Worst Pick-up lines

[Great North]

Is your father a thief? Cuase that's totally my Jetta parked outside.

 

[Panda Mania]

Hehe. OP, your line was actually pretty funny, in a weird, morbidly-random kind of way. I'd go for that line.

A guy at school recently said (not to me): "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants." *facepalm*

 

[Nixzilla]

Thats A Nice Dress You Got There It Would Look Good On The Floor At The Front Of My Bed -Mafia 2

 

[icyneesan]

Me: Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?
Guy/girl: No
Me: *Wink*

 

[Reep]

Are you're parents retarded because you're special..

 

[kouriichi]

"Hey babeh~ You me and a midget makes Three."

It works way better then you think it would too.

 

[Lucifer dern]

hmmm here are the terrible ones people have told me.
"hay are you an electrician? cos i thinck i feel a spark."
"hay do you have a plaster? cos i cut my knee falling for you."

and now my personal favs
"does this rag smell like cloraform"
"roses are red, violets are blue, i have aids. do you want some two?"
"roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, get in the van."

and the worst chat up line ive ever heard
"i smell piss, did u wet ure self?" "no..." "prove it."

 

[zehydra]

"Mining lvls?"

 

[Tirrast]

here is one. walk up to a girl and ask "do you believe in love at first sight?"

Girl/Guy: no

"maybe i should walk by again?"

not very accurate but thats about it.

 

[gaghan]

"do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a foot long."
or
"do you work at a milking plant? Cause you have big teats"

 

[spartan231490]

"how would you like to be the second lady?" god i love that comercial.

 

[Blaze the Dragon]

I don't think I have any good ones from personal experience, but I think the worst possible one that somebody could say is:

"Hey, its not rape if you say yes..."

 

[coldshadow]

guy:"did you know its technicly not rape if you say surprise first?"

girl: "wha-"

guy: "SURPRISE!"

 

[Blatherscythe]

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!" That one got me slapped. Damn you Joe Barbaro! Damn you and your pick up lines!

 

[Paksenarrion]

I like my women like I like my coffee, in a plastic cup. -Eddie Izzard

It's different if you're a beekeeper:

"I like my women like I like my coffee...um...covered in bees!" -Eddie Izzard

OT: Worst pick up lines - "I'm a Mac."

 

[shugo1226]

ok here we go.
my gf (at the time: i dare you to hit on her. say something really stupid too.
mek here goes (i did anything she said, sad i know)
*walks up to her friend* *looks her up and down slowly*
"so if your left leg is thanksgiving, and your right leg is christmas.. can i visit you in between the holidays."

her friend turned so red, we broke up shortly after.

 

[Mimssy]

I wish I was your derivative [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derivative] so I could like tangent to your curves.

I wonder what L'Hopital's rule has to say about limits of me over you...

 

[CrustyOatmeal]

i heard this one at a party from a drunk guys and i couldnt stop laughing after i heard this. i almost fell out of the chair i was in

(with a drunken slur) i'll bee honest with you, my dick is only 2 inches long but i got an 8 inch tongue and i can breath through my ears. want to head on up to my room?

 

[ChewyPizza]

my friend wanted to try

"hey girl, how about I get you pregnant or something?"

 

[Treefingers]

It's too the point, which I like but try this

Spoiler

I have a friend who actually goes up to chicks on a night out and asks "Will you have sex with me tonight?" If they say no, he moves on and repeats. He reckons about 1 in 100 girls will say yes, and that it's just a matter of time before you find her.