Worst game ever?
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ayback. Awful awful "game"
Batman Returns on the Mega Drive. I borrowed it off a friend, played it for 10 minutes, gave it back and never forgave him for inflicting that on me.
For a more modern option, True Crime: Streets of LA. So terrible. To win fights, mash three buttons. The fight a dragon for some reason. :S
For a more modern option, True Crime: Streets of LA. So terrible. To win fights, mash three buttons. The fight a dragon for some reason. :S
Nah. The first one was great. Haven't played the two sequels, though.GenHellspawn said:
I can't think of the worst game I've ever played. I've never played any truly awful dung piles.
The worst game is Big Rigs. End of story. However, for a very bad game, you might want to look up Hour of Victory or the first Killzone (Liberation is actually pretty sweet). Personally, I've got some serious problems with Mark of Kri. Despite its marvelous combat system, most of the game is comprised of stealth and it punishes you brutally if you try to change this state of affairs. I had to use the invincibility cheat to get through to the last level.
And... nobody mentioned Star Wars Force Commander? I'm well aware there are worse games, but as far as ones I've actually played, that one's a doozy. "Let's see if we can fill 2/3 of the screen with an unusable UI! And let's see if we can make an AI so atrocious it shoots the ground when it stands between units and their targets! While we're on that, let's make collision detection and clipping so dysfunctional the AT-STs are either floating through the air and popping along or knee-deep in the landscape! In addition, let's make all the missions ranpagingly difficult or foolishly easy depending on whether you figured out the enemy's blind spot and top it all off with a random-event based bit where you send soldiers into the enemy's towers to take them over and leave it to chance whether they triumph or fail." Not to mention the fact that the graphics would have embarrased the original Tie Fighter and the load times were poor. Even the lighting was bad enough to give me a headache in one level after about 10 minutes.
Oh, and I forgor the loosely Star Wars-based soundtrack. If you have a pressing desire to hear a badly soundmixed retard playing an "interpretation" of the Imperial March on electric guitar, go get Force Commander. I guarantee satisfaction.
On the subject of Army Men games, the Army Men RTS developed by Pandemic was actually quite decent.
Oh, and I forgor the loosely Star Wars-based soundtrack. If you have a pressing desire to hear a badly soundmixed retard playing an "interpretation" of the Imperial March on electric guitar, go get Force Commander. I guarantee satisfaction.
On the subject of Army Men games, the Army Men RTS developed by Pandemic was actually quite decent.
Lemonade Tycoon... I wasted 40 bucks on that.
And maybe Pikmin becuase it's IMPOSSIBLE. Collect 30 parts in 30 days?! Maybe some of y'all could do it but I guess I'm retarded. I can't work that fast.
The game itself was fun though... just impossible.
Edit: Another shit-tastic game I found for my computer was Superpower... it's pointless and no matter what I do, I can never start a global nuke war.
And maybe Pikmin becuase it's IMPOSSIBLE. Collect 30 parts in 30 days?! Maybe some of y'all could do it but I guess I'm retarded. I can't work that fast.
The game itself was fun though... just impossible.
Edit: Another shit-tastic game I found for my computer was Superpower... it's pointless and no matter what I do, I can never start a global nuke war.
I would probably go with Big Rigs, but I've never played it.
So I'm going to have to go with World of Warcraft. Phantasy Star Online gets a dishonourable mention.
So I'm going to have to go with World of Warcraft. Phantasy Star Online gets a dishonourable mention.
