Worst zombie film ever...

[Solivagus]

I like the fast zombies. But the way Left 4 Dead has done it. They only run when they see or are aware of their prey.

28 Weeks Later was pretty bad. I would consider it a sub-class of zombie film, in that it is an apocalypse based on the destruction of the human race by humans that are under the affects of...something. (It's late).

I agree with Maggot666, though. Land of the Dead went a little far with zombies recognising and learning how to use tools. Even if zombies were around long enough to have a recollection of their surroundings, they are characteristically brain dead or acting on the most basic of instincts.

Not to say that zombies using tools is impossible, it just need to be explained and portrayed in a different way.

 

[Ezzay]

I liked the high-speed zombies too.

Very cool seeing them sort of shambling along, then as soon as they see you, ZOOM FOOD OM NOM.

That was my favorite part of dawn of the dead, 3 zombie's walking on the road, they see people and all of a sudden have a spaz and run towards them at 50km/h.

So unexpected, and so awesome.

 

[Noamuth]

I liked the high-speed zombies too.

Very cool seeing them sort of shambling along, then as soon as they see you, ZOOM FOOD OM NOM.

That was my favorite part of dawn of the dead, 3 zombie's walking on the road, they see people and all of a sudden have a spaz and run towards them at 50km/h.

So unexpected, and so awesome.

Damn right. ^^

 

[Atomicmoo]

Ideal of fast paced zombies are people or our generation doesn't get scared easily anymore. Every time I watch a horror flick I think hey head through the front door and run and run like hell... Don't stop just run one direction, sure take of your cloth if your some double d sized chest chick. But keep running for one direction, that way you live for a long long long time.

Seriously if the world just happened to be infected or whatever and there was a zombie apocalypse( big word), I think most people would survive if zombies just shuffled there way around.

 

[andyandy]

The Passion of the Christ

Ba dum tish!

Oh god, win.

 

[Shadow Law]

The Passion of the Christ

Ba dum tish!

Nice! Good thing he did that 2000 years ago because if a man did that today we would have the shotguns at the ready.

 

[RebelRising]

Zombie movies are kind of crap by definition, aren't they?

You have a bunch of (dead) people stumbling about and groaning and some people get eaten. That's pretty much it.

I don't know where you got that idea. George A. Romero's first three Living Dead movies are rightful classics. Danny Boyle directed a very understated and intense film with 28 Days Later. The sequel wasn't too shabby either. But Romero's stuff is quality. Of course, for every good action/horror movie, there's at least ten stinky ones.

 

[atv_chic_18]

The Dawn of the Dead remake. And the 28 Days/Weeks later set. I'm not a fan of those.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

The Passion of the Christ

Ba dum tish!

Oh god, win.

Ba dum tish! Again!

 

[PirateKing]

I saw this one called Doomed. It's not even worth it. Don't look it up.
Reality show on an island filled with zombies. Convicts sent to survive the island. Winner gets money and a clean slate.
The moral: Biggest jerk wins then gets killed through the polar opposite of deus ex machina.

 

[sky14kemea]

night of the living dead 3

i saw the second one and i thought that was bad, so i havent seen the third, is it that much worse?

 

[Sprogus]

House of the dead. How is that not mentioned?

 

[Shadow Law]

House of the dead. How is that not mentioned?

How did i look over that POS? Also any zombie movie on the sci-fi channel, EVER! I loath the sci-fi channel.

 

[Dante_Alucard]

night of the living dead 3

i saw the second one and i thought that was bad, so i havent seen the third, is it that much worse?

made the second one look good

 

[Aedwynn]

I know you already mentioned it in your original post, but Zombies Strippers is freaking HORRIBLE!
Some movies are so bad, they're good.
Zombie Strippers is not one of these. It's just bad. Really bad.

I felt so bad for Robert Englund. I kept thinking "Oh Robert, you're better than this!" It could just be me, but I felt that the film assumed that people who like goth chicks will also like rotting corpses... but y'know, I'm not gonna go into it.

Please, don't even watch it due to bile fascination. Just avoid it like... well, avoid it like the Zombie Plague.

 

[Normeo]

The "New" Dawn of the Dead movie. For two reasons, first the zombies were running. Last time I checked, zombies weren't too good at anything beyond a very determined shuffle. And second, when the fat chick comes in with a huge bite mark on here and the chick who watched her boyfriend/husband turn into one right after the zombie girl bit him and does or says nothing.

I like the running thing, everyone else copied it (res evil3, 28 days later, er and others)

With out stupid people there would be no zombie apocalypse, but agreed on the fat chick (who's really a dude)

I liked the high-speed zombies too.

Very cool seeing them sort of shambling along, then as soon as they see you, ZOOM FOOD OM NOM.

Seems to have cloned some games too. Left 4 dead is awesome!

 

[Gamine]

Shaun of the dead... quite funny, some

 

[boomo_lao]

Day of the Dead 2008 remake, Though I don't mind the fast kind, spiderman-like zombies climbing everywhere is bullshit, and Nick Cannon could be the worst fucking protagonist in any movie ever made.