World domination!
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Step one: ???
Step two: Use money from step one to buy large quantities of weaponry
Step three: ???
Step four: WIN
OT:
Step one: Build mind control device
Step two: make recording of myself telling me to be invincible, then stay invincible but stop being hypnotised/mind-controlled.
Step three: press play and shoot myself with mind-control device
Step four: get a sword
Step five: kill everyone except the bare minimum required to sustain civilisations (using wind/solar power obviously, so a few engineers/mechanics to fix things, a bunch of farmers, and then just people who get clothing and stuff)
Step six: Fin.
Step two: Use money from step one to buy large quantities of weaponry
Step three: ???
Step four: WIN
OT:
Step one: Build mind control device
Step two: make recording of myself telling me to be invincible, then stay invincible but stop being hypnotised/mind-controlled.
Step three: press play and shoot myself with mind-control device
Step four: get a sword
Step five: kill everyone except the bare minimum required to sustain civilisations (using wind/solar power obviously, so a few engineers/mechanics to fix things, a bunch of farmers, and then just people who get clothing and stuff)
Step six: Fin.
step one: got to a cosplay convention
step two: mind controll all people their
step three: glomp the words into submision
step four: enjoy?
step two: mind controll all people their
step three: glomp the words into submision
step four: enjoy?
1.) Gain control of world's bacon supply
2.) Take away world's bacon supply and wait for the population to go nuts
3.) With hold said bacon supply until world votes me into power
4.) Learn how to spell 'capital' correctly before posting a thread
5.) Eat bacon
6.) Learn how to spell 'nuclear' correctly before posting a thread
7.) Wake up
8.) Eat BACON!!!!
2.) Take away world's bacon supply and wait for the population to go nuts
3.) With hold said bacon supply until world votes me into power
4.) Learn how to spell 'capital' correctly before posting a thread
5.) Eat bacon
6.) Learn how to spell 'nuclear' correctly before posting a thread
7.) Wake up
8.) Eat BACON!!!!
Chinas nuke just massacre you and your Nukes massacre China. I doubt any countries help you, seriously it is China! The citizens wouldn't be liking this war (and getting nuked in face and breathing in the "nuke air". Just Ruining peoples idea'sSyndef said:
Mine..... And please don't bring my to reality...
Hire a clean, black man to run for president for me and agree to be under my command (maybe one that went to Harvard) Resurrect Abraham Lincoln with stem cells and use him as my top General when president. Use area 54 to make cats with laser on my heads for soldiers and dolphins with laser for sea battles. Take over a country that deserves it but is small... can't think of any.... screw it lets just say China and I send satellites in air above my country that kill any missiles, send one nuke to a small arab country saying "from god to arab country" Then i would give up and retire. Sorry if i some how offended someone
Step 1: buy disney
Step 2: use disney movies/tv/music/ect to brainwash children
Step 3: tell children disney will be shut down by bad people unless they follow our orders
Step 4: giggle to self
Step 5: systematically take out countries with said children
Step 6: implement new goverment
Step 7: giggle to self
Step 8: disney thought police
Step 2: use disney movies/tv/music/ect to brainwash children
Step 3: tell children disney will be shut down by bad people unless they follow our orders
Step 4: giggle to self
Step 5: systematically take out countries with said children
Step 6: implement new goverment
Step 7: giggle to self
Step 8: disney thought police
Wait...I've got it.
1.Build a really great boat
2.Using things such as rocket ships and meteors which I guess I could just uh, steal, I go into space and send an asteroid onto the path towards earth, making sure considering the rotation of the earth it lands in the ocean.
3.Get all the greatest people in my opinion onto the boat, then once the world is uh, cleansed of all that I don't consider good enough (But don't worry, you guys are definitely good enough) we sail over to somewhere nice (Like Tahiti!) and start our own civilization, we could name Awesomopolis.
Mind you if you want to keep the people to be your uh, slaves, then just become head of all the major food exporters of the world and put hypnosis drugs into all the food, and just tell the people I consider fit to rule to not eat certain foods.
1.Build a really great boat
2.Using things such as rocket ships and meteors which I guess I could just uh, steal, I go into space and send an asteroid onto the path towards earth, making sure considering the rotation of the earth it lands in the ocean.
3.Get all the greatest people in my opinion onto the boat, then once the world is uh, cleansed of all that I don't consider good enough (But don't worry, you guys are definitely good enough) we sail over to somewhere nice (Like Tahiti!) and start our own civilization, we could name Awesomopolis.
Mind you if you want to keep the people to be your uh, slaves, then just become head of all the major food exporters of the world and put hypnosis drugs into all the food, and just tell the people I consider fit to rule to not eat certain foods.
Oooo, Vikings! I hadn't though of them. Help yourself to Scandinavia... as long as the vodka trade stays intact.bringer of illumination said:
Would it be possible to get them to wear armour? Berserking, while definitely courageous, is a very good way to get yourself killed - and decent pillaging nutcases are hard to find.
dragonsatemymarbles said:
Can i have the British Isles? Our cheif exports will be guiness, cider, good music, and humour.
