Worst Names For A Stripper

[DatCracker]

Worst stripper name is technically mine?
You know how you find out your stripper name if you use the name of the street you grew up on, and then add it to the name of your first pet?
Well mine is....
*drumroll*
Giddings Itchy.

Har de har har.
It's a horrible name that screams venereal disease.

 

[JacobyPAX]

The Sodomizer or Ambiguous Crotch

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

I think the worst stripper name would be the name of the person their stripping for's mother or sister. It would just be too weird and personal for them to take I think.

 

[Brown Cap]

Sally Two-D**ks

 

[Razzigyrl]

Griselda. Or (I say this with a cringe) Gytha Ogg.

 

[Aulleas123]

Meat-slab

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Syphilis. Sounds sexy... Right?

 

[Jake0fTrades]

CrabCakes.

 

[balanovich]

Polly Esther?

I supposed that actually has some narrow niche appeal.

lol nice!

 

[thrillingsuspense]

Rebecca Black

This is no longer a subjective argument, this is fact. Rebecca Black is the worst stripper name.

 

[Death God]

Mrs. Cookie Goo. That would tell me right off the bat that she had AIDs, several STDs, maybe a few packs of drugs on her...

 

[Ghengis John]

We have been laughing about it since, so in the interest of keeping my own stupid amusement going....what are the worst/funniest possible names you can think of for a stripper?

The worst stage name I could think of for a stripper:

Sticky.

I once encountered a stripper who used the name "Mr Goodcock". It serves it's purpose, but it was so cheesy (the name, not...you know what, never mind...) that it just had me and my friends laughing our arses off.

Then there was the female stripped my friend had for his bachelor party, named "Ruth". Same problem as "Gladice". just sounds too much like an old lady to be seen as sexy.

Gladice? I dunno about Gladice. But I did know a hot Ruth once. All old ladies started young, I'm not saying that is an inherently sexy thing, but despite trends in naming there are young and toothsome Gladices and Ruths running about.

 

[Amondren]

Uncle Dirty Finger

 

[The Magical Hobo]

Mrs. Cookie Goo. That would tell me right off the bat that she had AIDs, several STDs, maybe a few packs of drugs on her...

Also that shes married, and might have kids.

 

[TheDarklite]

Frank.

Or.... No, Frank will suffice.

 

[StormShaun]

Miss. Hardwood...anyone wanna give a go at that one...

 

[The Apothecarry]

Carousel, Priceless, and Walter.

 

[FalloutJack]

-IMPLOSION!-

Ah, give it up, man. Gladice the stripper is probably the best Gladice you'll ever meet, so why rag her for something her parents were responsible for (i.e. the naming)?

The worst stripper name would be Dr. Girlfriend.

(THE MONARCH COMMANDS YOU TO GET THIS JOKE!)

Can I have a cookie if I say Venture Bros.?

Ayyyup.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Polly Esther?

I supposed that actually has some narrow niche appeal.

I loved the Samurai Pizza Cats. I want to watch cartoons now.....

I wonder if Budweiser paid to have the CAPTCHA thing say Alcohol.

 

[NoseDigger]

i feel like a dumbass, but i dont get it. send me a message explaining?

A stripper with the name Destiny is ironic because, as a stripper, you don't really have future. Another (possibly better) one would be Chastity.