Worst movie ever

[benwins]

The Last Sentinel

 

[magnuslion]

Ahem, DISASTER MOVIE

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psht. i trust IMDB about as far as I can throw them.

but seriousley, Beowolf with Christopher Lambert. That movie made me want to be an alcoholic just to kill the pain of having watched it. no movie with The Highlander in it should cause suicidal depression.

 

[Kariin]

We all love movies, but because we love movies some things are an insult to movies just by calling themselves movies. This thread is devoted to them.

My personal pick has to be Napoleon Dynamite. It is two hours of a kid being awkward and saying stupid one liners.

I would agree, but, personally, I don't consider that thing a movie.

Other than that, though, I really can't choose: Disaster Movie, anything by Uwe Boll, Catwoman, Battlefield Earth, Troll 2, I Know Who Killed Me.

Choices, choices.

 

[SargeantGunlock]

All the parody movies except for the original Scary Movie.
A bunch of shitty horror movies from the 70s and 80s that were being sold in 1/6 inch thick DVD cases for a dollar(at Kmart, I think). Just reading the back of Dr. Jeckyll vs. The Wolfman made me want to puke.

so every Mel Brooks movie ever made again thems Fighting Words

then be specific man

No, no, no. I love Blazing Saddles and such, I meant like Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans. Things like that.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Cyber Seduction [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457270/]. It was on channel 5 at something like 1:30 AM, so my friend and I were expecting some sort of porno to entertain ourselves with. What we got was about an hour and a half of bullshit. Needless to say we were very disappointed.

Good god, that sounds so painful.

As I've said in the other thread, Transformers 2. On par with Epic Movie and Disaster Movie, and I won't even grace smut films with rating.