Worst Place to take your girlfriend for a date

[Emeli]

your friends house who is the cerial rapeist that she had herad about on the news for a week

"Please don't! I'm a virgin!"

 

[Lord Krunk]

Cobra vs. mongoose fight.

Nonsense! I would so take my girlfriend there.

 

[Nosferatu123]

to your ex girlfriends house

 

[Mockingjay]

What is the worst place you can imagine taking your girlfriend for a first date?
Me? I would have to say either a library or a Monster Truck Rally.

As a girl I would actually screw you on the forst date if you took me to a monster truck rally.

 

[Mozared]

The scrapheap? Your friends' house? A trashmetal concert? (Assuming you and your girl don't normally go to them that is)

 

[Evilbunny]

A sewer. I wouldn't say that a library is a bad place to take your girlfriend, especially if she enjoys reading a lot. She picks out a book and you, buy it for her, like a true gentleman.

I'm not sure you completely understand how a library works...

Damn lingual barriers. I always confuse them with bookstores, becuase in Romanian, the word "bookstore" sounds like "library".

Ah, that's understandable. I do the same thing in spanish.

 

[Evilbunny]

your friends house who is the cerial rapeist that she had herad about on the news for a week

"Please don't! I'm a virgin!"

hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[Matronadena]

A morgue? That sounds pretty weird.

actually even that one would not bother me...I had my hands in plenty of cadavers during Uni, so atleast for me.. If you took me to a morgue I would more or less take it as a erudite interest in biology/forensic anthropology , etc... and lead to some interesting conversations.


now if you drag me there with the hopes of nailing me in a storage compartment THAT is where it goes from interesting, to flat out creepy....

I would make you take me to a strip club and buy there $10 beers that are partly watered down, and put all my attention to the girls on stage just to get back at you

 

[Thanatos34]

A sewer. I wouldn't say that a library is a bad place to take your girlfriend, especially if she enjoys reading a lot. She picks out a book and you, buy it for her, like a true gentleman.

Buy it for her? At a library?

What library do you go to, sir?

Someone else asked me the same things. To which I reply: The language barrier is to blame: In my native language, "bookstore" sounds quite a lot like "library". Hence the confusion.

Not a problem. There are some libraries where you can buy used books, but they are becoming quite rare.

 

[paladinkratos]

your favorite place
Especially if you just met.

 

[Captain Schpack]

Wrestiling, Strip Club, Hooters, Bar, Race, to go see a Horror film. about the last one she'll stay close to your for comfort but if you like some of my friends and think it'd be cool to dress like the killer from movie you went o see and then try to scare your girlfriend. SHE WILL BE mad

 

[0p3rati0n]

A war reenactment unless she's really into history

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

To a hospital to see what childbirth is like
After that, dont expect any sex whatsoever

 

[lacktheknack]

Visiting Grandma. In the nasty, unsanitary dementia ward. With that CREEPY roommate...

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

Cobra vs. mongoose fight.

That would actually be pretty awesome.

 

[Squedee]

Let's see....worst place I've seriously taken girlfriends to.

-Parent's house (My mom is way too nice for her own good...comes off as scary, and my dad is a stone wall of emotion)
-Dorm room right after my roommate had apparently had a...wild night, I'll say, with his lady friend.
-An elevator that was stuck for two hours with just the two of us inside it.
-A friend's house where I had somewhat of a...fling with his sister a few nights while he was out of town.

And finally, the picnic from hell. I decided to take her out at midnight to an empty park and have a romantic, candle lit picnic in the grass. The blanket caught on fire, she stepped barefoot in dog crap, nearly got electrocuted in the park bathroom trying to clean up the dog crap, and finally, learned the hard way that the sprinklers turn on in the park around 2 A.M every Saturday night.

Most of those places ended in break ups...especially the elevator one, though one of those scenarios ended in a much, much happier outcome.

I disagree with the elevator

 

[massau]

a place where her ex or mine ex eat

 

[The_Chief]

Meat factory.

you mean inside my pants?

a 4chan convention.
jail.
my creepy friends house.
the movies with like 10 other people.
mars.