You never know, it could be that in an interesting reversal, Batman comes in to teach a young and full of bluster Superman that even the smallest of crimes is worth his attention, not just the earth shattering stuff.
Superman is called in to help deal with this mysterious vigilante problem that's turned up in Gotham City. When Supes does track this guy down, surprise surprise it's Batman, who is following a lead on some kind of criminal conspiracy. There's a scuffle, but Bats ninjas his way out of there after planting a seed of doubt in Supes' mind about his employers. Batman's explosive attack on whatever villain factory/hideout they go with naturally draws the attention of Superman, who realises he's been conned by whatever crooked cops/officials asked him to take out Batman, then the two team up for the final showdown with the big bad.
Post credits scene where it's revealed Lex was pulling the strings on the whole thing, and the whole "they won't best me again" thing, setting up Justice League.
No, Batman: The Dark Knight Strikes Back is absolutely terrible. As in has zero redeeming qualities whatsoever. I don't know why I still keep it on my bookshelf with the other comics; it's probably infecting them with awful even as we speak.Raika said:Batman: The Dark Knight Returns is, was when it came out, and always will be absolutely fucking terrible.
Yeah, these arguments can be neatly wrapped up by asking a simple question.HyenaThePirate said:How exactly do you get a two hour film out of THESE two franchises given what we saw in Man of Steel?!?
There has always been this sort of friendly argument amongst comic book fans over who would win in a fight between Bats and the Big Blue boy scout, but almost EVERY single scenario offered in which Batman could conceivably SURVIVE such an encounter (let alone actually WIN it) has been based on the premise of a.) the employment of kryptonite as a weapon and b.) Batman supposedly being willing to go to greater limits to defeat an opponent than Superman.
Scenario A doesn't seem viable since the Man of Steel mythos didn't seem to introduce kryptonite as a weakness, nor does Snyder seem inclined to go back on that as a convention.
Scenario B has never held much weight because Batman is as loathe to cross that "one special line" as Superman is, even when both characters probably share a great deal of responsibility for all the lives lost by NOT taking out final justice to end some of their more psychotic murdering villains.
In fact, Superman has only really crossed that line once in canon, when he slew Doomsday and that was only justified because he was going to die in the process, thus nobody would have been left to stop the creature if he had fallen.
Most of the other heroes were lucky to have escaped with their lives (some of them never really escaped to be honest.. it haunted them to the end of their days.)
I've also never really liked that argument that placed on equal terms Batman had the fighting advantage. Superman may have had super strength but he's still brawled with some of the best fighters in the UNIVERSE. At some point he learned how to stand toe to toe with someone when it comes to fisticuffs, and even minus his powers Clark is an imposing physical specimen of a man. Plus, to have to arbitrarily handicap Superman from the start just to win the argument is pretty much trying to give the win to Batman on easy mode. Oh gee well if Superman can't have his powers that define his character, then Batman doesn't get to have his gadgets or extensive training at the hands of Ninja masters and such. Fair is fair.
I digress.
The movie version of Superman from Man of Steel would flat out kill Batman before Bruce even knew he was coming. Hell, if they go with Nolan's Batman there won't even be much of a fight, since that stiff, slow ass Bat-suit was more a hindrance than anything else. Batman got his rump handed to him TWICE by Bane, who didn't even have his venom. He could barely hold his own against the Joker. In fact if you think about it, Batman pretty much SURVIVED the climax of his films rather than 'won' any of those particular engagements.
The best I can hope for is that they'll return to more comic book based writing in the next iteration of Batman.. lighten him up a little.. go more towards the Adam West end of things now. We've seen dark batman get darker and darker, let's make him more Brave and the Bold now.
Then we might actually have an interesting film.
Well, I'll admit DKR has some real problems: Batman using guns, killing people, rolling on people with a tank ("Rubber bullets! Promise." <- rubber bullets, my ass!).Raika said:Batman: The Dark Knight Returns is, was when it came out, and always will be absolutely fucking terrible. Frank Miller can't write his way out of a shoebox and it's painfully apparent in that story in particular. It's infantile, nihilistic trash for teenagers who want to feel "hardcore". That's all it'll ever be, and pretty much nothing good can come of a movie taking hints from that, especially since Man of Steel completely missed the point of Superman as a character to begin with.
Superman doesn't know any hideouts of Lex Luthor's. He knows where the Batcave is.Hammartroll said:You know I don't understand why Batman can't be an equal opponent to Superman. Lex Luthor is supposed to be Superman's arch nemesis and he's a normal human, aided by the power of his intelligence, technology and corporation. Bruce Wayne is pretty much the same.
total approval.OtherSideofSky said:You know what? I hope they don't fight. At all. I know it's a losing bet, but I'm not interested in seeing 'the whole "who would win?" thing settled up onscreen,' and I don't think a fight between these two would be fun to watch. It only semi-worked in The Dark Knight Returns because Batman went to elaborate lengths to cheat (including calling in outside help) and then apparently died. Besides, they still don't have a Batman suit anyone can move in. Who wants to see another fight with the shit choreography all that stupid rubber forced on everyone?
I want to see a buddy cop movie with super heroes. Superman and Batman going all over the world to try and stop some ambiguous threat, Batman doing actual detective work (something that both movie and comic book writers seem to have completely forgotten the meaning of) and Superman flying in to lift and punch things when shit gets real. The closest I want them to get to fighting is trading jokes at each others' expense or arguing over what to do next. I don't even really need to see a scene where they first meet. I am perfectly happy to watch a movie that begins with Superman and Batman showing up together to stop a robbery or something.
I'm sorry, but the 'unrelentingly dark with a washed-out color palette' thing just doesn't work as the primary mode for telling superhero stories. It's great in small doses, when it's confined to a miniseries or a single film, but it gets dull real fast when it's more than that. What it comes down to is that these stories are inherently not only ridiculous, but fairly simplistic (yes, even everyone's precious Batman), and they can never be grim as well as Dostoevsky, or Lampedusa, or even Dick can be.