Worst Superhero Name

[Fursnake]

Captain Stinkfist...

 

[Fursnake]

The Incredible Pedi-Pope!

 

[Fursnake]

Ultra Molester sponsered by the catholic church

The Incredible Pedi-Pope

sorry, forgot to quote to give props for inspiration...

 

[Benmonkey7]

The Escapist! He always runs away!

 

[Shawshanker]

Steve.

 

[Saargston]

Captain Condensation has to be the moist underwhelming name there is.

 

[Slenn]

Mr. Action

 

[chainer1216]

real: strong guy

made up: appendix-lad, with the power to be as useless as the organ he's named after!

 

[smurf_you]

Captain Bloodloss

THIS lol

also... Paranoid Ma- *looks around and runs*

 

[Blue Musician]

The Tickler.

 

[crudus]

What, did you want the worse super hero name or the worst hero?

Either way I think I can cover both:
Delayed Reaction Man!
Zeke the Illegal Immigrant (too callous?)
Unaware Man
Man

Collateral Damage Man.

Not terrible popular, for some reason.

Aren't they just the Fantastic Four?

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Captain Snickerdoodles.
Commander Woopie.
Dickman.
Gas Man.
Rape Man.
Mansapian.
The Beaver.
Lord Platapus.
Eunch: The Dick-less Wonder
Woman Man.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Captin Dynamic. Cookie for who ever gets the refrence.

I believe this was a short series by the guys at Rooster Teeth, creators of none other then the best thing on the internet since porn, Red vs Blue. Oh wow. 5 pages, huh? I bet a lot of people beat me to that one.

OT: Morman. Defender of the Mormon Faith.

Captain Schrodinger. His lair is a large box, now in custody of the police. His whereabouts are currently unknown.

The Flush. Poker themed costume and weapons.

Dr. Satan. People tend to get a little confused when he arrives to save them from criminals.

Yeah, I got nothing.

 

[I Max95]

villians ussually are named worse than heroes
stilt man, suger man, paste pot pete

but the worst superhero name ive ever heard was
Wonder Man

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Average Man

(my friend wrote an entire comic issue about a superhero named Average Man)

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

The WALLFLOWER!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

OT:

Manman.

He's a man. But also...a man!

No, not the fish scales!

[HEADING=2]Anything but the fish scales![/HEADING]

OT: Sewerman! His aquatic powers only work in filthy water!

 

[Contun]

Need anything else while I'm here?

 

[Dollar Bill]

Captain crippled

 

[Dollar Bill]

Captin Dynamic. Cookie for who ever gets the refrence.

He is from that roosterteeth mini-series! I knew all that time wasted on roosterteeth would come in handy some day!

So... can i haz cookies?