I make a lot of puns. I've actually gotten kind of good at it, but even the best pun is shit. Here's the worst in recent memory:
(Choosing Champs in League of Legends)
Friend: Oh, cool. We have a Jax.
Me: It's pronounced "Ajax" (Greek Hero)
[silence]
Me: You know what, that was shit. I apologize to all of you. (referring to friends in vent)
Friend: Bad job. 0/0 stars.
Two copper atoms are sitting at a bar. A gold atom walks in. One copper atom turns and says
"'ey you, get outta here!"
Also:
A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says "You need to leave. We don't serve pieces of string here", so the string leaves, ties himself up, and drags himself all over the sidewalk before walking back in. The bartender says "Hey, didn't I just kick you out 'cause you're a string?" and the string responds "Nope! I'm a frayed knot!"
The worst joke I've told, well I tell so many bad half-jokes it's hard to pick one, would be.
"...Okay, I've got a plan, we've got guns right? And bullets kill things right? And Zombies are things right? And Guns shoot bullets right? So let's use guns."
Worst joke of all time? Look no further: http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?18654-Nate-the-Snake (read the entire thing)
I make a lot of puns. I've actually gotten kind of good at it, but even the best pun is shit. Here's the worst in recent memory:
(Choosing Champs in League of Legends)
Friend: Oh, cool. We have a Jax.
Me: It's pronounced "Ajax" (Greek Hero)
[silence]
Me: You know what, that was shit. I apologize to all of you. (referring to friends in vent)
Friend: Bad job. 0/0 stars.
I remember my friend had failed at something, and I was being a dick to him just becuase I can be, and said "Oh my, you'd better look out for Kratos, cause you are a god... of FAIL!"
yeah... not quite as bad as my persona 2 pick up line, but pretty close.
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