Worst Names For A Stripper

[Paularius]

Broccoli doesn't sound very attractive now does it?

And if there isn't anyone around who gets that, I'll say this Escapist:

That was from the terry pratchett's diskworld book wasnt it haha. Cant think of the name of the book now. Thud?

 

[Mr. Socky]

I think I've got a good one.

"Her" name is Ackbar. You should be able to guess why.

It's a trap!
OT: Bert. It's like Bertha. Only it reminds one not only of old, but of sweaty guys in car shops. The only thing more disturbing with a male stripper with that name would be a female stripper. Seriously. She-Bert.
...maybe that's just me.

 

[Sir Broccoli]

Broccoli doesn't sound very attractive now does it?[/center]

OI! I take offense to that!

Anyway, OT: Your mother's name.

 

[quantumsoul]

Chlamydia

The name just rolls off the tongue.

 

[Tomo Stryker]

Peggy...

Ya let that one seep into your imagination.

 

[Aetera]

A stripper with your own name, or a close variation of your name(aka Carl and Carla) just seems like it would be awkward.

Granny Goodbang. Keeping in with the theme of the thread.

Though that could probably be all kinds of hot to somebody.

I know someone who would LOVE to have a stripper with that name.

Spoiler

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Ursula

Just ew.

 

[cryogeist]

AIDS

yup this right here

 

[Tharwen]

'Hippopotamus'

What? It's true!

It wasn't Gladice it was GladOS. Silly.

GLaDOS is an acronym.

Generated
Life
and
Disc
Operating
System

Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, I think you'll find.

Also, it's almost always spelt Gladys.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Hulk Hogan.

 

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

Three nipple Joe.

It's a bad name for any rottweiler

 

[drbarno]

Someone who shares the same last name as yours.

 

[Throwitawaynow]

Darth Vader... it always ends up being your dad.

 

[Sethran]

C'mon folks, let's get a little bit more creative. Remember, a traditional stripper's name is one word, something catchy and memorable, so let's go with...

Entropy.

Yeah, would you want Entropy grinding up on you?

 

[superbatranger]

Alright gentlemen, give it up for the lovely, sexy, and beautiful Bob!

 

[Ima842]

Connie Lingus or Elsa capuntas.
EDIT: ooh oh i have another one, Nihlism
EDIT2:Sloppy papy

 

[captainkrunch]

chuck

 

[cybran]

Granny Bacon

=|

 

[ProtoChimp]

Keith. Man or woman the name Keith is just... ugh, no offence to any Keiths out there.

 

[TheMadTypist]

Broccoli doesn't sound very attractive now does it?

And if there isn't anyone around who gets that, I'll say this Escapist:
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It used to be Candy, but then she found out that broccoli is better for you. Gotta love discworld!