Worst product names ever...

[Leesee]

Shovit
lol great name lol

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

'Nuff said.

Yeah Bawls takes the cake. I can honestly say I have drank bawls though, it's not that good.

 

[leviathanmisha]

There is this drink I've seen around here called "Muscle Milk"

It's creepy, cause I really don't wanna know what the hell is in it...

Also that damn Berry and Cream Dr. Pepper...reminds me of that stupid Starburst commercial...I think it was Starburst...

 

[FeralPhantom]

There's a barber shop around here called Curl Up and Dye... or is that the BEST name ever?

Hey, I passed a barber shop called that on my way to South Carolina last summer, my sister took a picture of the sign.

 

[Lord Thodin]

'Nuff said.

I agree 100%. I dont like the way the stuff tastes. I know its a marketing ploy but its just so dumb........

 

[Lukeje]

Lurpack Spreadable.

They could have saved time by removing the spreadable bit. It's no more spreadable than ordinary butter.

They add oil to it to make it more spreadable. When you say it's "no more spreadable than ordinary buttrer", are you comparing it to other "spreadable" butters, or to actual butter? 'Cos there's a large difference in spreadability (though they are generally not as spreadable as margarines, which have a lot more oil). If there's no difference, then your fridge may be too cold, in which case you're freezing it...

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Stool Softener.

The name made me go "what?!", as did the premise. Surely there's better ways to achieve the end result than using a pill?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Well, my vote goes for the KGB
it's the name for the Knowledge generation bureau. A text based question answer service
but maybe they could have picked a better acronym

 

[Gardenclaw]

Lurpack Spreadable.

They could have saved time by removing the spreadable bit. It's no more spreadable than ordinary butter.

They add oil to it to make it more spreadable. When you say it's "no more spreadable than ordinary buttrer", are you comparing it to other "spreadable" butters, or to actual butter? 'Cos there's a large difference in spreadability (though they are generally not as spreadable as margarines, which have a lot more oil). If there's no difference, then your fridge may be too cold, in which case you're freezing it...

I wasn't comparing it to other butters. It's just advertised as spreadable. But it doesn't. It just stays in a lump and rips the bread to bits. also no i haven't been freezing it. Flora solved the problem anyway by bringing out flora buttery. Which is a margarine whch actually tastes of butter and therefore meets all toast/sandwich requirements .

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I have to say Spotted Dick.

 

[gigastrike]

The iBeat: Blaax

(I think it was real)

 

[Sejs Cube]

Fat back. its bacon but.... it sounds so vile. I got that from some comedian.

Fat back is some truly nasty shit. It's fat. Literally, that's all it is. It's brined and fried pork fat from a pig's back.

Bacon, proper bacon, comes from the meat of a pig's underbelly. Fat back is, and I say this with no prevarication, fried slabs of lard.

 

['-_-]

In China, I once saw a clothing shop called "Scats" and a juice bar called "CaCa's".

 

[Timotei]

Tentacle Grape, maybe?

BLASPHEMY!!

*takes a sip*

OT: AYDS

I dare someone to watch the commercial and not laugh.

 

[Segadroid]

There's a product in my country called 'uierzalf'(it's Dutch). The product is supposed be smeared on skin allergy.

Translated the right way, it's called 'udder-liniment'.

'Udder-liniment'

Okay, wtf!

 

[Erja_Perttu]

not quite a product name, but one groan worthy chippy near me is called 'The Codfather'.

 

[Scaysie]

http://www.pussydrinks.com/

This energy drink amuses me...

 

[Asciotes]

there's a restaurant near where I live called Jack Astors.

 

[Timeforunleash]

Ayd's is one.
Mycok (some pills: 'Ask your doctor is Mycok is right for you)

Just watch some stuff on the failblog and you'll find tons of those!