Worlds Worst Excuses

[Sigel]

"But Mom/Dad said I could"

 

[tacomonkey 360]

"The television told me to do it." or "We can spend all day aruging but what were you doing with it."

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

There is actually a name for bullshit excuses like that when used in court:

The Twinkie Defense [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie_defense]

 

[grimsprice]

well... i saw one sign that said 15 mph and another 15 mph sign right after it... so i figured i could go 30 mph.

 

[Yoshemo]

"The cat did it"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/deadlineusa/2009/aug/07/cat-download-child-pornography

that was the first post >.>

OP: the devil made me do it

 

[Kiutu]

"Im black"

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

For a really untidy room:

"Who could've done this? We have no enemies..."

 

[happysock]

"This is exactly what it looks likes"

Horay for family guy

 

[Lord Thodin]

Its worth it. Storyline is at least decent, but the gameplay is fun.

Eh...it's not for me. I'm not a fan of the genre at all.

Neither was i till i played the game. But que sera sera, se la vie

 

[Left4Meds]

"I sneezed."

 

[Zedzero]

"How was I supposed to know cat hair was flammable?"

To paraphrase somebody paraphrasing Brandon Novak, to get out of owing somebody money:
Guy 1: "Hey you got that £50 you owe me?"
Guy 2: "Since when did I owe you £50?"
Guy 2: "Hey this guy thinks I owe him £40."
Guy 2: "I don't owe you £30"
Guy 2: "Why would I owe you £20?"

And so on until they owe you money...

I lawled at that. Great joke.

 

[ElephantGuts]

I would probably say that if I was in that guy's position. I'm screwed anyway. Maybe someone will think I'm funny...or insane.

 

[Robert632]

worst excuse ever: i didn't do it. especially when they say you do it.

 

[TheScarecrow]

I sadly admit that I have never seen Hot Fuzz.

What?!! You have to, right now! I'm thinking of doing a review on it actually.

 

[HotShooter]

"You broke the t.v., I was just minding my own buisness!"

That's my dad for ya. Strange fact while I'm at it. Did you know you can turn off both a television screen AND the cable box by just hitting the television with a wooden staff?

 

[Saylek]

"How was I supposed to know cat hair was flammable?"

To paraphrase somebody paraphrasing Brandon Novak, to get out of owing somebody money:
Guy 1: "Hey you got that £50 you owe me?"
Guy 2: "Since when did I owe you £50?"
Guy 2: "Hey this guy thinks I owe him £40."
Guy 2: "I don't owe you £30"
Guy 2: "Why would I owe you £20?"

And so on until they owe you money...

i gotta remember that one...thanks for that buddy have a hi5!