Worst first moments awake

[Cash84]

My girlfriend had left a bottle of nail varnish on my bedside table and during the night I'd unscrewed it and poured it all over my face. Took me about half an hour to remove and I was late for work.

 

[thiosk]

[HEADING=3]Charlie Horse[/HEADING]

Barely awake, stretch leg, cause massive muscle spasm that feels like its ripping the tendons out of my bone.

 

[xWestie]

Next time that happens, calm down and try floating towards the cieling. Sometimes that means you're having an OBE.

Nah, I don't think it's that. I've read up on sleep paralysis before; its supposed to be that, because when your sleeping your brain paralyses your body to stop you acting out your dreams, sometimes when you wake up your body hasn't come out of this state yet. It's quite scary sometimes though xP

 

[secondcircle]

When I had whooping cough a few years back I woke up coughing so hard I couldn't breathe and had to stagger across my room to find my inhaler.
I hate not being able to breathe.

 

[Jonci]

One morning I just woke up in this strange room and some computer-ish voice said "Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center." And man did the rest of that day suck.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

Woke up with a tiny white ball thing on my chest. I poked it and millions of aby spiders poured out. My scream is still known as the loudest sound ever recorded...

I'll bet your scream measured on the richter scale, or atleast mine would

 

[Toasty Virus]

Waking up on new years naked.


"Wuuh, It's a bit cold I should go put th-WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DID I DO.

Nothing apparently, just got naked before sleeping.

 

[PrimoThePro]

? I am in a wonderful half sleepless doze,
? Mum then wakes me up,
? Her: John...?
? Me: Whaaaat?
? Her: Michael Jackson has died
? Me: Ok then
? And I went back to sleep.

It takes alot to shake me from my bed, that is the only thing I can really remember and it is quite funny when I think back on it.

Same thing happened to me..didn't really care at the time.

I've woken up several times with my dog on my head, but it wasn't that bad really.
The worst wake-up ever is when the police rang by doorbell, and I was in my bed naked, with a massive headache and the only memory I had from last night was that I met with a couple of friends and we started drinking in a pub.

DAYUM! What happened?

OT: Nothing special, my bro took the dog for a walk, (It was snowing) brings the dog inside, tells him to jump on my bed. Wet dog foot in my mouth. Not fun.

 

[ramboondiea]

is there a word limit on froum post because i could probably reach it on this? haha

this morning i woke up and rolled over into a pile of salt, (it went into my eyes and mouth) resulting in me having to leg it to the bathroom and almost breaking the lock on my door.

woke up one morning with some random women next to me, i rolled over and on other side was a guy

been woken up at a bus by a toothless guy asking for drugs

woke up once with a best mate literally straddling my face.

once painted all over in neo paint, letter found hand prints all over house.

woke up with a ear piercing,

on my motorbike (with the bike cover over me and the bite)

a pigeon got into my room woke up and it was on the pillow next to me, it was terrifying

this list could literally go on...

 

[liveslowdiefast]

waking up to a text from my Boy friend asking me where i was and the movie was gonna start in two minutes, oh yeah and the cinema was an hour away and he had got a big tub of ice cream for us to share.

 

[Napierdalac]

Once been teabagged. With pictures taken.




And no, i will not upload them.

 

[Tipsy Giant]

waking up to see myself accidentally pull my external hard drive of the table and then scrambling to get it to work, losing all of two years work and having to start from scratch, that sucked so hard

 

[Goosevich]

woke up one morning with some random women next to me, i rolled over and on other side was a guy

Dayumn, now that is heavy!

EDIT : Capcha - hand over fist...>

 

[Diablo2000]

Once I wake up in a car half way to the hospital.

 

[TAGM]

Stayed up for new years, untill 8AM. (Don't ask, long story.) Next night, I said to myself, "OK, tomorow is the last day of the christmas holiday, let me get some proper sleep!" So I went to bed at 12 Midnight. Woke back up at 2AM, didn't get back to sleep untill about 7AM, and woke up about 4PM. That's about the worst I can think of.

 

[The Red Spy]

I woke up, walked to one end of my room, the next thing I remember was feeling a couple of sharp pains on the right side of my skull.
Turns out I woke up and fainted, hitting my head on a window ledge and then the wall, all because of low blood pressure. Any other time of the day my blood pressure is normal & healthy and I don't suffer from Anemia, it's just in the morning first thing for some reason.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Every day I've had to wake up to go to work.

 

[WittyInfidel]

I woke up with a clown's hands in my pants. That's, uh, what I did this morning. -William Murderface

 

[Riff Moonraker]

I woke up one morning, rolled out of bed and started to get dressed for school. (I was in 9th grade at the time) Just as I was pulling up my jeans my mother started screaming and freaking out in the other room, yelling at me to get dressed NOW. Turns out my dad was on the way to work, and got hit by a train at a crossing section that had no warning lights or anything. To make matters worse, we got in a traffic jam trying to get to the hospital, and it turns out the traffic jam was because of his train wreck. We had no idea what condition he was in, or anything, and after seeing the wreckage, we didnt think he was alive.

Fortunately, he walked away from it with very minor injuries.

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

my bed collapsing

OH! That happened to my cousin sleeping in an adjacent bed once. I had never laughed so hard moments after being awake before.

OT: My nephew jumped on me from the top of the adjacent cabinet once.

The adorable little piece of shit. X)