Worst Unlockable Characters

[fix-the-spade]

Fox McCloud's father in Star Fox 64.
no powers, no cool ship,

If you mean expert mode, it's still Fox, just wearing sunglasses.
The actual campaign is harder and if you get to the last section of Venom (when James shows up) you should notice that Fox and James are wearing differently shaped sunglasses.

Or perhaps you should get on with having the life that I never did...

 

[SteinFaust]

Fox McCloud's father in Star Fox 64.
no powers, no cool ship,

If you mean expert mode, it's still Fox, just wearing sunglasses.
The actual campaign is harder and if you get to the last section of Venom (when James shows up) you should notice that Fox and James are wearing differently shaped sunglasses.

Or perhaps you should get on with having the life that I never did...

hahaha, maybe i should... XD
thanks for the correction btw.

 

[Jolly Madness]

Sniper in BF2, it's slower, a hell lot less accurate and it has a smaller clip, it does do a little more damage though, but it still takes two shots on the body or one headshot to kill someone.

 

[Tentunf]

I think they were going for Knicknack. The midget from the man with the golden gun.

 

[tk1989]

The worst unlockable character ever was Boo in SSB for Gamecube. Seriously, it takes forever to get him and then he doesn't even really work once you have him.

You got Boo in Super Smash Bros Melee? did i miss something?

 

[James Raynor]

Falco in SSBB, there really is NO reason for him to be in the game. He moves like Fox, attacks like Fox and has the same smash as Fox, he serves NO purpose. At least Wolf plays a little differently.

He's actually ranked #4 and fox somewhere in the 20s.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Has anyone else seen that terrible rip-off of New Super Mario Bros by PETA? It's called Super Chick Sisters and you could unlock Pamela Anderson to play as once you've beaten the game.

*Shudders*

Can Pamela Anderson attack enemies with her huge knockers? I'm kidding I can't resist.

But seriously, what do they stomp on? Is Paris Hilton in the game, bowser? and Beyonce's like, the goomba?

 

[blood77]

Olimar from SSBB. i just don't like him. i not too bad with him, i can hold my own in a match but i dont think he a very character and his moves mostly suck

I just rolled on the floor when I saw him, but then realized how annoying he was to use. I don't think he is terrible, but really him over Dr.Mario is just unfair. He should have just stayed a trophy, besides has there been a Pikmen game for the Wii?

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Has anyone else seen that terrible rip-off of New Super Mario Bros by PETA? It's called Super Chick Sisters and you could unlock Pamela Anderson to play as once you've beaten the game.

*Shudders*

Can Pamela Anderson attack enemies with her huge knockers? I'm kidding I can't resist.

But seriously, what do they stomp on? Is Paris Hilton in the game, bowser? and Beyonce's like, the goomba?

Haha, no, it's about these two chicks (as in chickens, not girls) saving other chicks from KFC, the 'Goombas' are little Colonel Sanders robots.

They only put Pamela Anderson in there because she's PETA's poster-girl.

 

[Lukeje]

Has anyone else seen that terrible rip-off of New Super Mario Bros by PETA? It's called Super Chick Sisters and you could unlock Pamela Anderson to play as once you've beaten the game.

*Shudders*

Can Pamela Anderson attack enemies with her huge knockers? I'm kidding I can't resist.

But seriously, what do they stomp on? Is Paris Hilton in the game, bowser? and Beyonce's like, the goomba?

Haha, no, it's about these two chicks (as in chickens, not girls) saving other chicks from KFC, the 'Goombas' are little Colonel Sanders robots.

They only put Pamela Anderson in there because she's PETA's poster-girl.

The Escapist ran an article [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/issues/issue_128/2725-Super-Chick-Sisters] on it a while back.
Edit: and now PETA have made a new game... [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/87494-Cooking-Mama-The-PETA-Version]

 

[Cheesebob]

Several of the civilians in Lego Batman are useless, but thew worst unlock was the penguin by far...

