World domination!

[Semitendon]

World domination ( this plan requires many people and groups working together or seperately over an extended amount of time):

1. Demoralize the human race by making them think that they were accidently created.

2. Trivialize human life by making abortion legal.

3. Convince the public that the government is the only system they can trust to take care of them by instituting public healthcare, welfare, and other programs.

4. Remove the right to have firearms from the public so that when you take over they have no means to fight back.

5. Become so popular that world will think you are the greatest political leader ever.

6. Slowly, and systematically remove the rights of the people under the scheme that it is for their own good, until you become a dictator.

7. Convince other countries that you should be allowed to command them, based on the massive success you have had in your own country.

8. Take over the world by repeating steps 1-7.

The best part is that the people will slowly become so clueless that they will give you the world, and they will love you for it.

But, this could never happen. . . right? I mean, there is no way that people could ever be so deluded as to allow steps 1-4 to happen, let alone all the other steps. . . right?

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Haven't worked out the details yet but I know I'll require a TARDIS, a squad of ninja, a squad of pirates, some exploding jelly babies and my ultimate weapon... the Bunnies Of Doom.

Anyone want in? You'll get your very own country, but I do get to pick which ones I want for myself first.

Cool can I have Germany?

All yours.

Is Italy taken?

The majority of it isn't, but I'm keeping Venice. I love Venice.

 

[Murlin]

22)Evil laughter

If you have the restraint to hold back the evil laughter to step 22, you're really not world domination material.

Cool world domination guys only laugh at the end, self control is sometimes even more scary then impulsive insanity

 

[Kaymish]

start off getting controll of a middle eastern or south americian country
make friends with the drug producers
finance your industry with mineral resources and drug money
if you managed to get into the middle east ban religion
and build as big an high tech an army as youcan bfore your neighbours invade when they do fight untill you have anexed all your enemies and start to consolidate your rule by eliminating corruption n your military forces and samp out all resistance and do what you an to boost education and that sort of thing
get grants from first world nations for social devlopment
makeafgainistan your prision dont even bother trying to conquor it its not worth it

when the time is right and you out tech the rest of the word dont devlop necluar weapons whats the point in ruleing raidoactiv sag? start an invasio of the united states if anyone causes a stink come up with ome bull story about imprving their lives or threaten them with the neculear weapons you dont have

once you have consolidated your holdings in the USA move from your home territory to africa nobody cares about wars there agai get the people educated and healthy so you look like a benovlent ruler secretly kill anyone who makes trouble

once yo have africa move on to europe try and get russia to join your empire peacefully that place is almost as unconqurable as afganistan
once you have europe asia will have no doubt that you are after them too try and get thm to join you with diplomacy if no pretend to be satisfie with the chunk of the world you have while infitrating agents to attempt to cause wars between them and weaken them as much as possible before invading

final step consolidate and invade what ever is left tke out the drug dealers that have financed you thus far and lock the knowledge up in your libaries

die because it took so long and leave your legacy to some competant so it doesnt fall into anarchary and decay

if you started off in south america figure out some other way to get your nighbours psiide at you and annex he whole of the americian contanant asap

 

[Master_Corruptor]

Fourteen steps to world domination:

1.) Aquire power of a government.

2.) Pass law, making hamster breeding legal to only qualified breeders.

3.) Have most trusted breeder breed many hamsters.

4.) Kill breeder.

5.) Build secret bunker in remote location.

6.) Aquire many miles of plastic tubing.

7.) Build holding chamber for hamsters.

8.) Connect tubing from holding chamber to a neuclear weapon ware house.

9.) Infect hamsters with deadly disease that will kill a human if contact is made and release them into the ware house.

10.) Once ware house is cleared of guards and workers, steal nukes.

11.) Threaten world with neuclear holocuast, with a nuke pointed at a random countries capatol.

12.) If they do not comply, nuke France, if the do comply, nuke Denmark.

13.) Nuke every capatol on the globe until only mine remains.

14.) Enjoy.

I see some flaws n your plan...
#1 - if you nuke everything you will be forced to live in a cave for the rest of your life due to fallout.

#2 - the nuclear radiation will make 90% of the food inedible and you killed your hamsterbreeder so you will suffer a food shortage after a short time

#3 - the world is nuked... not many people are left alive so nothing really impressive to rule over.

Should we think this one over... i think so =)


@Caemsg - your plan is allready followed by one nation... North Korea xD

 

[mdk31]

1. Open console.

2. modpca Charisma 10

3. player.addperk 00044CA6

4. Repeat step three twice more.

5. player.advlevel, placing all points in Speech each time, until Speech is maxed.

6. Use my newfound massive speech skills to convince everyone I'm awesome.

7. ????

8. DOMINATION!

 

[clericwithnolife31]

1. Get Black Materia
2. Cast Meteor
3. Kill annoying flower girls
4. Wait two discs
5. Rule whats left of world

 

[Smagmuck_]

I have been bored for a while now, then I had this great idea. What if I came up with a world domination plan? Well I have thought of many and this is the best one. Also, please post your own world domination plans...



Fourteen steps to world domination:

1.) Aquire power of a government.

2.) Pass law, making hamster breeding legal to only qualified breeders.

3.) Have most trusted breeder breed many hamsters.

4.) Kill breeder.

5.) Build secret bunker in remote location.

6.) Aquire many miles of plastic tubing.

7.) Build holding chamber for hamsters.

8.) Connect tubing from holding chamber to a neuclear weapon ware house.

9.) Infect hamsters with deadly disease that will kill a human if contact is made and release them into the ware house.

10.) Once ware house is cleared of guards and workers, steal nukes.

11.) Threaten world with neuclear holocuast, with a nuke pointed at a random countries capatol.

12.) If they do not comply, nuke France, if the do comply, nuke Denmark.

13.) Nuke every capatol on the globe until only mine remains.

14.) Enjoy.

I think we may have found a potential arch-villain for Squirrel Girl.

MWAHAHAHA!!! My hamsters of doom will destroy her! MWAHAHAHA!!!

 

[keyholder]

Well, I was quite towards the subject so hear's some definite plan...

1.) Own a state's resources and utilities.
2.) Control the media.
3.) Have your underground group.

After those, it wouldnt be far to take nations one by one...

Hmmm, I was actually searching for a forum that's dedicated on this topic...
Does anyone know one?