Worst loading screen-tip

[WillSimplyBe]

"kklkmafiwaq fmawpafwqpr"

or something or another anyway...

Ragnarok Online, iRO- Poorly translated help box.

 

[Spirultima]

"Smoking is a danger to you and and all around you, be sure to use an ashtray"

(Solid Snake flicking the tip of the cigarette on the floor)

Thats actually a good tip...

Well it goes without saying, BUT Snake is kinda defeating the purpose of the tip.

He's a bad ass so he can do whatever he wants. But he does extinguish it by putting into a cigarette butt holder.

Did i argue his awesomeness? NO! but again, he defeats the purpose

 

[Shycte]

Dinosaurs eat meat ~ Turok

Thanks fucking Eisenstein, I thought Velociraptors drank earl gray tea and ate tofu.

Fail just happend xD

Good one!

 

[soren7550]

"What to learn more about the game? Go to [insert website here]!"

So how te fuck is an advertisement going to help again?

 

[JoeKickAzz]

PRESS X TO NOT DIE

 

[Alphacron]

Black and White "an empty village will believe in no one"

need i even go into how obvious this is?

 

[ui264]

"Dropping your pants does not deploy star power"- Guitar Hero II

 

[Grand_Poohbah]

Starcraft. "Tell all your friends to go and buy Starcraft."

Actually that's a good hint.

All of you, go buy Starcraft!

 

[SimuLord]

i think this was from Oblivion, but im not sure
"People don't like it when you steal their things" I would have never guessed

"Watch what you pick up. People don't like it when you steal their things." I've on occasion been caught stealing because I stole something on the counter in front of a merchant when trying to talk to him.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

The Witch is extreemly dangerous, avoid her if you can!

yeah no duh

 

[timmytom1]

"You need a refridgerator (spelt wrong i think) in your practice area , it`s more important than a bassist"


"if your singer ain`t happy, ain`t nobody happy"

Guitar hero delivering sound advice since 2001

 

[lacktheknack]

"Collect the 'Flaming Pee' power up to..." I missed the rest, it loaded too fast. That one is courtesy of American McGee's Grimm.

 

[purplegothchick]

"try your best to avoid oncoming fire from enemies." well no SHIT! i thought i was required to run into bullets to win this game!

They should so make a game like that, lol.

 

[Insomniaku]

You were killed by an exploding car - watch out for cars that are on fire. Right after the son of a ***** had just noob tubed it and it blew up instantly.

 

[Woof26]

From some shooter/war game "point weapon at the enemy." well no way, I enjoy team killing.

 

[PandyBear]

sounds like Mercenaries to me :3

 

[Darkintent]

You all know them. It is typical for a game to have some kind of tip or fact whenever it loads (see Oblivion, Fable etc. etc.)

Sometimes they are good, sometimes they are okay and sometimes thay suck. What do you think is the worst loading screen tip.

I say Condemned has it. "Use block to your advantage". NO SHIT! Here I was thinking that it was wise to NOT use block. *facepalm*

lol Assassins Creed has something similar
"Use block to protect yourself from harm"
Well what else am i gonna use it for???

 

[The Doctor]

"Stop playing videogames and get a life!"

Wait, that was my mom.

 

[sprohm]

something along the lines of:
"reloading is crucial to the outcome of a battle."
no shit.

 

[klarr]

"try your best to avoid oncoming fire from enemies." well no SHIT! i thought i was required to run into bullets to win this game!

They should so make a game like that, lol.

they will call it super awsome death spree, except your the only one killed. 1 level and extreamly easly to play. so fun you will DIE over it. ha ha (bad pun on words) ha ha ha.