Plan:
1)Become programmer for Google
2)Hack their employee database and make yourself CEO with unlimited power
3)Conquer digital industry
4)Profit
5)Use profit to become acquire lotsa guns and other stuff you need for war
6)Steal all the world's nukes
7)Falsify information to make china and USA go at war (might require killing the president)
8)Sit and watch
9)When the war is turning bad offer to help whoever has the weakest army
10)Kick ass
11)Demand control of now destroyed country as reward for helping (or just take it)
12)Drink a coca-cola
13)Show that I was the guy who stole the nukes and threaten to fire if Europe does not agree to be part of my empire
14)repeat step 12
15)offer step 12 to people of Europe to gain public happiness
16)develop Europe and earlier conquered country to the max
17)Play games for 2 days
18)Develop Africa to the max effectively making them depended on Google for survival
19)Rename Google as "The Empire of Pwnage"
20)Conquer whatever is left of the world
21)secure empire so that it never breaks apart
22)Evil laughter
23)Happy
If you want to sign up for my plan and become general or governor or something just quote:
"I think this plan is good and I want to join you and conquer the world using Google because I think it's fun, and I won't try to kill you or launch a coup d'etat under penalty of something terrible that hasn't been really invented yet".
First people to sign up get to choose their own country and will receive free meals!
1)Become programmer for Google
2)Hack their employee database and make yourself CEO with unlimited power
3)Conquer digital industry
4)Profit
5)Use profit to become acquire lotsa guns and other stuff you need for war
6)Steal all the world's nukes
7)Falsify information to make china and USA go at war (might require killing the president)
8)Sit and watch
9)When the war is turning bad offer to help whoever has the weakest army
10)Kick ass
11)Demand control of now destroyed country as reward for helping (or just take it)
12)Drink a coca-cola
13)Show that I was the guy who stole the nukes and threaten to fire if Europe does not agree to be part of my empire
14)repeat step 12
15)offer step 12 to people of Europe to gain public happiness
16)develop Europe and earlier conquered country to the max
17)Play games for 2 days
18)Develop Africa to the max effectively making them depended on Google for survival
19)Rename Google as "The Empire of Pwnage"
20)Conquer whatever is left of the world
21)secure empire so that it never breaks apart
22)Evil laughter
23)Happy
If you want to sign up for my plan and become general or governor or something just quote:
"I think this plan is good and I want to join you and conquer the world using Google because I think it's fun, and I won't try to kill you or launch a coup d'etat under penalty of something terrible that hasn't been really invented yet".
First people to sign up get to choose their own country and will receive free meals!
Personally I'll just join the "Not all that eager to dominate the world" contingent.
I do have a friend who's pretty serious about ruling the world one day though. He's never told me how, which makes it all the more worrying, but since we have the same first name I think I'll do ok. An A-class citizen in his dystopian hell on earth.
If I had to choose though, I'd make me some fancy nanobots programmed to manipulate people into obeying my will by messing with those them there neurotransmitter thingies so they'd get a buzz of feel-good when doing what I want. I'm sure I could actually pull that off, there's a place called the "nano-house" in the nearby university after all.
I do have a friend who's pretty serious about ruling the world one day though. He's never told me how, which makes it all the more worrying, but since we have the same first name I think I'll do ok. An A-class citizen in his dystopian hell on earth.
If I had to choose though, I'd make me some fancy nanobots programmed to manipulate people into obeying my will by messing with those them there neurotransmitter thingies so they'd get a buzz of feel-good when doing what I want. I'm sure I could actually pull that off, there's a place called the "nano-house" in the nearby university after all.
the best way as i see it, get elected as the head of government anywhere,
make some legal changes
build up a zombie defence (preferably an isle nation like the uk) (build a huge wall around it)
(build an refugee inspection facility, heavily armed)(do whatever you can to keep the zombies out) (import the stuff you want from the net before you start the outbreak) (move all the game studios you like into your possession)
start the apocalypse everywhere else
watch and wait
make some legal changes
build up a zombie defence (preferably an isle nation like the uk) (build a huge wall around it)
(build an refugee inspection facility, heavily armed)(do whatever you can to keep the zombies out) (import the stuff you want from the net before you start the outbreak) (move all the game studios you like into your possession)
start the apocalypse everywhere else
watch and wait
Being an unholy English/Irish hybrid myself, I'll have to deny you ownership of those two countries. However, I'm willing to part with Scotland and Wales. As long as I can hang on to the deranged Glaswegian football fans.Nickolai77 said:
If you have the restraint to hold back the evil laughter to step 22, you're really not world domination material.Hellskull said:
My plan is much more simple. After you shower of inept bunglers make such a hash of taking over the world, the world shall turn to me in adulation and adoring sycophancy.
I'll show them. I'll show them all!!!!!
