Worst Place to take your girlfriend for a date
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A LARP day will scare your girlfriend away
actually that would scare me away to.... but whatever
and to completely allianate a date a recommend taking her to sect meeting....at night....with human sacrifices...and scream about having brought fresh meat towards the rather scary looking sect members
actually that would scare me away to.... but whatever
and to completely allianate a date a recommend taking her to sect meeting....at night....with human sacrifices...and scream about having brought fresh meat towards the rather scary looking sect members
Under the boardwalk.
Whenever I hear that song I picture the local boardwalk, which is just a few inches above the surface of the marsh. You would pretty much have to keep your face pressed against the boards to breathe. And I don't know if there are leeches in there or not.
Whenever I hear that song I picture the local boardwalk, which is just a few inches above the surface of the marsh. You would pretty much have to keep your face pressed against the boards to breathe. And I don't know if there are leeches in there or not.
A sex shop, specifically one that sells all that is needed for today's active dominatrix. She'll soon realise that I am (subtley) hinting that while beautiful, gentle, peaceful and soft love making is a good way to express ones love and commitment to another person.... black leather, whips, chains, swearing, brutal savage lust and candle wax is soooo much more... stimulating.
Yeah... most girlfiends I've had don't like it when I ask them to whip me, spit in my face and tell me I'm scum.
Unfotrunatley I only ever seem to attract the 'nice ones'.
(*sigh*)
Yeah... most girlfiends I've had don't like it when I ask them to whip me, spit in my face and tell me I'm scum.
Unfotrunatley I only ever seem to attract the 'nice ones'.
(*sigh*)