Although it is awesome

 

[Twaddlefish]

Gon in Tekken 3.

Suffers from Oddjob Syndrome.

 

[birdbrain18]

in the second naruto gaame you could unlock kibas puppy dog as a charecter to fight all by him self.


he sucked. no speacial finisher move or evaisive dodge jutsu and he couldnt jump.

 

[JJDWilson]

Marth in SSBB...who cares? Also, why have three characters from Starfox with exactly the same final smash?

Also, did anybody ever use Ash, the incredibly gay (literally) unlockable boss in Bare Knuckle 3? I tried him once, and he sucked (No jump attack, his special attack was just his regular attack but in a flurry, no throws, couldn't use weapons...need I go on?).

I'm sorry? Are we in Japan. I don't think we're in Japan. Unless we're in Japan you will call it 'streets of rage 3' you god damn communist.

Uh... The Japanese aren't communist. They're a constitutional monarchy like Britain (though they use emperor instead of King/Queen)

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Boss Nass in Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
Mokujin in Tekken 5 - I hate "EdgeMaster" characters, I like to pick a character and use their weapon or fighting style for the match, not switch every round.
Finally, a geeky one, the Wolf and Flying Camera characters in Dragon Ball: Advanced Adventure, although that did have a massive amount of characters for a GBA game though, with like, everyone in the game playable. Seriously, even the random grunts were playable.

 

[MrShrike]

jigglyp(oof)uff from smash bros
basically a kirby clone with a few new moves which do absoulutely nothing.
unless it lands on you..

 

[AceDiamond]

MewTwo in Smash Bros Melee. As far as I know he has no redeeming features. He's slow, imprecise, incredibly weak and the power of his attacks is only average at best. faster (starting) characters like Fox and Cpt Falcon can literally run rings around him/it.

Marth in SSBB...who cares? Also, why have three characters from Starfox with exactly the same final smash?

They don't have the same final smash, they just have very similar final smashes.

No, they're functionally identical. Why couldn't Wolf use his own Ship?

Because anybody who knows anything about the Starfox series knows that Wolf is a rival to the point of trying to prove that he can do anything better than Fox, including stealing plans for the Landmaster and making his own. This builds off in a similiar way to the whole "rivals get new ships since they must prove they have all the advantages" deal in SF64.

Falco in SSBB, there really is NO reason for him to be in the game. He moves like Fox, attacks like Fox and has the same smash as Fox, he serves NO purpose. At least Wolf plays a little differently.

Yes and no. Falco throws his deflector instead of having it generate a field around him. He also falls faster and is, allegedly, stronger. You are right in saying that Wolf plays much differently than either of them though.

Fox McCloud's father in Star Fox 64.
no powers, no cool ship, it's just Fox with sunglasses and the SAME script.
even when Fox hallucinates and sees him.

Sorry but the expert mode unlock is not of James McCloud. it is merely Fox wearing his dad's aviators. This is easy to note given how his voice didn't suddenly change. And I have no idea what would make you think that it was his dad given how, with the same script and all as you said, he's still referred to as Fox.

 

[the protaginist]

Hercule from Legend of Goku 2.great game,they fixed alotta things from the first,but why'd they have to add him?They could've just brung goku back and i'd be happy.or let us play as Cell.

(funny thing is,i haven't played the game in about 3 years,and i still remember how much i hated hercule.)

 

[Uskis]

I would like to second Gon and Doctor B from Tekken 3.. The doctor was completely pointless.. We just got him in order to complete the roster, and be able to show of all the characters to our friends

 

[dekkarax]

Oddjob.

Remember, the absolute #1 Goldeneye House Rule: "No Oddjob".

which neatly follows up to the absolute #1 Timesplitters rule: "No Monkeys"

agreed, chasing a tiny fast monkey around is a real fast way to fall out with someone

It's pretty damn funny when everyone's the monkey though.