Why thank you!sylekage said:
The story itself is indeed a marvelous build up, I enjoyed reading it my first time
Sad to say not many people give it a second glance, but I'm glad to see curiosity sparks determination to read that little story, lol..
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The story itself is indeed a marvelous build up, I enjoyed reading it my first time
Sad to say not many people give it a second glance, but I'm glad to see curiosity sparks determination to read that little story, lol..
What do you call a long line: Far queue
What do you call a distant ruler: Far King
What do you call a man lost at sea: F**ked
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Confucius say: Man who piss into wind - will get wet.
Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy
Man with hand in pocket - may feel cocky
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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver:
The golfer goes: *whack... ... ... "SHIT!!!"
The skydiver goes: "SHIT!!!" ... ... ... *whack
Not my shining moments in humor-making.
What do you call a distant ruler: Far King
What do you call a man lost at sea: F**ked
.........................................................................
Confucius say: Man who piss into wind - will get wet.
Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy
Man with hand in pocket - may feel cocky
..........................................................................
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver:
The golfer goes: *whack... ... ... "SHIT!!!"
The skydiver goes: "SHIT!!!" ... ... ... *whack
Not my shining moments in humor-making.
I'll do a worse one I heard just the other day - it's in French and mildly mis-pronounced (sorry, it doesn't work in English except that the French have a hard time with "th"):
Tu connais Bluetoufe (Bluetooth)? C'est ce qui pousse sur la moule de Schtroumphette.
TADA!!!
Tu connais Bluetoufe (Bluetooth)? C'est ce qui pousse sur la moule de Schtroumphette.
TADA!!!
Two muffins are cooking in an oven. The first muffin says "Wow, I am totally baked. How 'bout you?", to which the second replies "OMG it's a talking muffin!".Vangaurd227 said:
*goes to a party dressed as a pirate*
*go to every girl and ask*
"Arrrrrrrrgggggggg you single!
*go to every girl and ask*
"Arrrrrrrrgggggggg you single!
my friend ran up to me and was like
"did you see all the cops in the cafeteria!?"
i replied "no, what happened?"
he said "one of the caf workers was getting arrested!"
i asked "for what?"
and he said... "for beating a potato."
i then just stared at him and wondered what girls see in him...
(for real he thought that was funny, i laughed but at how stupid the joke was...)
"did you see all the cops in the cafeteria!?"
i replied "no, what happened?"
he said "one of the caf workers was getting arrested!"
i asked "for what?"
and he said... "for beating a potato."
i then just stared at him and wondered what girls see in him...
(for real he thought that was funny, i laughed but at how stupid the joke was...)
Jimmy Carr is one of my favourite comedians. He's good for tasteless jokes and bad jokes. If anyone watches QI, you'll probably recognise him from that. I think he's the most frequent guest.
Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks: "Why the long face?", to which the horse says: "I'm old and they're going to boil me into glue."
Next one my husband told me...it's high-larious but may not be, uh, it's bad.
Next one my husband told me...it's high-larious but may not be, uh, it's bad.
So this kid and a child molester are walking through the woods. The kid looks up to him and says: "These woods are dark, I'm scared!", the man replies: "You're scared? I have to walk back through these woods by myself!"
Depending upon your sense of humor, this might not be that funnyL
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Of course purposefully bad jokes can be funny at times as well.
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Of course purposefully bad jokes can be funny at times as well.