here's an example of what my friend classes as good humour.
"ask me if i'm a fireman."
"are you a fireman?"
"no."
try and beat that.
"ask me if i'm a fireman."
"are you a fireman?"
"no."
try and beat that.
worst joke you've ever told
- Thread starter Stephen O'Hagan
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i laughed at your joke sir, you lose. try this.
a man walks into a bar and says "ouch".
one of my favorites. very stupid though.
a man walks into a bar and says "ouch".
one of my favorites. very stupid though.
Guy number 1: why is there a staring wheel on your crotch?
Guy number 2:ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!....check and mate...
Guy number 2:ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!....check and mate...
I remember my friend had failed at something, and I was being a dick to him just becuase I can be, and said "Oh my, you'd better look out for Kratos, cause you are a god... of FAIL!"
yeah... not quite as bad as my persona 2 pick up line, but pretty close.
yeah... not quite as bad as my persona 2 pick up line, but pretty close.
My friends and I were taking a road trip down west to Alberta, and while we were still in Manitoba we were passing all the farmer fields.
I was driving and I looked out the window and pointed outwards and said "Hay!"
They were like "wtf"
I just kept pointing where I was pointing and saying "Hay!"
After a few seconds of them wondering if I should be driving given my apparent breakthrough I explained that I was pointing to hay stacks. >_>;
I was driving and I looked out the window and pointed outwards and said "Hay!"
They were like "wtf"
I just kept pointing where I was pointing and saying "Hay!"
After a few seconds of them wondering if I should be driving given my apparent breakthrough I explained that I was pointing to hay stacks. >_>;
we could go into the realm of just plain stupid here.
"what's big, red and hard to eat? a fire engine sandwich."
"what's big, red and hard to eat? a fire engine sandwich."
robot chicken has become 20% cooler
Why did the Spy cross the road? He didn't, he never really was on your side! *rimshot*
I read the second line as "the fourth one punched a duck".ace_of_something said:
What do you do with a fireman?Stephen O said:
Put it out, man.
A troll walks into a bar. The bar says "ouch".Akytalusia said:
What's white, cold and has yellow chequered trousers?
Rupert the Fridge.
What's red and white?
Pink.
Why did 6 look nervous?
Because 7 8 9.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What's invisible and smells of carrots?
Bunny farts.
What's orange and sinks?
A brick.
What's orange and floats?
A dead brick.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer.
What do you call it when it's not moved for ages?
Still no eye-deer.
What's green, got six legs and if it fell out of a tree, it'd kill you?
A pool table.
How do you get two whales in a mini?
Down the A50.
Do puns count?
I was talking to a friend while he was cutting a square out of paper. He showed it to me and said "Does this look squareical" (yes my friend says some stupid things). It was crooked so I replied "No it's a squareical error."
he was not amused
I was talking to a friend while he was cutting a square out of paper. He showed it to me and said "Does this look squareical" (yes my friend says some stupid things). It was crooked so I replied "No it's a squareical error."
he was not amused