Worst Superhero Name

[Mr. Omega]

Let's see... I have a lot of POWER and I'm a MAN. *Lightbulb of inspiration* I am... POWERMAN! (Yes I know there was a Powerman.)

I am a vigilante, so I will call myself... VIGILANTE! (Also a real name)

And my favorite stupid name; I use my powers to LOOT from banks. I am THE LOOTER! (I'm not kidding, people.)

Still, some names must lead to some strange conversations:
Grunt: Boss, Green Arrow showed up, and he's shooting arrows at us!
Boss: Well, duuuuuuh! What did you think a guy named Green Arrow would shoot?

Criminal: I'm in a web! Spiderman put me here!
Cop: A guy gets caught in a web? Gee, who else could have put you there, The freakin' Hulk?

Human Torch: I'm the Human Torch! FLAME ON! *Catches fire*
Minion 1: Oh my god! He burst into flames!
Minion 2: His name is the HUMAN TORCH! What the hell did you THINK he was gonna do?

 

[Nick-O]

Girlyman

 

[nuba km]

calender man

That's a villain in Batman, already.

OT:

Manman.

He's a man. But also...a man!

ya that's where I got him from (holiday themed crimes really?)

 

[Fenix_Santiago]

Burnt face man?

 

[Murfadur1000]

I think everybody is missing the boat.
Its WORST superhero NAMES.
Not SUPERHEROS in general.
SO OBVIOUSLY, The WORST possible superhero name would be:
"Dr. Gooblofdsnjudscdsbavchjdsvabvbnixbhsubfgvcyudbvudb-111113-hcnuidsnvybnbcsinac III"
Hell, maybe even...
"IM A SUPERHERO-MAN"
or possibly even...
"HEY GUYS MY SECRET IDENTITY IS JOHNATHAN R. BELLOWS. BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, HUH? LAD"

Here are a couple stupid-hero ideas anyways.

Blind-Boy: With the amazing power to be super duper blind.
Captain Limbless: Watch him save the day...without doing a god damn thing.
Supuh Sexii Woman: With the uncanny ability to be really, REALLY sexy......or not!
CAPTAIN GUY MAN: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/mrspinich/captain-guy-man
The Doer: HE DOES!
The "Oops! Oh well!" Lion: Oops! Oh well!
Bloaty: Foaming at the mouth at the speed of mouth foamation.

Hmm...but the worst NAME for a superhero is the goal.

 

[Murfadur1000]

LOL
nemesis is Bastard Man?
XD

 

[Murfadur1000]

LOL
nemesis is Bastard Man?
XD

 

[Terminate421]

Captain Hero
Captain Planet

 

[sageoftruth]

Gun man. He fights with a gun. Is arch rival is the Melee'er.

How exactly would a melee fighter be the arch rival of a gun fighter? Does he have ninja teleportation powers?

Watch Yojimbo.

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

Man Human. Nuff said

 

[sageoftruth]

Fetish Man. All quirky supervillains tremble with fear. Those who mess with Fetish Man condemn themselves to years in prison, followed by a lifetime in embarassing fanfiction.

Fetish man's catchphrase: "Rule 34 is coming to take you down!"

 

[sageoftruth]

Gun man. He fights with a gun. Is arch rival is the Melee'er.

How exactly would a melee fighter be the arch rival of a gun fighter? Does he have ninja teleportation powers?

They were friends since Kindergarten but, when they were fighting over a dude (Their gay) they broke up. Melee man didn't want to use guns like Gun man. So he uses throwing knifes and has SWORN VENGEANCE FOR GUN MAN STEALING A GUY WHO BROKE UP WITH HIM 2MINS LATER FOR MELEE MAN!!

Tell the rest of the story, this is getting good.

Well okay.

So mad from the break up Gun man went and scoped out where Melee man and the "man" were kissing.. Well Gun man Sniped the "man". Killing him. Then with Melee mans tight shorts and pink spiked hair and rage he pulled out a throwing knife and Threw it right into the barrel of the sniper. Then Gun man took out his pistol's and fired at Meele man but melee man took out his Katana's and deflected the bullets. Then gun man hit Melee man in the face with his Ak-57.. Looking down he said Fuck you and left assuming he was dead. Yet Lesbo wonder found him and healed him in her lesbian condo. Now he seeks vengeance for his lost lover and the scar that is on his face. TO BE CONTINUED.

Just a question... how can he be Melee if he throws knives? Aren't throwing knives ranged?

I suppose he could use the knives to disarm Gun man before charging in for the kill/maim.

 

[drbarno]

The Flash sounds like his power should involve high-speed nudity.

EDIT: And of course the worst I can think of is the Muffler. I'm usually so good at smut too...

No, I think you are confusing him with the Flasher.


OT I think this guy is it.


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net [http://www.explosm.net/]

 

[esperandote]

Worst super hero group name

"What do you say Sheldon are we your X-men?"
"No, the X in X-Men stants for the X in Charles Xavier, since my name is Sheldon Cooper you will be my C-Men"

 

[Verlander]

Batman. Wanna be a bat, a blind rodent who only flies at night to eat bugs? Oh wait you can't fly? Wait, does that make you the only member of the Justice League without powers? Oh you're rich. At least you could do something with that money, like make a suit of superpowered flying armour and bone hot women. No? Rather be emo and whine over dead parents? At least there was an awesome film about you... no wait, there was an average film cashing in on an actors death, an actor who wasn't even playing you. Fuck off and die Batman, fuck off and die

 

[Eatbrainz]

The Limp Cock.

 

[Blame]

The Evil Emporer Fabulous.

So far my favourite has to be this one, you made me spill my drink, Sir.

Captain Bloodloss

 

[Hazz_11]

Burnt Face Man =D

 

[Antitonic]

Spoiler: Sorry if anyone finds this one offensive...

Fellatio Girl - There'd be chaos in the streets!
"Stop there, criminals! Or else I'll..."

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Person man, person man.
Got hit on the head with a fryin pan.
Lives his life in a garbage can.
Person man, person man.