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Dark Messiah Of Might And Magic: Elements. A game that encourages exploration in its restricted environments while simultaneously punishing curiosity by occasionally killing you for no good reason.
 

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Eagle Est1986 said:
I'd like to go with Turok Evolution, why I ever bought that game I don't know, but now it stands as the worst game I've played.
You did NOT just say that a game that let you throw people into walls and off cliffs with a gravity gun and had a Dark Matter cube that sucked people into a mini-black hole and, above all else, had a weapon that had an alternate function which allowed you to fire things that ripped an enemy's body apart limb-by-limb bad...

Seriously though, I agree with you but come on...limb-by-limb blood explosion extraordinare!...
 

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K Dunn Jr said:
March Madness 07...

I can deal with the missed break away dunks, and Vitale yelling until my ears bleed, but the game then decided to erase my backup PG. He's no longer on my team, he just vanished like he witnessed a triple homicide and is now in witness protection.


Just awful.
Why isn't it just called murder?

Any wrestling game with "Smackdown!" in the title. even the brawls in the games look faked! coupled with the terrible commentary. Plus, how come in SvR 2007, the Big Show weighed a good 80lbs more the the Great Khali, but Show was only a Super heavyweight, while Khali was a mega heavyweight, or something like that
 

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monostable said:
Why isn't it just called murder?

Any wrestling game with "Smackdown!" in the title. even the brawls in the games look faked! coupled with the terrible commentary. Plus, how come in SvR 2007, the Big Show weighed a good 80lbs more the the Great Khali, but Show was only a Super heavyweight, while Khali was a mega heavyweight, or something like that
Ultraheavyweight, but ya, after Hear comes the pain, THQ just stopped trying (probably because until now, there no other wrestling games)
 

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Whoever said SiN - boo. I finished the original, the Wages of Sin add-on and SiN: Episode 1. Sure they were buggy at times, but they were fun, unpretentious shooters.

I don't recall playing anything I'd call the worst game ever, but if we were talking recent disappointment, I'm going with Crysis. More stereotypical macho marines with bad accents, another armour clad unmemorable protagonist, cliche dialogue, cliche story, and so on.

[EDIT] Oh, and out of a sheer feeling of frustration (and for an old-school e-penis), Black Cauldron. My character kept starving to death.
 

The Other Steve

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ET was certainly the worst effect on the industry. Here are some famously bad games:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worst_game_ever

Worth a look. Important games include ET, Shaq-Fu, and Superman 64. I'd throw in Night Trap and Bubsy 3D. Also, Daikatana.

Many of the worst games, however, are forgotten. I'm surprised someone mentioned Cheetah Men.

Honorable mention to Custer's Revenge, where you play a half-naked rapist with a three-pixel penis.
 

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I'd have to say Azurik: Rise of Perathia, a release title for the original Xbox. This is the only game I ever bought without reading about 5-10 reviews on it to see if it's worth my hard earned cash. OH....MY...SWEET...CHRISTMAS, that game was so absolutely horrible. On several occasions I have tried to play it, but the fighting system sucks, the camera angles suck, the characters suck, the enemies suck, the enemy A.I. sucks, the locales suck, the textures suck, the magic system sucks, the voice acting sucks, the whole 'run around and randomly find your magic powers again' system sucked. Bottom line.

THIS GAME SUCKED
 

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id say pokemon colesium 2, it is actually a good game for 10 minutes but after that your just doing the same thing until you stop playing. think of pokemon when it was still good then take everyting but the trainer fights out. there is no end or way to level up pokemon and you can use any of the ones that existed when gold and silver was released and they are ALWAYS lv 50 you can use pokemon from gold and silver but that requres some n64 attachment that it doesnt adequetly describe. hank god i didnt pay for it (i got it free when i bought a mates n64 off him, i arent a thief)
 

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im surrpised no one metioned WCW Mondaynight nitro. it maybe the worst wresteling game( although fire pro wresteling sucks too) eva if not the worse game ever.

other games that are toatly the pooh:

Transfromers the game

any game with the words batman ( except one on the nes way back when) or superman

and most of the games on pogo.com

the incerdible hulk game that just came out is pretty awful
 

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Worst goes to....*drum roll and even though I don't like it it will NOT be HL* Resident Evil Survivor. This game was terrible in pretty much all repects. The voice acting was broken and at best hilarious (considering that this is a horror game that is not a good thing). The plot was also screwed from the very begining and falls back on the good old fashioned way of explaining your characters presence in the given situation...AMNESIA!...which just so happens to disapper after an hour depending on your individual marksmanship. I could go on but I'm not here to write a review (unless someone really wants me to).
 

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Worst game that I have personally had the misfortune to play was Two Worlds, I do not have one good thing to say about it, especially after the concept and trailers looked so promising as well.

But as for any game ever just that I've heard of or seen, looks to be ET for the Atari. God that looks horrible.
 

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Iron Mal said:
Worst goes to....*drum roll and even though I don't like it it will NOT be HL* Resident Evil Survivor. This game was terrible in pretty much all repects. The voice acting was broken and at best hilarious (considering that this is a horror game that is not a good thing). The plot was also screwed from the very begining and falls back on the good old fashioned way of explaining your characters presence in the given situation...AMNESIA!...which just so happens to disapper after an hour depending on your individual marksmanship. I could go on but I'm not here to write a review (unless someone really wants me to).
that game was a classic piece of 'lets produce a quick game and cash in more on this series'. Though i enjoyed it for what it was, it truly is an awful game.
 

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TrevorOfCrete said:
Iron Mal said:
Worst goes to....*drum roll and even though I don't like it it will NOT be HL* Resident Evil Survivor. This game was terrible in pretty much all repects. The voice acting was broken and at best hilarious (considering that this is a horror game that is not a good thing). The plot was also screwed from the very begining and falls back on the good old fashioned way of explaining your characters presence in the given situation...AMNESIA!...which just so happens to disapper after an hour depending on your individual marksmanship. I could go on but I'm not here to write a review (unless someone really wants me to).
that game was a classic piece of 'lets produce a quick game and cash in more on this series'. Though i enjoyed it for what it was, it truly is an awful game.
Good to hear I'm not the only one who thinks along those lines