Worst Superhero Name

[etherlance]

Cyclops

I mean does anyone actually like that guy......he has the most boring power of all the X-men and always gets his arse kicked, yet he is somehow the leader of the team?


Captain Orgasmo
sweet hero but the name could be better somehow.

 

[Eldarion]

Gun man. He fights with a gun. Is arch rival is the Melee'er.

How exactly would a melee fighter be the arch rival of a gun fighter? Does he have ninja teleportation powers?

They were friends since Kindergarten but, when they were fighting over a dude (Their gay) they broke up. Melee man didn't want to use guns like Gun man. So he uses throwing knifes and has SWORN VENGEANCE FOR GUN MAN STEALING A GUY WHO BROKE UP WITH HIM 2MINS LATER!

Tell the rest of the story, this is getting good.

 

[Orwellian37]

Captain Tromboner

 

[Mana Fiend]

The Flash sounds like his power should involve high-speed nudity.

EDIT: And of course the worst I can think of is the Muffler. I'm usually so good at smut too...

 

[chstens]

Captin Dynamic. Cookie for who ever gets the refrence.

Ah, the first Rooster Teeth Live Action shorts, WHo wants his missions to become progressively easier while becoming more and more lucrative.

 

[dfcrackhead]

Superman....Theres NO imagination to it. "So, whats your super hero name going to be?" "Hmm...I'm a SUPER hero and a MAN...How about Heroguy? Nah...Superman!!"

EDIT: It could only be worse if his name was "I-fly-around-and-kick-bad-guy-ass-in-tights-and-a-cape Guy"

 

[mogamer]

The Fluffer.

Wouldn't be bad to me if it was a female charactor!

 

[NorthernTrooper]

Captin Dynamic. Cookie for who ever gets the refrence.

Fellow RoosterTeeth fan, I salute you!

 

[0z0wen]

Captin Dynamic. Cookie for who ever gets the refrence.

Ah, the first Rooster Teeth Live Action shorts, WHo wants his missions to become progressively easier while becoming more and more lucrative.

Here is your free e-cookie handle with care ;D

 

[CaptainKoala]

Lawyerman. At day, he wears a suit and is just a regular lawyer. But when there is a cry for help he rips off his suit only to reveal another suit and springs into action.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Captain Obvious, you see him coming from a mile off.

Mr. Apathy, he doesn't care about you anyway.

The Activist, devoted to so many causes he contradicts himself thoroughly and is defeated
before setting foot outside his lair.

Bag-Boy, able to leap shopping carts in a single bound, if his manager isn't watching....

Ineffective Man... nuff said.

 

[Lawyer105]

She-man.




Let's not take that one any further...

 

[nonl33t m4st3r]

I once came across a book who starred a "super hero" named Moisture Man.

 

[blackwlf]

Cyclops

I mean does anyone actually like that guy......he has the most boring power of all the X-men and always gets his arse kicked, yet he is somehow the leader of the team?

He's got portals to another dimension in his eyes, how is that not awesome?

Also, is anyone else reading this thread having flashbacks to Whose Line?

 

[pauloalbatross]

Sticky Tape Boy - he helps people who have problems with sellotape (lost ends, it sticking together, etc.)

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Cyclops

I mean does anyone actually like that guy......he has the most boring power of all the X-men and always gets his arse kicked, yet he is somehow the leader of the team?

He's got portals to another dimension in his eyes, how is that not awesome?

Also, is anyone else reading this thread having flashbacks to Whose Line?

Yes, the old school BBC version...
And Cyclops is a douchebag, married Jean Grey's "evil" twin clone, dumped her and her new baby because Grey came back from the dead, didn't even care that she went nuts because of it and tried to murder a crapload of innocent babies and loosed demons on the world, then married Jean, then dumped her for the White Queen. Also allowed Apocalypse to infect his son, sent him to the future where Apocalypse ruled to get "cured" and subsequently put the kid thru hell. Aside from a few other douchebag things...

 

[enzilewulf]

Gun man. He fights with a gun. Is arch rival is the Melee'er.

How exactly would a melee fighter be the arch rival of a gun fighter? Does he have ninja teleportation powers?

They were friends since Kindergarten but, when they were fighting over a dude (Their gay) they broke up. Melee man didn't want to use guns like Gun man. So he uses throwing knifes and has SWORN VENGEANCE FOR GUN MAN STEALING A GUY WHO BROKE UP WITH HIM 2MINS LATER FOR MELEE MAN!!

Tell the rest of the story, this is getting good.

Well okay.

So mad from the break up Gun man went and scoped out where Melee man and the "man" were kissing.. Well Gun man Sniped the "man". Killing him. Then with Melee mans tight shorts and pink spiked hair and rage he pulled out a throwing knife and Threw it right into the barrel of the sniper. Then Gun man took out his pistol's and fired at Meele man but melee man took out his Katana's and deflected the bullets. Then gun man hit Melee man in the face with his Ak-57.. Looking down he said Fuck you and left assuming he was dead. Yet Lesbo wonder found him and healed him in her lesbian condo. Now he seeks vengeance for his lost lover and the scar that is on his face. TO BE CONTINUED.

 

[Eldarion]

Gun man. He fights with a gun. Is arch rival is the Melee'er.

How exactly would a melee fighter be the arch rival of a gun fighter? Does he have ninja teleportation powers?

They were friends since Kindergarten but, when they were fighting over a dude (Their gay) they broke up. Melee man didn't want to use guns like Gun man. So he uses throwing knifes and has SWORN VENGEANCE FOR GUN MAN STEALING A GUY WHO BROKE UP WITH HIM 2MINS LATER FOR MELEE MAN!!

Tell the rest of the story, this is getting good.

Well okay.

So mad from the break up he went and scoped out where Melee man and the "man" were kissing.. Well Gun man Sniped the "man". Killing him. Then with Melee mans tight shorts and pink spiked hair and rage he pulled out a throwing knife and Blew his sniper to pieces. Then Gun man took out his pistol's and fired and melee man took out his Katana's and deflected the bullets. Then gun man hit Melee man in the face with his pistol.. Looking down he said Fuck you and left assuming he was dead. Yet Lesbo wonder found him and healed him in her lesbian condo. Now he seeks vengeance for his lost lover and the scar that is on his face. TO BE CONTINUED.

What the lover dies? The sniper getting killed? I likes this series back before it decided to get gritty and "dark".

 

[Gameslayer_93]

He-Man.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Spoiler: I don't want to offend anyone but I just think this is hilarious. Sorry if anyone clicks it and finds it offensive

The Queero! The gayest super hero you'll ever see.