Worst puns ever!
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That's it, I can't take it anymore. I'm calling the police and you are ALL going to the pun-itentiary. Where they will administer pun-icillin.
What did one canibal say to the other after eating the clown?
Did that taste funny to you?
What did one canibal say to the other after eating the clown?
Did that taste funny to you?
My friend evan was doing pretty bad at snowboarding, and we were only about halfway down the hill. I said "It's all downhill from here." That was just bad. Here's another: "You can tune a guitar, but you can't tune a fish." say that out loud if you don't get it.
"Yu Gi now you dont stand a ghost of a chance" - yu gi oh abridged series (you have to see the episode to get it)
two goats break into a movie theater and start eating the film, one goat says to the other "hey this is pretty good", the other goat replies "yeah but the book is better".
two goats break into a movie theater and start eating the film, one goat says to the other "hey this is pretty good", the other goat replies "yeah but the book is better".
What did one saggy breast say to the other? If we don't get support soon, people will think we're nuts!
He drove his car into a lamppost and found out how a Mercedes Benz
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall
He drove his car into a lamppost and found out how a Mercedes Benz
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall
hmmmm... this is strange... the name of my thread has been changed from "WORST. PUN. EVARRRRR!" to "Worst pun."... how comes??? anyone know?
damn, i feel like my acounts been stolen or something... bit like when someone stole my juggling clubs :S
EDIT: maybe a mod didn't like that the title gave off too much attention? i've changed it to be less attention seeking but not sound so wierd now
damn, i feel like my acounts been stolen or something... bit like when someone stole my juggling clubs :S
EDIT: maybe a mod didn't like that the title gave off too much attention? i've changed it to be less attention seeking but not sound so wierd now
"Why so serious?"
(The Dark Knight was a great movie)
ok real pun:
"uhg. im bored"
"oak or cherry?"
(The Dark Knight was a great movie)ok real pun:
"uhg. im bored"
"oak or cherry?"
Everyone at the potato contest got a potato clock and left at nine.
Only makes sense when read out loud. Though still terrible.
Only makes sense when read out loud. Though still terrible.
I'm sure I have loads of awful puns stuck in my head but I actually can't access them right now Damn brain always does this to me.
Damn brain always does this to me.
Did you hear about the tanker full of burgundy painted that crashed on the deserted island? The entire crew was marooned! Bahaha
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!
What's the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!
What's the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito!
Thirds the motion.FrankDux said:ha...same here actually.Thediscoducky said:@ AuntyEthel
I didn't get it
Whobajube, I'm going to start using that fly mosquito one.