The worst thing was probably when I woke up and couldn't open my eyes. They were kind of stuck for a while, and I thought I had gone blind or I had sewed them shut in my sleep.
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I remember one time i woke up with sleep paralysis and started hallucinating that there was a monster or some kind of demon chanting something to me... needless to say I couldn't sleep for the rest of the week
Another time I had sleep paralysis i started hearing a drill powering up then felt it start to drill in the side of my head. I have a few more experiences with sleep paralysis but these are the worst.
Fuck sleep paralysis
Another time I had sleep paralysis i started hearing a drill powering up then felt it start to drill in the side of my head. I have a few more experiences with sleep paralysis but these are the worst.
Fuck sleep paralysis
oh god i fucking hate spiders, if i woke up with one on me, i dont think i would ever sleep again.
OT i suffer from what my old psych teacher calls Sleep Drunkeness. Ill wake up and ill be half asleep, for instance ill look at a clock and read 3:14 ill know that they are numbers and i can read them, but i have no idea what they mean. On several occasions ive woken up at 2am, thinking it was 7 and started my morning routine(shower, dress, eat, etc...). Its the worst thing ever. Sometimes ill think there is some1 in my room, so ill talk to them, then after a few mins ill turn on the light and remember that i was sleeping. When i first got my dog i thought she was running around my room when she was rly sleeping down the hall in my parents room.
OT i suffer from what my old psych teacher calls Sleep Drunkeness. Ill wake up and ill be half asleep, for instance ill look at a clock and read 3:14 ill know that they are numbers and i can read them, but i have no idea what they mean. On several occasions ive woken up at 2am, thinking it was 7 and started my morning routine(shower, dress, eat, etc...). Its the worst thing ever. Sometimes ill think there is some1 in my room, so ill talk to them, then after a few mins ill turn on the light and remember that i was sleeping. When i first got my dog i thought she was running around my room when she was rly sleeping down the hall in my parents room.
I woke up falling sideways, then smashed full on into the baulkhead by my bunk. I was on a yacht in the North Sea, and it was a really stormy night.
Also, being woken up by my mother so I can go and clean up cat vomit/pee/poop is never any fun. And that happens about every other morning...
Waking up covered in your own puke is pretty bad too, especially the smell. And I hadn't even been drinking; I was just ill.
Waking up the morning after walking up mountains all day is nasty - the first time you move your stiff muscles they hurt so much! Likewise, waking up soaking wet and freezing, and knowing that you have another day of walking ahead of you sucks.
Wow, I have a lot of these. I'm glad I've never had sleep paralysis though. That'd probably make me go crazy...
Also, being woken up by my mother so I can go and clean up cat vomit/pee/poop is never any fun. And that happens about every other morning...
Waking up covered in your own puke is pretty bad too, especially the smell. And I hadn't even been drinking; I was just ill.
Waking up the morning after walking up mountains all day is nasty - the first time you move your stiff muscles they hurt so much! Likewise, waking up soaking wet and freezing, and knowing that you have another day of walking ahead of you sucks.
Wow, I have a lot of these. I'm glad I've never had sleep paralysis though. That'd probably make me go crazy...
This is different. I was on vacation in Israel with my family. We stayed at my grandparent's house. We all went to sleep, then, 2 hours later, I woke up to hear a creaking noise. I woke my dad up, and he got out of bed. It turned out the noise was his bed, which collapsed as soon as he got out.
Oh....My....GOD, that's just what Shejan would say. Now you're freakin me out, mate. :/steeple said:
And why is the captcha an American airlines ad?
This. i've only experienced it twice, but it was the worst thing ever. oh god, the hallucinations....xWestie said:
Once I awoke while rapidly descending from the top bunk of a bed. More than once I was rudely awoken by high explosives detonating in my vicinity.
Cat ass in my face followed by a knock at the door. Being half asleep I answered the door in my underwear. Atleast the UPS guy didn't seem to mind...
thank god you didnt snieze O.Oolendvcook said:
of course that what he would have said, why would I say anything else?GrizzlerBorno said:
wait, his name is shejan? that changes everything! oh wait, no, the other thing...
nothing, thats the one....
This morning actually, I woke up angry and punched my boyfriend straight in the jaw. I didn't realise what I did until he started bleeding. I think that's the 4th time I've hit him by accident when waking up >_>; I was in hysterics.
Waking up to the sound of the garbage truck only to remember that you forgot to put the bins out :<
