I think the time you're thinking of was when computers were first starting to become really mainstream, and companies were deploying them en-masse without really investing in Internet security (like AV's and Internet filters). During that time, a lot of users didn't know that you shouldn't click links in suspicious e-mails or reply to a message from an "administrator" asking for your username and password.Azmael Silverlance said:p.p: id it me or hackers and viruses were more active couple of years ago? Or the anti-virus programs are just better now?
I can't wait for the first Mac OS virus to break out. That would be fun.RebellionXXI said:NOTE: To anybody who plans to say something like "I use Linux/Mac, so I don't get viruses! DURR HURR! SERVES YOU RIGHT, STUPID WINDOWS-USING PISSIANTS!", we all understand that your operating systems are so unpopular that hackers don't consider them worthy targets. However, some of us actually like playing games on our computers, so please don't troll.
What did you do to it?.....no wait I don't want to know.Rev Erebus said:I got Herpes off a Mac once.
What he did to it seems fairly obvious. What I want to know is how the Mac got Herpes in the first place. Dirty little things they are...Ollie596 said:What did you do to it?.....no wait I don't want to know.Rev Erebus said:I got Herpes off a Mac once.
I had something similar to this. It would start up, but it would run real slow, then it would just stop. I had to send it back to the shop and get it replaced, luckily the warranty was still valid.Cargando said:Got one that crashed the whole computer and it wouldn't load up properly afterwards, sent it to the shop and in a week had it back with no data left at all.
This is indeed a disturbing universe. I'm scared now *hides*Quick Ben said:What he did to it seems fairly obvious. What I want to know is how the Mac got Herpes in the first place. Dirty little things they are...Ollie596 said:What did you do to it?.....no wait I don't want to know.Rev Erebus said:I got Herpes off a Mac once.
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RebellionXXI said:We had a recent virus outbreak at my work, and it's turning out to be a real pain in the ass.
We nicknamed it the 'Computer AIDS', since it spreads through thumbdrives and it disables your antivirus software.
Yeah, I know. I'm going to Hell for that one.
Anyway, my AV software was up-to-date enough to catch the virus on my home computer, but when it tried to remove the virus it wound up corrupting the registry (don't ask me how) and I had to reinstall windows.
I've had pretty good luck with viruses over the years and this my worst virus story that I can remember, but I know it's nowhere near as bad as some people's virus encounters. So what's your worst virus story, Escapist?
NOTE: To anybody who plans to say something like "I use Linux/Mac, so I don't get viruses! DURR HURR! SERVES YOU RIGHT, STUPID WINDOWS-USING PISSIANTS!", we all understand that your operating systems are so unpopular that hackers don't consider them worthy targets. However, some of us actually like playing games on our computers, so please don't troll.
I hope the reason it wasn't good was because it was bestiality (or some other sick practice) , because a 'virus' that downloads porn for you sounds like my kind of disease (lulz, awful pun).The Jono said:Last count we had about 200 and something viruses. Only reason the computer's still alive is because the buggers are too busy going at each other.
There was the one my mate got where it would randomly download porn and bring up media player. That was not good.
Now now... There's nothing to be afraid of... Remember, this is the Internet. You only need to come to terms with what it really is. Afterwards you will be fine (or completely insane, but let's not dwell on that.) So you just have to start visiting the unmentionable dark corners of the Internet (viewer discretion advised,) and soon nothing will disturb you (or everything.)Ollie596 said:This is indeed a disturbing universe. I'm scared now *hides*Quick Ben said:What he did to it seems fairly obvious. What I want to know is how the Mac got Herpes in the first place. Dirty little things they are...Ollie596 said:What did you do to it?.....no wait I don't want to know.Rev Erebus said:I got Herpes off a Mac once.
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That was a very evil virus. It wasn't even made for personal gain *gasp!*, just sadistic pleasure. On the other hand... Maybe it was trying to protect you (see the post and quotes earlier in the post.)gibboss28 said:Blatant ignorance and/or trolling aside, worst virus I've ever had was one which essentially stopped me from connecting to the internet...fun times. other than that just crappy standard ones.
I read "a virus in a floppy (yeah obsolete stuff) that corrupted all the files in any PC that it got installed" and the first thing I though was to kill my school's computer system with it.HentMas said:in Win95 my dad sent his PC to get some service (dont remember what for) and a month later a worm (you heard me right, a WORM) started eating the screen, kind of a screen saver, but my dad got locked out of the pc and rebooting did nothing, we didn´t knew english and knew less about computers
so he sent it again to the repair shop, they charged him and sent the pc back
one month later it happened again
it happened in total 3 months in a row, untill my dad got a hold of a computer expert who opened the registry and found a scheduled program to run every month in the same date at the same time, the damn guy he sent the PC first installed it on purpose to have us go back to him every month
weird huh??
also, i managed to get a hold of a virus in a floppy (yeah obsolete stuff) that corrupted all the files in any PC that it got installed, i got it off a friend´s house and installed it in all the computers in my school *diabolic grin*