Worst Wake Up Ever
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During the night I tend to leave the window open. One night, I forgot the kitchen light on. I woke up at about 4 to go to the bathroom (I drank an entire bottle of cola before going to sleep) only to see an army of moths on the walls. I thought I was hallucinating due to tiredness but nevertheless I armed myself with a book and killed every single little fucker. When morning came I thought it was all a dream until I saw the mutilated insect corpses on my wall.
I once set my alarm tone to this song.
I then hid it somewhere, max volume, in my brother's room.
I then hid it somewhere, max volume, in my brother's room.
Some creepy-sounded man to open my door and speak with his smoke-filled voice:
"wakey wakey sunshine."
It later turned out to be my dad.
"wakey wakey sunshine."
It later turned out to be my dad.
oh no, i wasnt being sarcastic, i was seriously concidering which would be worse, lolCasimir_Effect said:
My sister babysits this one little girl I think shes 4 but that's not important I was sleeping and the girl jumped on my bed landed on my groin causing extreme pain and I couldn't get up because i wasn't wearing clothes at the time -_- so yeah that was a really shitty wake up.
I was taking a nap on my sister's couch. A couple of my female friends stopped by and decided to play a prank. They soaked one of their feminine products in red food coloring, dangled it by the string in front of my face, and then shook me awake.
I had an interview for a university course (not one I particularly wanted to go to) but anyway I woke up and the sun was shining through the window. I jump out of bed and sprint towards the shower yelling "Fuck, it's ten O'clock!" I get halfway down the hall before realising I'm still naked. So I run back into my bed THEN I decide to look at my clock and realise it's only 6:00 *Facepalm
Waking up in a hospital bed with my stomach drained, after a night of drinking so much I had almost lethal levels of alcohol in my blood.
I've got a couple of stories.
The first I had this alarm clock that had an obnoxiously bright green light, and my dog decided it was a good idea to put his head 2 inches from my face and stare at me with this clock turned to face him with its eerie green glow... I woke up in quite a shock and all he could do was wag his tail that i was awake.
Second in college i had severe sleep schedule issues, sleeping from like 4pm - 7pm and then again from 6am -10am, well right after I'd laid down and fallen asleep I wake up to loud banging and loud screeching, they had a fire alarm and the fire dept came to wake me up in my room. apparently I was "dead"...
lastly my first roommate in college went to bed awfully early like 8pm for the evening and a friend from across the hall wanted to play a prank on him so at 10 we put his laptop right next to his head and started playing pronz. well my roommate was straight but apparently very angry at that as he tried to lock the door on me, of course i didn't have my keys on me
The first I had this alarm clock that had an obnoxiously bright green light, and my dog decided it was a good idea to put his head 2 inches from my face and stare at me with this clock turned to face him with its eerie green glow... I woke up in quite a shock and all he could do was wag his tail that i was awake.
Second in college i had severe sleep schedule issues, sleeping from like 4pm - 7pm and then again from 6am -10am, well right after I'd laid down and fallen asleep I wake up to loud banging and loud screeching, they had a fire alarm and the fire dept came to wake me up in my room. apparently I was "dead"...
lastly my first roommate in college went to bed awfully early like 8pm for the evening and a friend from across the hall wanted to play a prank on him so at 10 we put his laptop right next to his head and started playing pronz. well my roommate was straight but apparently very angry at that as he tried to lock the door on me, of course i didn't have my keys on me
I would ask you to test it yourself by repeating my follies but honestly, I can only wish I knew what the hell I did/drank those nights.interspark said:
After the fire alarm when I had to go to lectures I swear half the people I saw on the street said hi to me. I didn't know any of them. Whenever one of them was smiling, it as the single most disconcerting thing that had ever happened to me. It was like they were saying
"Yeah, I know what you did. And you don't. Have fun living with that".
Fuckers
So I'm dreaming that I'm in a dragon's underground lair (too much reading fantasy books) and as I sprint to escape to a conveniently placed ladder my arms fail...
Just as I'm eaten I wake up with both arms inoperable... apparently I was sleeping on them :/
Just as I'm eaten I wake up with both arms inoperable... apparently I was sleeping on them :/
I woke up wo my mum asking me personal questions about my sexuality. Bear in mind I'm not a morning person so my response was something along the lines of "Gburrrgh" As I rolled over and buried my face in the pillow hoping I was dreaming. Turned out she saw my phone had a message on it, thought it may have been important, and seen a rather dirty text from my boyfriend... Not good times, especially seeing as she wanted to discuss it with me right then and there.