Words on your gravestone?

[HavoK 09]

you know whats comming

Spoiler

THE GAME

This guy just lost it...
So did you

 

[Tenkage]

"Here lies a the healer. Her tank sucked mayjor balls."

Good one, allow me to add on to that,

The Grave Next to The Healer's

Hear lies a Tank, the Healer wasn't paying attention


Heh just messing with ya

 

[Mr. Omega]

Silly: Here lies Philip, who was taken from us when he was run over by a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk.

Serious: Philip. A wise man in life, making us wiser in death.

also, on a rare occasion, my older brother is with me, and his request is:

Here lies _____ (wishes to be unnamed): Avert your eyes less ye be blinded by AWESOME

 

[Amyler]

Just saying, it's called an epitaph. >.>

"Died like he lived; Strangely"
or
"Gone but not forgotten, despite the therapy."

 

[ljd184]

"i no dead now i have woken up why don't you wake up to "

 

[CaptainAverage]

Well, I'm not the creative sort but perhaps something along the lines of..

He wondered why the piano looked like it was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit him.

-captainaverage

 

[Naheal]

Naheal
Made it safely to the grave.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I've always wanted either 'Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast' or 'Here lies *Insert name* and she's bloody annoyed'.

'What a guy!'

 

[MegaR]

error:
Savegame not found

 

[ZombieGenesis]

"They told me it was dangerous to go alone. I didn't take this."

 

[Cpu46]

Andrew decided to end his subscription

This grave is empty, Andrew is right behind you

[/life]

By reading this you now owe me ten thousand dollars in the afterlife

 

[HT_Black]

'Bob, from the office down the hall. Will be sorely missed.'

It's...It's good to see you too, buddy...*sob*

On mine, I want one of the following:

"Death is as a many-splendered thing as love; but I've known both and you but one."
"Living easy, loving free, season ticket on a one-way ride; askin' nothing, leave me be; takin' everything in my stride. Doin' nothing, my friends are gonna be there too."
The entirety of the most touching song of all time.
"Down here in hell, I'm looking up at you; my eyeballs trace everything you do."
"Here I am, there you are, you're so close, yet I'm so far. I'm sure without me you're feeling blue-- do you feel like dying too?"
"As turns out, I won't be still alive."
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

Cookie if you get any of those many references, and a pie for all of them.

 

[Kirky]

"And Then The Universe Exploded" (thread above this one)

or

"I'm Batman"

 

[silver wolf009]

"Happy I died before the machine uprising, I pity the poor fools who dont follow my example, fools"

 

[_tinned_magpie_]

"Blimey, it's darker than I thought in here..."

 

[Not-here-anymore]

"Joe ____ isn't entirely sure about this whole death thing"
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I figure I can keep facebook updated posthumously.

Alternatively:

"Here lies Joe ____. He never managed to catch 'em all, and now he never will"

I have no intention of having a tasteful eulogy on my grave, though. If my gravestone doesn't take the piss in some way, someone's getting haunted.

 

[Bill_Stanbrook]

"redirect 301 /earth.htm /hell.htm"

 

[Archemetis]

I'd want 'Graham shine, buried two graves to the right.'
Which would then lead to a stone saying 'Or was it three graves to the left?'

which is then capped off with, 'I'm in the first grave, got you though didn't I? '.

Figured it'd be kinda funny.