mjc0961 said:If you're dumb enough to go on a site called "hitmanforhire.com", you deserve to get caught. I mean come on, at least one law enforcement agency has to be monitoring that thing.
Nice Neil Gaiman reference lolalmostgold said:Holy hell, people, look for pest control if you want a hitman. I thought this was established by now. Look up pest control and ask about large mammal removal. Learn how to pay for murder right, people.
Pretty muchmjc0961 said:If you're dumb enough to go on a site called "hitmanforhire.com", you deserve to get caught. I mean come on, at least one law enforcement agency has to be monitoring that thing.
deathstar2Razor said:If she would have attempted to do it herself - wouldn't she get less than 56 years?