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Elurindel

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ChromeAlchemist said:
Elurindel said:
Marth in SSBB...who cares? Also, why have three characters from Starfox with exactly the same final smash?
you sir, need to be burned at the stake you dirty filesharing communist! Marth was the best character in Melee, and even when he got gimped, he is one of the best characters in Brawl! SCUM!
SCUUUUUM!

Ahem. as you can see i love marth. I used to be unbeatable with him in melee, and im damn near unbeatable around my friends with him in brawl. I'll tell you who i am very much beatable with though...Bowser. I never really used him but my GOD did they gimp him something heinous in brawl. he is just such a bad character now.

crap, was he a starter character? because if he was, then ill go for Roy. He was just a fail version of marth in melee. How can you be stronger than marth, but slower and lighter?
Well, that was...harsh.
 

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GloatingSwine said:
Oddjob.

Remember, the absolute #1 Goldeneye House Rule: "No Oddjob".
Every time me and my little brother would play GoldenEye 007, i would have to beat him around the face with a controller during character selection, for, surprise surprise, choosing Oddjob.
 

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the gonk droid in lego star wars. it moves agonizingly slowly, has no attacks and tends to get knocked over or brutally killed every time it moves
 

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The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.
 

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ninjablu said:
The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.
That's Soul Calibur 3 you're talking about, I think.
 

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L4Y Duke said:
ninjablu said:
The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.
That's Soul Calibur 3 you're talking about, I think.
hmm, I don't remember what his actually name was. There was the Berseker and some, like thief/bomber combination. But it was definitely two. I don't own a new console, only my Original xbox.
 

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ninjablu said:
L4Y Duke said:
ninjablu said:
The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.
That's Soul Calibur 3 you're talking about, I think.
hmm, I don't remember what his actually name was. There was the Berseker and some, like thief/bomber combination. But it was definitely two. I don't own a new console, only my Original xbox.
Yup, that's Soul Calibur 3. Those are the Create a Character classes. Thief, Beserker, Rogue, Monk, Saint, Knight...
 

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L4Y Duke said:
ninjablu said:
L4Y Duke said:
ninjablu said:
The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.
That's Soul Calibur 3 you're talking about, I think.
hmm, I don't remember what his actually name was. There was the Berseker and some, like thief/bomber combination. But it was definitely two. I don't own a new console, only my Original xbox.
Yup, that's Soul Calibur 3. Those are the Create a Character classes. Thief, Beserker, Rogue, Monk, Saint, Knight...
2 had the Assassin, Beserker and Lizardman unnamed characters.
 

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the jellyman said:
the gonk droid in lego star wars. it moves agonizingly slowly, has no attacks and tends to get knocked over or brutally killed every time it moves
It's there for comic relief, man.
ninjablu said:
The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.
The three unlockable characters are Beserker, Assassin, and Lizardman. Beserker and Assassin could be considered "mimics" of Astaroth and Yunsung.

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Damn! Graustein beat me to the punch.
 

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Graustein said:
L4Y Duke said:
ninjablu said:
L4Y Duke said:
ninjablu said:
The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.
That's Soul Calibur 3 you're talking about, I think.
hmm, I don't remember what his actually name was. There was the Berseker and some, like thief/bomber combination. But it was definitely two. I don't own a new console, only my Original xbox.
Yup, that's Soul Calibur 3. Those are the Create a Character classes. Thief, Beserker, Rogue, Monk, Saint, Knight...
2 had the Assassin, Beserker and Lizardman unnamed characters.
Thank you. I was just about to go on a small rant about how gaming sequels are likely to carry over some things from previous games, and how SC3 doesn't play on an original Xbox.
 

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Graustein said:
L4Y Duke said:
ninjablu said:
L4Y Duke said:
ninjablu said:
The non-named characters from Soul Caliber 2. Unlocking Cervantes is worthwhile. unlocking "rogue"? not so much.
That's Soul Calibur 3 you're talking about, I think.
hmm, I don't remember what his actually name was. There was the Berseker and some, like thief/bomber combination. But it was definitely two. I don't own a new console, only my Original xbox.
Yup, that's Soul Calibur 3. Those are the Create a Character classes. Thief, Beserker, Rogue, Monk, Saint, Knight...
2 had the Assassin, Beserker and Lizardman unnamed characters.
Oh. I guess that's where they got the Dagger fighting style from in 3.
 

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luigi in Super smash bros. He's been a joke character in nearly all the games (Yes, I know in melee he was an alright character because of his flaming B-up attack, but he's definitely near the lowest on the tier still. He's even worse in brawl and the original. Worse, they run with the strange idea that Luigi is gay, and incorporate that stereotype of weakness into all his attacks. It's rather annoying.

He's actually middle tier.

He's better then the following (According to tier list):

24. Peach
25. Ike
26. Sheik
27. Lucas
28. Ness
29. Mario
30. Pokémon Trainer
31. Samus
32. Yoshi
33. Sonic
34. Jigglypuff
35. Ganondorf
36. Link
37. Captain Falcon[/quote] - quoted

is this a list of the good or bad characters? link, ganondor, samus, ike, lucas, cptn falcon, and shiek are good characters but jigglypuff has been powered down since melee, sonic i just dont like, yoshi, mario and ness are OK and peach is just a complete ***** who i hate, she's really annoying, not just in SSBB but also pretty much every game she's been in, especially Mario Kart, she thinks she's all that when really she's a useless zelda wannabe who... sorry, i'll be quiet now.
 

