Worst product names ever...

[stabnex]

There's a deli in a nearby town whose every product is labled, "Ted's Meat"

And yes, their sign used to read "Nobody Beats Ted's Meat".

 

[YurdleTheTurtle]

Hands down, the Wunder Boner. I mean, really?

Watch the infomercial, you may get a laugh out of it.

 

[Leesee]

"Fanny pack"... it implies something completely different in Britain.

and what exactly does it imply? (excuse my understanding of a culture on the other side of the globe... im still young)

"Fanny" is a crude word for "female genitalia". So... yeah.

I;m sorry but thats Brilliant

 

[Hazy]

'Nuff said.

 

[The Shrubbery Demander]

ShamWOW! Oh come on! ShamWOW!

 

[keybird]

The Wunder Boner

 

[A random person]

Really more of a service, but Go Daddy. The service seems like it provides nice, cheap web hosting, but the sleazy name and commercials ruin it.

The Tiddy Bear

Go ahead, say it out loud.
...Or just watch the infomercial.

Spoiler: Here's a youtube poop I found of the infomercial.

 

[Silly_Billy]

Not really a product but there is a fruit called the rape seed. Surprisingly not used in Ruthies

 

[Left4Meds]

Hands down, the Wunder Boner. I mean, really?

Watch the infomercial, you may get a laugh out of it.

Freakin Ninja'd

 

[SteakHeart]

The Wunder Boner is pretty bad.

Agreed. However, it fits, too. I would buy it if I was into fishing.

 

[Rigs83]

In my neighborhood there's a Chinese restaurant called Pu Pu's. It's named after the platter but still who wants Pu Pu's tonight? Especially since the new owners make it lousy.

Spoiler: For the best stuff head to Engrish.com

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[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I win.


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[Aerodynamic]

The Tiddy Bear

Go ahead, say it out loud.
...Or just watch the infomercial.

Damn
Ninja'd

 

[lacktheknack]

There's a barber shop around here called Curl Up and Dye... or is that the BEST name ever?

 

[Blackadder51]

There's a barber shop around here called Curl Up and Dye... or is that the BEST name ever?

Wait....

Wasn't that in the Blues Brothers?

 

[BuckminsterF]

Brookshire's Family Tea-bags

 

[Nargleblarg]

The Tiddy Bear

Go ahead, say it out loud.
...Or just watch the infomercial.

Just to clear things up I hope you know that that's a skit from the tv show Saturday Night Live and not a real product.

 

[Nargleblarg]

There's a barber shop around here called Curl Up and Dye... or is that the BEST name ever?

Wait....

Wasn't that in the Blues Brothers?

It was a barbershop in Fable 2 also.