Worst movie ever

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We all love movies, but because we love movies some things are an insult to movies just by calling themselves movies. This thread is devoted to them.

My personal pick has to be Napoleon Dynamite. It is two hours of a kid being awkward and saying stupid one liners.

For movies we love: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.75616#873967
 

ZeroMachine

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Troll 2

Not that I've ever seen it, but I've heard of one called Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. It's real. Look it up.

I'll have to agree on Napoleon Dynamite. I used to like it but then I... I don't know... grew a sense of humor, maybe? =P It's not the worst but it's definitely not something I would go out of my way to watch.
 

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Either Harry Potter or Snakes on a Plane (I don't care if it was "bad on purpose", that movie sucked ass).

Hrmm, or possible one of the "scary movie" series.
 

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Napolean Dynamite would definitely be on my list. It barely beats out Borat, just because Borat had, like, one funny line in it. (Forget what it was, though. =[ )
 

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This movie called 'American pool'

Its called somthing else im america but it still sucks. My friend made a bunch of us watch it because 'its got boobs in it!'
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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Harry Potter, yech was that crap abysmal. just about the entire spoof movie genre, and American Pie and its sequels. so just very very sad.
How could I forget Planet Terror. 2 hours of pure unrefined, unfiltered, unrestrained stupidity, and two hours of my life that I still want back! I never thought a movie with Bruce Willis and explosions could be so bad!
 

Trace2010

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Delta4845 said:
Alone in the Dark; No just, No
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Manos: The Hands of Fate
Hey, Manos was shot where I live...but it still sucked anyway. The showed it at the Plaza Theatre just because it had connections to the community. It's best showing was on "Mystery Science Theatre 3000".

Oh, by the way...anything on "Mystery Science Theater 3000" was God-awesome!!!
 

Juzari

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Doomhammer828 said:
I would have to say that it's a tie between "Don't Mess with the Zohan" and "House of the Dead"
I agree with House of The Dead

I don't understand how you could forget Doom
 

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Eragon was one of the worst movies I was ever forced to sit through. It was so loosely based on not only the books but the universe that It was insulting to try and pass it off as a movie version of the books. And i know a lot of people (here) dislike the books but I like them and that's all that matters.

Oh yeah, and that absolute waste of space movie Epic movie.
 

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Any movie based off another piece of media, whether it be a book, a video game, or even another movie. Ever made. Ever.