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Decoy Doctorpus said:
Elurindel said:
Marth in SSBB...who cares? Also, why have three characters from Starfox with exactly the same final smash?

Also, did anybody ever use Ash, the incredibly gay (literally) unlockable boss in Bare Knuckle 3? I tried him once, and he sucked (No jump attack, his special attack was just his regular attack but in a flurry, no throws, couldn't use weapons...need I go on?).
I'm sorry? Are we in Japan. I don't think we're in Japan. Unless we're in Japan you will call it 'streets of rage 3' you god damn communist.
While we are correcting people, Japan isn't a communist country, you are thinking of China.
 

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PureChaos said:
is this a list of the good or bad characters? link, ganondor, samus, ike, lucas, cptn falcon, and shiek are good characters but jigglypuff has been powered down since melee, sonic i just dont like, yoshi, mario and ness are OK and peach is just a complete ***** who i hate, she's really annoying, not just in SSBB but also pretty much every game she's been in, especially Mario Kart, she thinks she's all that when really she's a useless zelda wannabe who... sorry, i'll be quiet now.
That's the "official" tier list. The bottom half. Meta Knight is so far up the top there's talk of banning him in official tournaments.
What should be noted is that the Tiers apply only to the very highest level of play. We're talking insane world championships here, the absolute most that can be squeezed out of these fighters. In the real world, tiers are nonexistant.
 

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Graustein said:
PureChaos said:
is this a list of the good or bad characters? link, ganondor, samus, ike, lucas, cptn falcon, and shiek are good characters but jigglypuff has been powered down since melee, sonic i just dont like, yoshi, mario and ness are OK and peach is just a complete ***** who i hate, she's really annoying, not just in SSBB but also pretty much every game she's been in, especially Mario Kart, she thinks she's all that when really she's a useless zelda wannabe who... sorry, i'll be quiet now.
That's the "official" tier list. The bottom half. Meta Knight is so far up the top there's talk of banning him in official tournaments.
What should be noted is that the Tiers apply only to the very highest level of play. We're talking insane world championships here, the absolute most that can be squeezed out of these fighters. In the real world, tiers are nonexistant.
so they reckon link, ike and captain falcon are bad characters? NO WAY. they rule. meta knight isnt that bad, either, he's one of my good characters.
 

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so they reckon link, ike and captain falcon are bad characters? NO WAY. they rule. meta knight isnt that bad, either, he's one of my good characters.
They're not "bad" per se, it's just that the world's best Ike user doesn't stand a chance against the world's best Meta Knight user, assuming they're as good as they can be.
Obviously there's no way to conclusively prove that, but given the trends in tournaments and the professional opinions of the best players, that's what the tier is.

I'll say it again, this does NOT mean they're bad characters overall. The tier ONLY applies at the highest, most frantic metagame. Below those upper echelons of absolute skill, all bets are off.
 

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PureChaos said:
Graustein said:
PureChaos said:
is this a list of the good or bad characters? link, ganondor, samus, ike, lucas, cptn falcon, and shiek are good characters but jigglypuff has been powered down since melee, sonic i just dont like, yoshi, mario and ness are OK and peach is just a complete ***** who i hate, she's really annoying, not just in SSBB but also pretty much every game she's been in, especially Mario Kart, she thinks she's all that when really she's a useless zelda wannabe who... sorry, i'll be quiet now.
That's the "official" tier list. The bottom half. Meta Knight is so far up the top there's talk of banning him in official tournaments.
What should be noted is that the Tiers apply only to the very highest level of play. We're talking insane world championships here, the absolute most that can be squeezed out of these fighters. In the real world, tiers are nonexistant.
so they reckon link, ike and captain falcon are bad characters? NO WAY. they rule. meta knight isnt that bad, either, he's one of my good characters.
Well, he said Meta Knight was one of the best characters.
and personally, I find Link, Ike and Capt. Falcon to be slow and honestly, not very strong to compensate.
by the way, arent we going a little off topic?
I found a lot of the clone characters in brawl to be meaningles to unlock, but at least they don't force you into using them (Much)
 

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PsyberGoth said:
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Oddjob.

Remember, the absolute #1 Goldeneye House Rule: "No Oddjob".
Thats why I always carried a rocket launcher. He may be a fucking midget, but he cant dodge explosions.
Oddjob a midget? He's supposed to be huge.
No, that's Jaws.
Really? I thought oddjob was the big asian dude. Been a long time since I've watched a bond flic, but I coulda sworn he was as tall as bond at least...
 

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Graustein said:
PureChaos said:
is this a list of the good or bad characters? link, ganondor, samus, ike, lucas, cptn falcon, and shiek are good characters but jigglypuff has been powered down since melee, sonic i just dont like, yoshi, mario and ness are OK and peach is just a complete ***** who i hate, she's really annoying, not just in SSBB but also pretty much every game she's been in, especially Mario Kart, she thinks she's all that when really she's a useless zelda wannabe who... sorry, i'll be quiet now.
That's the "official" tier list. The bottom half. Meta Knight is so far up the top there's talk of banning him in official tournaments.
What should be noted is that the Tiers apply only to the very highest level of play. We're talking insane world championships here, the absolute most that can be squeezed out of these fighters. In the real world, tiers are nonexistant.
I see where you're coming from, but I still find it hard to believe that the best Yoshi player is better than the best Capt. Falcon player. I know he got nerfed in Brawl, but seriously?