Worst "side character" in gaming?

[gamegod25]

In all fairness to Sheva, Chris is just as bad when you play AS Sheva.

Yeah fair enough. Then I'll just say RE5's partner AI.

 

[Yokomitsu]

Dom on insane in Gears 2. Caused mutliple fails.

i second that, on single player he never f#$%ing revived me, just ran passed....

 

[Darkintent]

Every retarded NPC ally in COD 5! They just love to shove you out if cover into some bullet ownage

 

[Altorin]

Chang from Double Dragon 2

 

[Vrex360]

Oh, and Chip, from Sonic Unleashed. I wanted to kill that fucking bastard.

Amen.

 

[Teraj]

i dunno
that dog in fable 2 pisses me off
not the worst side character
just annoyed the shit out of me

 

[Hyperactiveman]

I didn't acutally mind Dom in Gears 2... But ona small number of ocaisions in gears 1 he just walked into the darkness where the krill could ge him and he also just gets raped by the Bezerkers or the boomers by not dodging.

But really I hate all games in which you have to keep someone alive that doesn't do what you tell them or what you can't tell them leaving me yelling at the screen "DON'T GO OVER THERE YOU FAG!" in frustration.

 

[Bocca]

That ***** in MGS 2. Can't remember her name, but ya'll know what I mean. That chick who the gamer was supposed to be attracted to, but instead of liking her you just got annoyed of her whining.

 

[I III II X4]

"Dang, they're on me!" "AAAAHH!! Help me!" "Crud! They're right behind me!"

StarFox 64...god if I didn't (and still do) love that game...but when I'm prioritizing the survival of the Great Fox, they should be able to save their own asses...but nooooo.

Next up, any ally AI from Phantasy Star Universe, I've watched them run headlong into fireballs, traps, enemies, the wall...this was really just bad AI, but it didn't help that they weren't likeable.

 

[Vincent V]

Your Entire "Squad" that occasionally follows you in Half-Life 2. the just stood in doorways and trapped me in thee room!!

 

[Cheesebob]

The companion cube...

That little box didn't even bother saving himself

 

[Socken]

The companion cube...

That little box didn't even bother saving himself

Nooo! The companion cube was awesome!

I dunno if you can count that, but in Fallout 3, the kid you have to escort from Little Lamplight to Big Town (Sappy? Pappy?). I mean he was supposed to be annoying but when that giant radscorpion was chewing on his buttocks I couldn't help but laugh hysterically.

I suppose I could've told him to shut up but that would've felt like giving in to him.

 

[The Great JT]

Navi from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It was the equivalent of a flying cheese grater attached magnetically to my face having to interact with that...thing.

 

[Vrex360]

The companion cube...

That little box didn't even bother saving himself

Hark!! Do I hear thou darest to speak ill of the mighty companion cube? Gentlemen I declare heresy, all praise to the mighty Companion Cube. Never shalt a mere man of flesh and blood ever compare to the glory of the companion cube.

Nah I'm kidding. But seriously long live the companion cube (sort of)

 

[Quantana]

i dont think it counts but fuck it. dogmeat from fallout 3, because i loved him the second whe met and he broke my hart every time he died.

and the friendely A.I in Left 4 dead ,damm i hate those guys.

 

[Cymbal Monkey]

Rosemary in MGS2

 

[Kiutu]

you've said it already. navi from OoT was infuriating.

another two annoying ones were falco and slippy from lylat wars. slippy because he kept DYING and falco because he was an ungrateful piece of shit.

Well if they would learn to be skillfull and do their own work. No one helps Fox when HE is being chased, why should he help everyone else!?

 

[Booze Zombie]

Fiona from Mercenaries 2. Fuck, I hate that *****.
She doesn't come along with you, but the rate at which she talks, she might as well have.

 

[Kajt]

Dogmeat, get the fuck out of the line of fire! (Or any other side character from Fallout.)

Your AI teammates in COD 4. I try to shoot an enemy and I kill one of my team causing me to fail and restart.

And this, although it didn't happen that often for me.

 

[Halceon]

Each and fucking every escortable in C-dogs. Those bastards need special written invitations to walk through a door.

Otherwise it's a good thing i play almost exclusively games that let me control all of my allies.