HA! Now that I've lured you in here with my deceptively pun-ny title, lets get down to business. The business does involve mountains though.
Of the fleshy kind.
Thats right, boobs.
Specifically, the idea that I might have a "problem" with them.
It was something that some....associates of mine had mentioned several times while I was in college. Though the debate was some time ago, it came back to me while reading some comments on a Youtube video earlier today (which I will refrain from posting here, in order to protect the collective intelligence of everyone involved).
Basically, they argued that I liked breasts waaaayyy too much, and far too large. They said that this was a major part of why I didn't have any female friends, and likely never would until I got over it.
They said there was something wrong me liking this:
or this:
(I like the blonde better)
over something more "normal". They argued that really big boobs (at least on normal sized women) don't really occur, and that liking them is out of the ordinary, and wouldn't get me anywhere. And that even if I did find a woman with boobs that big, they likely wouldn't be real and not worth it.
I said that is was perfectly normal to like boobs that big - and that after all, they do actually occur naturally; I reminded them that they had even seen an example at that very college in the form of a very pretty, extraordinary busty woman (who was also a natural redhead too), so it was indeed possible - and that how would I possibly even tell the difference considering that I had no experience with "real" boobs, and would be unlikely to be able to tell (or care) the difference.
The discussion ended with the usual college "Whatever", but I still sometimes you get to thinking about these things randomly, like I did today.
So what do you think Escapist? Is it a problem, even if Keep it to myself, or is it something I should do something about?
Oh, and so that I'm still considered on topic, and not a liar, here you go.
Of the fleshy kind.
Thats right, boobs.
Specifically, the idea that I might have a "problem" with them.
It was something that some....associates of mine had mentioned several times while I was in college. Though the debate was some time ago, it came back to me while reading some comments on a Youtube video earlier today (which I will refrain from posting here, in order to protect the collective intelligence of everyone involved).
Basically, they argued that I liked breasts waaaayyy too much, and far too large. They said that this was a major part of why I didn't have any female friends, and likely never would until I got over it.
They said there was something wrong me liking this:
or this:
(I like the blonde better)
over something more "normal". They argued that really big boobs (at least on normal sized women) don't really occur, and that liking them is out of the ordinary, and wouldn't get me anywhere. And that even if I did find a woman with boobs that big, they likely wouldn't be real and not worth it.
I said that is was perfectly normal to like boobs that big - and that after all, they do actually occur naturally; I reminded them that they had even seen an example at that very college in the form of a very pretty, extraordinary busty woman (who was also a natural redhead too), so it was indeed possible - and that how would I possibly even tell the difference considering that I had no experience with "real" boobs, and would be unlikely to be able to tell (or care) the difference.
The discussion ended with the usual college "Whatever", but I still sometimes you get to thinking about these things randomly, like I did today.
So what do you think Escapist? Is it a problem, even if Keep it to myself, or is it something I should do something about?
Oh, and so that I'm still considered on topic, and not a liar, here you go.
