Worst zombie film ever...

[TheFacelessOne]

Troll 2. Thats the worse. I'm not sure if its neccasarily zombies, but its still horrible. At one point, a bunch of the zombie-like things are supposed to be eating a girl, but instead of an actor lying still, its a bunch of green and yellow jello. Da shit?

 

[Syntax Error]

I saw this one called Doomed. It's not even worth it. Don't look it up.
Reality show on an island filled with zombies. Convicts sent to survive the island. Winner gets money and a clean slate.
The moral: Biggest jerk wins then gets killed through the polar opposite of deus ex machina.

You know that sounded a little interesting.

 

[PirateKing]

I saw this one called Doomed. It's not even worth it. Don't look it up.
Reality show on an island filled with zombies. Convicts sent to survive the island. Winner gets money and a clean slate.
The moral: Biggest jerk wins then gets killed through the polar opposite of deus ex machina.

You know that sounded a little interesting.

Yes. It does sound interesting, but really, it's awful. It's hard to really explain the movie. They probably had maybe a thousand dollar budget and it shows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy4xqGLMrv4
Here's a link if you want to see it.

 

[Syntax Error]

I saw this one called Doomed. It's not even worth it. Don't look it up.
Reality show on an island filled with zombies. Convicts sent to survive the island. Winner gets money and a clean slate.
The moral: Biggest jerk wins then gets killed through the polar opposite of deus ex machina.

You know that sounded a little interesting.

Yes. It does sound interesting, but really, it's awful. It's hard to really explain the movie. They probably had maybe a thousand dollar budget and it shows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy4xqGLMrv4
Here's a link if you want to see it.

I'll try to look into it when I find the time. Though the video in your link got 5 stars (not that that means anything in YouTube), so I'm guessing it's at least horribly awful it's funny.

 

[PirateKing]

I saw this one called Doomed. It's not even worth it. Don't look it up.
Reality show on an island filled with zombies. Convicts sent to survive the island. Winner gets money and a clean slate.
The moral: Biggest jerk wins then gets killed through the polar opposite of deus ex machina.

You know that sounded a little interesting.

Yes. It does sound interesting, but really, it's awful. It's hard to really explain the movie. They probably had maybe a thousand dollar budget and it shows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy4xqGLMrv4
Here's a link if you want to see it.

I'll try to look into it when I find the time. Though the video in your link got 5 stars (not that that means anything in YouTube), so I'm guessing it's at least horribly awful it's funny.

I don't really know if it's so bad it's funny. I didn't really find it entertaining at all. I hated because they indiscriminately kill off characters for no reason other than just to kill them. Possibly because they couldn't pay them for the work. I can't really explain what I mean. The only character I liked got killed very early and stupidly. Outta nowhere and based on what he had demonstrated earlier, he should've been able to avoid it.

 

[EchetusXe]

Zombie Honeymoon

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

in my opinion, all of them. zombie stuff has been done way too much...

Could not agree more, although I personally hated Resident Evil, granted I have seen maybe two zombie movies in my life, I really hate them although Dawn of the Dead tried to be humorous at least.

 

[sooperg]

i know it's corny, but, i love NotLD. it scared to shit out of people i showed it to. my buddy found it and recorded it with his video camera if ur wondering how to get it he put it on limewire but your search might not get it. oh and for those who aren't zombie enthusiasts, NotLD means Night of the Living Dead.

 

[Hoppetussa]

House of the dead. How is that not mentioned?

Because no one will count that as a movie.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

The "New" Dawn of the Dead movie. For two reasons, first the zombies were running. Last time I checked, zombies weren't too good at anything beyond a very determined shuffle. And second, when the fat chick comes in with a huge bite mark on here and the chick who watched her boyfriend/husband turn into one right after the zombie girl bit him and does or says nothing.

I like the running thing, everyone else copied it (res evil3, 28 days later, er and others)

With out stupid people there would be no zombie apocalypse, but agreed on the fat chick (who's really a dude)

I liked the high-speed zombies too.

Very cool seeing them sort of shambling along, then as soon as they see you, ZOOM FOOD OM NOM.

Seems to have cloned some games too. Left 4 dead is awesome!

*ahem* left 4 head lol

 

[megapenguinx]

The Passion of the Christ

Ba dum tish!

That zombie was terrible!
He kept coming back and trying to convert me....

 

[megapenguinx]

i know it's corny, but, i love NotLD. it scared to shit out of people i showed it to. my buddy found it and recorded it with his video camera if ur wondering how to get it he put it on limewire but your search might not get it. oh and for those who aren't zombie enthusiasts, NotLD means Night of the Living Dead.

Actually, it's open to anyone. The copyright expired. I think Google Video has it for download.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

The one simply titled Zombie. Because that is the only one I have seen.

 

[RichardEdwards]

Don't know if it counts as a film as it was shown on Channel Four in the UK as a series, but Dead Set was pretty bad. None of the characters were likeable, the plot had a good premise but nothing special was done with it. And the final nail in the coffin was the guy who was screaming even having his lungs ripped out.

If that doesn't count as a film, then House of the Dead. And because that's not really a film, then I wasn't really a fan of the third Resident Evil film. That bit with the running zombies who were wearing jumpsuits destroyed it for me.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

House of the dead. How is that not mentioned?

Damn you, you beat me to it.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

'Doomed' was hilariously bad, I noticed it in Tesco's in an 'all for £1' rack, and it just looked so bad I had to get it, and I wasn't disappointed, it's a low budget aussie flick, and a sort of 'Battle Royale' remake with added zombies, and its exactly as bad as it sounds, yet strangely entertaining.

 

[thefrizzlefry]

If we're going by the purest definition of a zombie film, then Resi Evil. However, if there's room to exapand, Phantasm.
Edit: HA HA DISREGARD THAT, I FORGOT ABOUT HARD ROCK ZOMBIES.

 

[Ganado_Headshot]

Grindhouse, they did not even try, and I think it's sad because Bruce Willis was in that movie.

 

[JokerGrin]

Zombie Flesh Eaters, although it has that awesome bit where the girl gets her eye slowly pulled onto a splinter of wood.