Worst lines of dialogue you've heard?

[Lieju]

?I don?t like sand. It?s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is? soft and smooth.

Remember it being in Attack of the Clones, I don't remember who said it.

I actually like that line. Or rather, would like it if we were meant to take away from it that Anakin is an inexperienced kid trying to sound deep to impress a girl he likes. But considering rest of the movie, I'm not convinced Lucas doesn't think that's deep and insightful.

 

[ItouKaiji]

Take it away Dante!


I assume it sounded better in Japanese, at least I hope it did.

I think part of what makes that one sound so terrible is the fact that when his voice breaks, he sounds like an awkward teenager whose voice is just changing, rather emotional. It's a horrible line anyway, but that reading of it doesn't help at all.

 

[Angie7F]

I never notice bad dialogue. Just horrible subtitles.
I would give you a list but I have learnt to switch off my brain from noticing these things.

 

[CandyBabyPrincess]

Well, I've got a couple from probably the dumbest movie of all time: Gigli (with J-Lo)

Det. Stanley Jacobellis: Man, you know what I'd love to do, right now? Go down to Marie Callender's, get me a big bowl, pie, some ice cream on it, mmm-hmm good! Put some on your head! Your tongue would slap your brains out trying to get to it! INTERESTED?

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Ricki: It's turkey time.
Larry Gigli: Huh?
Ricki: Gobble, gobble.

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Det. Stanley Jacobellis: Your door's not thick enough to pretend you're not home when you're home.

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Brian: She's like the ones at the Baywatch. They make my penis sneeze.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw9sQ98s9AE

 

[CandyBabyPrincess]

Here's a really stupid one from Showgirls:

Cristal: You have great tits. They're really beautiful.
Nomi: Thank you.
Cristal: I like nice tits. I always have, how about you?
Nomi: I like having nice tits.

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From Death Race:

Hennessey: Okay cocksucker. Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk.

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And as much as I LOVE Twilight (don't judge me) I have to include this one:

Edward (to Bella): Hold on tight spider monkey.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Yeah, why use silly things like names when you can use descriptions?

I love you, girlfriend

BAH

 

[captainballsack]

As much as I love the game, Devil May Cry 3 has some horrid ones.

"This party's gettin' crazy. Let's rock!"

Super cringe.

 

[vid87]

Not just the worst line, but one of the most baffling things I've ever seen period, and the movie itself "Cabin Fever" is actually supposed to be good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QstuIhn8-qI

 

[PAGEToap44]

From a pretty bad Dragon Age 2 comic that somehow got published.

Qunari: "You didn't make them slaves."
Isabella: "I didn't, I made them dead."

I love how your avatar perfectly compliments this.

Mine would be ... Nick Cage in the shitty 'Wicker Man' remake,pretty much everything he says. "How'd it get burned!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!?"

 

[knight steel]

Anime dub has some really bad ones especially the Hentai dialogue *shudders*
Here a sample NSFW due to what they are talking about but you don't actually see anything graphic
snip

Oh god, I can't imagine what the sex scenes sound like...

I'm sickened but curious...

Glorious and horrible both at the same time truly a fine art of monstrosity.
Heres another one note Extreme NSFW you don't see any genitals but it has sexual dialogue/situations:

 

[klaynexas3]

I think just the guy who plays Luther in the Warriors is a god awful actor.


It's not gouge my ears out terrible, but it's just in the uncanny valley of bad acting that makes it all the worse. It's not humorously bad, it's just regularly bad. Boring bad.

 

[Atomic Spy Crab]

This

I am very surprised nobody posted this yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJMLfACod48

 

[Legomaniac91_v1legacy]

In one of the issues in the terrible comic series "Countdown", Superboy prime tells Monarch "I'll kill you! I'll kill you to death!" *facepalm

 

[wakeup]

why no resident evil quotes: "i hope this isn't Chris's blood" "you the master of unlocking should take this key" the best being "you should take this gun, its really powerful, especially against living things".

 

[Poetic Nova]

A miracle no one mentioned that horrible Alone in the Dark game yet from 2008 (or what was it), it's full of awful dialog.

 

[Gearhead mk2]

This

I am very surprised nobody posted this yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJMLfACod48

Oh, who could forget the SPESS MAHREENS!

OT: Someone already said "everything from Other M", so I'll go with "everything the Catalyst says".

 

[funkyjiveturkey]

"What is a man!? *smash* a miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!"

 

[MysticSlayer]

I can't think of any in particular right now, but I do remember different shows/games where it got really bad at times.

For instance, just watch the first episode of Hellsing and I'm sure you can find one I dislike. I can deal with some crappy dialogue in entertainment, but I couldn't even watch the whole first episode of Hellsing due to how bad it got at points.

Oh yeah, and then there's Resident Evil 4. Just pick a random conversation between Leon and Salazar. Of course, Dante from DmC: Devil May Cry has moments just as bad.

 

[Xji]

I haven't heard a line as hilariously bad and poorly delivered than this one.


Its so bad, I love it!

I have a feeling you'll enjoy this.





Anyways, pretty much every romance scene in the Star Wars prequels.