Worst Place to take your girlfriend for a date

Knaas

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To your paroleofficer.... Where you CANT say youre toghether, because of the murder on your ex, You sick twisted scum!

Or maybe to a facinating place, called The Pit!
 

xChevelle24

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Worst places, in my mind:

If she is the sporty type of girl: Take her to a Lamb of God concert, she will love that. Then for dessert make sure you take her to a LAN party with all of your Xbox friends!

If she is the 'emo', music loving girl: Take her to a golf tournament, then suprise with tickets to the Orioles vs Blue Jays game. She will just fall over in excitement.

If she is black: Take her to a klan rally, but make sure she is blind-folded and tell her she might be "participating" in the events that are happening at this special 'bonfire'

If she is a slut: Take her to the abortion clinic. Or the doctor's office; whichever one's closer.

That's about all that I can musker up right about now.
 

Knonsense

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deewank said:
the back of that weird guy freds van to see a documentary about koalas
He's actually a good guy when you get to know him. Just don't look in his glove compartment.

I'd have to say either a magic tournament, a doughnut shop, or hell.

Actually hell might be kind of nice. She might hold my hand.
 

LANCE420

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elitepie931 said:
...at a strip club.
>->...Yeah.
(Depends if she is fun.)

The worst is McDonalds for dinner, and making her watch you play poker at the casino. I happened to notice this isn't very successful,unless i win.
 

LeonLethality

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A night on the town
by night I mean drink
by on I mean at
by the, I mean... the
by town I mean bar
by bar I mean, she doesnt drink >.>
 

goatzilla8463

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i once took my girl-friend to the cinema.... but there was a twist.

a couple of my friends tagged along and made it so unbearably annoying that she dumped me. apparently because i have "bad taste in friends".

i hate them forever.
 

Evil the White

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joalics said:
Home, to your parents
Damn, I was thinking of that all the way through

A gaming club, with all the little soldiers and everything
But if she's one of those girls that like that sort of thing:
Introduce her to all the teens that go there, and ask if she minds coming back with them.