Worst zombie film ever...

[Atomicmoo]

Ideal of fast paced zombies are people or our generation doesn't get scared easily anymore. Every time I watch a horror flick I think hey head through the front door and run and run like hell... Don't stop just run one direction, sure take of your cloth if your some double d sized chest chick. But keep running for one direction, that way you live for a long long long time.

Seriously if the world just happened to be infected or whatever and there was a zombie apocalypse( big word), I think most people would survive if zombies just shuffled there way around.

 

[andyandy]

The Passion of the Christ

Ba dum tish!

Oh god, win.

 

[Shadow Law]

The Passion of the Christ

Ba dum tish!

Nice! Good thing he did that 2000 years ago because if a man did that today we would have the shotguns at the ready.

 

[RebelRising]

Zombie movies are kind of crap by definition, aren't they?

You have a bunch of (dead) people stumbling about and groaning and some people get eaten. That's pretty much it.

I don't know where you got that idea. George A. Romero's first three Living Dead movies are rightful classics. Danny Boyle directed a very understated and intense film with 28 Days Later. The sequel wasn't too shabby either. But Romero's stuff is quality. Of course, for every good action/horror movie, there's at least ten stinky ones.

 

[atv_chic_18]

The Dawn of the Dead remake. And the 28 Days/Weeks later set. I'm not a fan of those.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

The Passion of the Christ

Ba dum tish!

Oh god, win.

Ba dum tish! Again!

 

[PirateKing]

I saw this one called Doomed. It's not even worth it. Don't look it up.
Reality show on an island filled with zombies. Convicts sent to survive the island. Winner gets money and a clean slate.
The moral: Biggest jerk wins then gets killed through the polar opposite of deus ex machina.

 

[sky14kemea]

night of the living dead 3

i saw the second one and i thought that was bad, so i havent seen the third, is it that much worse?

 

[Sprogus]

House of the dead. How is that not mentioned?

 

[Shadow Law]

House of the dead. How is that not mentioned?

How did i look over that POS? Also any zombie movie on the sci-fi channel, EVER! I loath the sci-fi channel.

 

[Dante_Alucard]

night of the living dead 3

i saw the second one and i thought that was bad, so i havent seen the third, is it that much worse?

made the second one look good

 

[Aedwynn]

I know you already mentioned it in your original post, but Zombies Strippers is freaking HORRIBLE!
Some movies are so bad, they're good.
Zombie Strippers is not one of these. It's just bad. Really bad.

I felt so bad for Robert Englund. I kept thinking "Oh Robert, you're better than this!" It could just be me, but I felt that the film assumed that people who like goth chicks will also like rotting corpses... but y'know, I'm not gonna go into it.

Please, don't even watch it due to bile fascination. Just avoid it like... well, avoid it like the Zombie Plague.

 

[Normeo]

The "New" Dawn of the Dead movie. For two reasons, first the zombies were running. Last time I checked, zombies weren't too good at anything beyond a very determined shuffle. And second, when the fat chick comes in with a huge bite mark on here and the chick who watched her boyfriend/husband turn into one right after the zombie girl bit him and does or says nothing.

I like the running thing, everyone else copied it (res evil3, 28 days later, er and others)

With out stupid people there would be no zombie apocalypse, but agreed on the fat chick (who's really a dude)

I liked the high-speed zombies too.

Very cool seeing them sort of shambling along, then as soon as they see you, ZOOM FOOD OM NOM.

Seems to have cloned some games too. Left 4 dead is awesome!

 

[Gamine]

Shaun of the dead... quite funny, some

 

[boomo_lao]

Day of the Dead 2008 remake, Though I don't mind the fast kind, spiderman-like zombies climbing everywhere is bullshit, and Nick Cannon could be the worst fucking protagonist in any movie ever made.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Troll 2. Thats the worse. I'm not sure if its neccasarily zombies, but its still horrible. At one point, a bunch of the zombie-like things are supposed to be eating a girl, but instead of an actor lying still, its a bunch of green and yellow jello. Da shit?

 

[Syntax Error]

I saw this one called Doomed. It's not even worth it. Don't look it up.
Reality show on an island filled with zombies. Convicts sent to survive the island. Winner gets money and a clean slate.
The moral: Biggest jerk wins then gets killed through the polar opposite of deus ex machina.

You know that sounded a little interesting.

 

[PirateKing]

I saw this one called Doomed. It's not even worth it. Don't look it up.
Reality show on an island filled with zombies. Convicts sent to survive the island. Winner gets money and a clean slate.
The moral: Biggest jerk wins then gets killed through the polar opposite of deus ex machina.

You know that sounded a little interesting.

Yes. It does sound interesting, but really, it's awful. It's hard to really explain the movie. They probably had maybe a thousand dollar budget and it shows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy4xqGLMrv4
Here's a link if you want to see it.

 

[Syntax Error]

I saw this one called Doomed. It's not even worth it. Don't look it up.
Reality show on an island filled with zombies. Convicts sent to survive the island. Winner gets money and a clean slate.
The moral: Biggest jerk wins then gets killed through the polar opposite of deus ex machina.

You know that sounded a little interesting.

Yes. It does sound interesting, but really, it's awful. It's hard to really explain the movie. They probably had maybe a thousand dollar budget and it shows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy4xqGLMrv4
Here's a link if you want to see it.

I'll try to look into it when I find the time. Though the video in your link got 5 stars (not that that means anything in YouTube), so I'm guessing it's at least horribly awful it's funny.

 

[PirateKing]

I saw this one called Doomed. It's not even worth it. Don't look it up.
Reality show on an island filled with zombies. Convicts sent to survive the island. Winner gets money and a clean slate.
The moral: Biggest jerk wins then gets killed through the polar opposite of deus ex machina.

You know that sounded a little interesting.

Yes. It does sound interesting, but really, it's awful. It's hard to really explain the movie. They probably had maybe a thousand dollar budget and it shows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy4xqGLMrv4
Here's a link if you want to see it.

I'll try to look into it when I find the time. Though the video in your link got 5 stars (not that that means anything in YouTube), so I'm guessing it's at least horribly awful it's funny.

I don't really know if it's so bad it's funny. I didn't really find it entertaining at all. I hated because they indiscriminately kill off characters for no reason other than just to kill them. Possibly because they couldn't pay them for the work. I can't really explain what I mean. The only character I liked got killed very early and stupidly. Outta nowhere and based on what he had demonstrated earlier, he should've been able to avoid it.