Worst movie you ever saw?

[GreyEarth]

Troll 2. If you can last through this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqp9eXgXYHU) I will unabashedly proclaim you as Wotan having descended from Asgard.

Oh..my...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !!!

Sweet flaming jebus....I watched that whole bloody thing...I think I actually tore my eyes out and ate them, while they were on fire..

Ugh...that's 9mins and 40seconds I'll NEVER EVER get back.

Adding to the thread however...
That Street Fighter movie, with Van Dammit.
The only thing that kept me going in that move was the late Raul Julia.

 

[Zorg Machine]

House of blood (check it out)

 

[ffxfriek]

those stupid movies like meet the spartans and epic movie... not much laughing in them. waste of time to see them. will think of more for you later.

 

[Leefank137]

In the name of the king that movie was terrible

 

[pffh]

Snakes on a train. It's about a woman that is cursed in a weird way, instead of getting her period she gets snakes and well... you can just figure the rest out on your own.

 

[Senrab]

Manos: The Hands of Fate
Plan 9 From Outer Space
The Wild World of Batwoman

Coincidentally, all were also made into episodes of MST3k...

 

[CNKFan]

House of the dead
Snakes on a Plane
Return of the Living Dead

 

[Mogart]

Invisible Child. An hour and a half of Lifetime-made, plotless garbage.

 

[Sparrow]

i saw Open Water......on a cruise ship.

I saw Snakes on a Plane on a flight to America once.

All the airline attendents thought it was hilarious, but ensured that there were no snakes on the plane. The fact that they were deadly serious at this point made most of the passengers laugh in their faces.

 

[Svizzara]

Babylon A.D. was absolutely terrible. Couldn't make any sense out of the storyline.

Passengers was pretty bad as well, the only reason I watched it at all was because Anne Hathaway was in it. It's a boring film that drags on and on only to end with a badly planned surprise ending.

 

[HentMas]

i am no expert of the movie environment, and actually, i like a lot of movies (even if everyone else wouldn´t consider giving them a chance) but the worst movie i had ever seen... or started to see because halfway trough I just got up and left the theatre, is "this is not another epic movie" or "magical" i dont even remember the name correctly, what made me got up was the fact that they were making fun of the actors, not the movies, I mean, come on one thing is mocking a movie for its lack of substance but mocking the actors?? it was fighting so hard to get cheap laughs but it just came up awful

i was hoping to have a similar experience to "scary movie" where they make fun of the whole genre, but damn those guys went too far!

 

[Agent Larkin]

The worst film i ever saw was Locusts eighth plague of the world. This is what the board meeting at the end must have been like.

Producer: So how was that one billion budget we gave you?

Director: It was great we were able to pay for the one billion rubber locusts.

Producer: Wait is that all you spent our money on?

Director: Yup we gave some hobo's sandwich's to do all the acting roles and used ms paint for the backgrounds.

 

[purplegothchick]

Brokeback Mountain. Here's my gripe: It is a film about two gay men. If it were about two lesbians people would dismiss it as being little more than softcore porn. But as its men, they don't.

Thankyou!!! I got flamed to death on imdb for pointing out this and other flaws I found with the film. All I said was that it was probably only popular because of the controversy of the homosexuality...

 

[Rigs83]

The Planet
Starring Mike Mitchell, Patrick Wight, Scott Ironside, Shawn Paul Hastings, Steve Tomas, Tim Branston, Ashley Branston Directed by Mark Stirton

This movie is about a cargo ship in space transporting a terrorist when it gets attacked and lands on a mysterious uncharted planet. First gripe; it appears the budget only allowed them to use a Commodore 64 to animate that sequence, second, 1990 like use of green screen, third bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad acting, fourth the story.

The planet in "The Planet' appears to be Scotland's beaches. The lousiest one. When the survivors escape pods land and they make a base camp they discover the planet animates the souls of the dead into predator like monsters that are immune to fire from the plasma rifles used by the survivors until one survivor pulls a magnum six shooter and in on shot destroys the ghost. Apparently in the future ghost are allergic to lead and explode into a puddle of what looks like KY gel. It only gets "better" from there.

 

[Iskenator67]

The worst movie I ever saw was the SAW series. It's all just a bunch of glorified torture porn.

I agree. But if you really want to see something fucked up, The Hostel series is even worse. They kidnap people and tie them to chairs for people to kill as they please with hundreds of different torture items. Chainsaws, syringes, etc.

On Topic: Napoleon Dynamite. That movie was so fucking stupid. Words can't express my hatred for that movie.

2nd place: Hostel
3rd Place: Saw

I just realized that the movie world has some fucked up shit.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed

I saw it wanting to know how much propaganda it truely was. I mean, it couldn't be as one sided and streched as Michael Moore.

I. WAS. WRONG.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Worst movie I ever saw of my own volition: Ghost Rider. It was so bad, it was enjoyable.

Worst movie I was forced to watch: Broken Blossoms. Did not age well.

 

[cainbrain]

I am about to beat this entire thread. I saw a movie in a club at my college (the name of the club is called 'Bad Movie Club') the movie is entitled 'Black Supa Man'. No I didn't misspell super, honest to God it's spelled 'supa'.

This movie is so terrible you can't even imagine it. If you have the stomach for it, I dare anyone to watch it all the way through.

 

[The_Night_Walker]

The Seed Made by UWE BOL Nothing more needs to be said