Woman Hires Hitman Online, Gets Busted

[jonnosferatu]

... Hiring a hitman online? I'm seriously disappointed in people. We don't even have the common decency to hire our hitmen by going through a series of underworld agents to set up late-night meetings and exchange bundles of unmarked bills and names of people we want killed anymore. Joking aside who in their right mind actually tries to hire an assassin online? They don't think it might be a trap to catch people with homicidal delusions? Now, if you excuse me I must log onto discountserialkillers.org for completely legitimate non-homicidal related purposes.

You're aware that the "deep internet/hidden web/underweb/whichever term you want to use" features a number of resources by which you could feasibly hire a hitman with (assuming you were intelligent in your methods of protecting your digital ID) very little risk of being caught, right?

Something like 90-95% of the internet isn't searchable or indexed, and there is a LOT of illegal shit "down there."

 

[emeraldrafael]

Wait a minute... there are actually websites for hiring assassins? Whose bright idea was that?

If I wasnt on my College network (where they monitored the sites you go to) I'd check it out.

OT: Didnt we have a story on this some time before? Or one that was similar.

Now my question is, you put these people away for only a set number of years. When they come out, wont they be MORE determined to kill the person they were trying to kill?

 

[Auxiliary]

http://www.instanthitman.com/

The Real Deal!

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Are you shitting me?

So not only does she try to hire a hitman, but she also does so online on a site that's too obvious to be real, AND THEN! She pays for it with credit card scams, and only hands over about half, hoping to crape together the rest afterwards?!

That's a pretty easy way to get a hitman to kill YOU! I mean, there's stupid, and then there's this!

 

[Ellen of Kitten]

"Hitmanforhire.com"

...Who would call their website..."Hitmanforhire.com...?".... Isn't that basically strapping a sign to your head saying "I love murdering people and I will be caught so please phone the police to take me to prison you twats!"

Wait a minute... there are actually websites for hiring assassins? Whose bright idea was that?

The DEA, the FBI, CIA, and any number of trap laying law enforcement agencies.

 

[Ellen of Kitten]

Where would you even hire a hitman? :S

Wouldn't you like to know.

(I hear notarealhitman.com is booming! ;D)

 

[thisguyfromthere]

http://www.instanthitman.com/

The Real Deal!

I chuckled when the checkout "loading" screen said "reticulating splines."

Captcha: untimisc not? What the hell is untimisc?

 

[_Janny_]

http://www.instanthitman.com/

That just made my day. I love how you get the option of targeting yourself. And with acid, no less.

 

[lee1287]

Where would you even hire a hitman? :S

Wouldn't you like to know.

(I hear notarealhitman.com is booming! ;D)

I would. Got some eggs that need destroying.

 

[Random berk]

Wait a minute... there are actually websites for hiring assassins? Whose bright idea was that?

If I wasnt on my College network (where they monitored the sites you go to) I'd check it out.

OT: Didnt we have a story on this some time before? Or one that was similar.

Now my question is, you put these people away for only a set number of years. When they come out, wont they be MORE determined to kill the person they were trying to kill?

We actually did, yeah. Some woman tried to hire a hitman to kill her husband, paid 100,000 euro, and as it turns out, she used this same website! She got caught as well though, the site is obviously monitered constantly.

 

[Gottesstrafe]

OT: Didnt we have a story on this some time before? Or one that was similar.

Are you referring to when Corey C. Adams tried to hire a hitman over Facebook [http://www.socialtimes.com/2011/02/bad-social-networking-ideas-man-tries-to-hire-a-hitman-on-facebook/] or when Ann Marie Linscott tried her luck on Craigslist? [http://news.cnet.com/8301-10784_3-9859100-7.html]

 

[Antari]

If she would have attempted to do it herself - wouldn't she get less than 56 years?

Yes but mostly because she wouldn't have had to commit quite so much fraud that way.

 

[deleted_by_strongbad]

The internet has got to be the best invention ever created for law enforcement. There are a ridiculous number of stories like this, be it tried to hire a hitman on facebook, craigslist... to other stuff like criminal brags and shows evidence of crime on facebook profile, etc. Man, being a cop has got to be getting easier everyday.

If she would have attempted to do it herself - wouldn't she get less than 56 years?

Yes, attempted murder carries a 6-8 year penalty in the United States, but then we'd have to add on her other charges of the fraud which depending on the severity can garner a minimum (I think) of 20 years.

All in all, yes she'd be hammered less if she'd just tried it herself (not like she should have). Really, even IF she managed to kill the woman and got the minimum murder sentencing, it's less than 56 years.

Federally I'd agree, but California loves indeterminate sentences for anything murder-related. You don't get a time frame, you are in until you are paroled, and most people in that state don't get let out.

 

[ark123]

Whatever happened to hiring a drifter?

 

[Quellist]

Ditto. The hitman she was contracting was probably an agent sipping a latte with one hand and searching for youtube videos with the other. All we need now is for Chris Hansen to become involved and stage "hits" with Sacha Baron Cohen as the assassin.

For that idea, i think you just won the internet!

 

[Sieggy]

She needs to have the Darwin Awards for self-pwnage.

 

[Antari]

On the one hand, BLOODY GOOD she got caught and I hope she goes down for the rest of her natural life.

Secondly, so what happened with this Person Number One? Is he real? Is he still on the loose?

Yes, hes been known to frequent doughnut shops throughout the day.

 

[Melanie Kliesen]

She only got like 6 years in prison. So much for that 56 year BS of the feds.
See here:
MARISSA MARK
Register Number: 67055-066
Age: 32
Race: Black
Sex: Female
Located at: Aliceville FCI
Release Date: 01/18/2017